🐰HOW MANY OF YOU EAT SCHOOL YOGURT🐰
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So this question goes out to you if you are in elementary middle or high school and your school serves cherry or strawberry flavored yogurt this question is for you.
Other than the over processed cherries (or strawberrys) and high fructose corn syrup, do you know what you just ate that flavored it- I will post the answer later -
TASTES LIKE SHIT💩💩💩💩💩
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I'm getting creeped out. No more yogurt for me.💩
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Oh, man... This is going to be totally grody to the max, I can just tell!
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K whats in the yogurt?
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Oh god oh god it's gonna be cow jizz😱
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Ill tell you guys ahem SPERM
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the_turf_lord wrote:
Bull, cow. Whatever. It's white ain't it?Oh god oh god it's gonna be cow jizz😱
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Tell us!
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Pretty nice.
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It obviously has something to do with rabbits. Otherwise he wouldn't have put rabbits in the title. I could be wring though....
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Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
If it's bull, does that make it Red Bull yogurt?the_turf_lord wrote:
Bull, cow. Whatever. It's white ain't it?Oh god oh god it's gonna be cow jizz😱
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Goddammit, tell me if I need to go to the doctor!
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I know it has something to do with bugs.... lol
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cochineal extract it's not just found in CERTAIN yogurts. I bet you all have some products in your fridge with it right now and have been eating it. Just google cochineal bugs.
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Oh I heard a story like that on the news. How Starbucks was putting beetles in their frappés. So I guess that means Johnny O was right about Starbucks all along...I know it has something to do with bugs.... lol
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Also called carmine I think.
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Crushed up, they add a nice little crunch.
Didn't you ever wonder what those little black crunchy things were in your strawberry frozen beverage and yogurt?
And All Natural! 👍
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I think I just died...
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We don't have yogurt😃
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School is out for me.....forever.
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Eurs Kweik wrote:
Aw shucks.I dislike the company of my fellow turf warriors right now and am going to stop playing until I regain my patience. Please don't take this personally, I still like you all, especially Zenyoul, because he is nice and devilishly handsome.
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It is colored by a red Mexican bug...
YOU JUST ATE BUGS!!!
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Also other foods like poptarts use the bugs
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Tiger113 wrote:
😱POPTARTS!!!!!Also other foods like poptarts use the bugs
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cupcake1017 wrote:
YesTiger113 wrote:
😱POPTARTS!!!!!Also other foods like poptarts use the bugs
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Also, you know monster energy drinks, they have taurine which is the lining of a cows stomach
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Yes but the low quality school type uses the bugscochineal extract it's not just found in CERTAIN yogurts. I bet you all have some products in your fridge with it right now and have been eating it. Just google cochineal bugs.
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Taurine that we find in food and drink products today is not extracted from any part of animals; who would want that job?! Instead, it is artificially made in laboratories.
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ТHEY wrote:
Yet is contains some of the genetic propertiesTaurine that we find in food and drink products today is not extracted from any part of animals; who would want that job?! Instead, it is artificially made in laboratories.
You may not be eating it directly from the cow but its basically the same thing right?
I mean, who wants to drink any thing even remotely like a cows intestines! -
If you really want to get technical i could ruin nearly everything for you.
My advice- Everything has something society determines "gross" in it, just pearn to accept that. Besides, has it made you sick yet? No, and it shouldn't be any worse once you find out what's in it.
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