TW will

Forums › General Discussion › TW will

🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 Apr 6, 2012

So I got to thinking,
What would I do if I died?
Would random people just cap me untill i was wiped off the earth?
So I made a will
In the event that I
-die
-am arrested for more then a year
-fall into a Ham enduced coma
-I loose my iPhone
-I am kidnapped my dwarves
I leave 30% of my turf to dirtyb, 30% of my turf to add:rare to pay off my gambling debt, and 40% to whoever feels like capping me
I also leave my money up for grabs to anyone who wants it
I will file a request with the bank of TW to have this noterized
Leave your will down below so your legacy can carry on
ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 6, 2012

I leave 25% of my turf to Trixxxie, 25% to TSAXDC, 25% to Morgan Freeman, and the rest to whomever wants them. All money is up for grabs, and taxing is allowed.
Add: RARE Apr 7, 2012

I want distribution centers only lol anything else Anybody else can have
Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ Apr 7, 2012

🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 wrote:
So I got to thinking,
What would I do if I died?
Would random people just cap me untill i was wiped off the earth?
So I made a will
In the event that I
-die
-am arrested for more then a year
-fall into a Ham enduced coma
-I loose my iPhone
-I am kidnapped my dwarves
I leave 30% of my turf to dirtyb, 30% of my turf to add:rare to pay off my gambling debt, and 40% to whoever feels like capping me
I also leave my money up for grabs to anyone who wants it
I will file a request with the bank of TW to have this noterized
Leave your will down below so your legacy can carry on

Ham enduced coma?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 7, 2012

Ham induced coma? Bacon, I could understand, but ham? You have no sense of class. Tsk tsk. Ham 😣
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 Apr 7, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ham induced coma? Bacon, I could understand, but ham? You have no sense of class. Tsk tsk. Ham 😣

Bacon falls under the class of ham
Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ Apr 7, 2012

I will my mob to be split evenly between FP, Ultra, Groucho, BRV, Greek, Chips, Nelli, Deicide, and darb. Brens to ultra and FP. Turf to same group and loot all to ultra (hope that calms your jealousy😜😜)!!
Zenyoul Apr 7, 2012

I want my turf to be cremated and the ashes to be scattered to the four aids.
Zenyoul Apr 7, 2012

YOU wrote:
I want my turf to be cremated and the ashes to be scattered to the four aids.

I said winds god dammit.
Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ Apr 7, 2012

Zenyoul wrote:
YOU wrote:
I want my turf to be cremated and the ashes to be scattered to the four aids.

I said winds god dammit.
LMAO
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 7, 2012

🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ham induced coma? Bacon, I could understand, but ham? You have no sense of class. Tsk tsk. Ham 😣

Bacon falls under the class of ham
No, it does not. Ham is nice. Bacon is amazing.
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Apr 7, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ham induced coma? Bacon, I could understand, but ham? You have no sense of class. Tsk tsk. Ham 😣

Bacon falls under the class of ham
No, it does not. Ham is nice. Bacon is amazing.
Agree
Jєсɦт Apr 7, 2012

Hmmm this is a tough one to call. Half my mob goes to Mac (aka swamp donkey), Crazy RedNeck is a red neck so he'll enjoy my ARS-15s. Dragon Tattoo gets half my loot, ZzzzZzzz gets the other half, Sexy Bitx can have all my limit, and Havoc gets my all my Bejing turfs. Tally and Shapp equally get my Australian turf. Macas gets the other half of my mob. And AJ gets all my Florida turf, my omertas, and the rest of my looted weapons.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 7, 2012

This is brilliant ulio. Good thread 💚😃😜
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 7, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
This is brilliant ulio. Good thread 💚😃😜

First decent thread by UILO that I've ever seen. Begin here pal, and work your way up the ladder of respect. 👍
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 7, 2012

✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Hmmm this is a tough one to call. Half my mob goes to Mac (aka swamp donkey), Crazy RedNeck is a red neck so he'll enjoy my ARS-15s. Dragon Tattoo gets half my loot, ZzzzZzzz gets the other half, Sexy Bitx can have all my limit, and Havoc gets my all my Bejing turfs. Tally and Shapp equally get my Australian turf. Macas gets the other half of my mob. And AJ gets all my Florida turf, my omertas, and the rest of my looted weapons.

ER'd for not including me in your will 😊
Add: RARE Apr 7, 2012

✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Hmmm this is a tough one to call. Half my mob goes to Mac (aka swamp donkey), Crazy RedNeck is a red neck so he'll enjoy my ARS-15s. Dragon Tattoo gets half my loot, ZzzzZzzz gets the other half, Sexy Bitx can have all my limit, and Havoc gets my all my Bejing turfs. Tally and Shapp equally get my Australian turf. Macas gets the other half of my mob. And AJ gets all my Florida turf, my omertas, and the rest of my looted weapons.

Lame I looked up dragon tattoo he's near me and he has no loot put up anywhere he doesn't like it
Jєсɦт Apr 7, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Hmmm this is a tough one to call. Half my mob goes to Mac (aka swamp donkey), Crazy RedNeck is a red neck so he'll enjoy my ARS-15s. Dragon Tattoo gets half my loot, ZzzzZzzz gets the other half, Sexy Bitx can have all my limit, and Havoc gets my all my Bejing turfs. Tally and Shapp equally get my Australian turf. Macas gets the other half of my mob. And AJ gets all my Florida turf, my omertas, and the rest of my looted weapons.

ER'd for not including me in your will 😊
I don't know you 😁
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 7, 2012

✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Hmmm this is a tough one to call. Half my mob goes to Mac (aka swamp donkey), Crazy RedNeck is a red neck so he'll enjoy my ARS-15s. Dragon Tattoo gets half my loot, ZzzzZzzz gets the other half, Sexy Bitx can have all my limit, and Havoc gets my all my Bejing turfs. Tally and Shapp equally get my Australian turf. Macas gets the other half of my mob. And AJ gets all my Florida turf, my omertas, and the rest of my looted weapons.

ER'd for not including me in your will 😊
I don't know you 😁
😂 fair enough lol. 👍
☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ Apr 7, 2012

In the possibility I become an inactive I leave all my turf weapons and mob to mobsterseth
Jєсɦт Apr 7, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Hmmm this is a tough one to call. Half my mob goes to Mac (aka swamp donkey), Crazy RedNeck is a red neck so he'll enjoy my ARS-15s. Dragon Tattoo gets half my loot, ZzzzZzzz gets the other half, Sexy Bitx can have all my limit, and Havoc gets my all my Bejing turfs. Tally and Shapp equally get my Australian turf. Macas gets the other half of my mob. And AJ gets all my Florida turf, my omertas, and the rest of my looted weapons.

ER'd for not including me in your will 😊
I don't know you 😁
😂 fair enough lol. 👍
Okay since you want something I'll give you all my upkeep. That's about 17 million and by the time I quit it's going to be maybe 8 times that lol
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Apr 7, 2012

I leave 100% to OTB
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 7, 2012

✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
✂

ER'd for not including me in your will 😊
I don't know you 😁
😂 fair enough lol. 👍
Okay since you want something I'll give you all my upkeep. That's about 17 million and by the time I quit it's going to be maybe 8 times that lol
😳😳
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 Apr 7, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Add RaiKou wrote:
This is brilliant ulio. Good thread 💚😃😜

First decent thread by UILO that I've ever seen. Begin here pal, and work your way up the ladder of respect. 👍
I'll consider that a victory👍
swc19 Apr 7, 2012

Mr. Sunshine 12 wrote:
I leave 25% of my turf to Trixxxie, 25% to TSAXDC, 25% to Morgan Freeman, and the rest to whomever wants them. All money is up for grabs, and taxing is allowed.

Tsaxdc would end up taking everything, and so would you 😝
🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 Apr 7, 2012

I am taking my iPad with me.
eviltink Apr 7, 2012

💀Keyser⌖Söze💀 wrote:
I will my mob to be split evenly between FP, Ultra, Groucho, BRV, Greek, Chips, Nelli, Deicide, and darb. Brens to ultra and FP. Turf to same group and loot all to ultra (hope that calms your jealousy😜😜)!!

I am duly appeased. As to the manner of your death...
Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ Apr 8, 2012

⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
💀Keyser⌖Söze💀 wrote:
I will my mob to be split evenly between FP, Ultra, Groucho, BRV, Greek, Chips, Nelli, Deicide, and darb. Brens to ultra and FP. Turf to same group and loot all to ultra (hope that calms your jealousy😜😜)!!

I am duly appeased. As to the manner of your death...
😳😳😳😳 I guess I need to watch my back!
Sυяvιvøя Apr 8, 2012

Do I get anything?
OneThumbBastard Apr 8, 2012

I will my mob, weapons, turfs, the whole lot of it, to my friend Manga Nelli.

I do so in the hope and faith that the addition of nearly 30K mobsters armed to the teeth, turfs in 140+ cities worldwide and over $113 billion in cash would ignite a 🔥fire🔥 that consumes TW and burns many turfs to the ground!👍
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 Apr 8, 2012

Οι'₮ояи฿яiтснэs wrote:
I will my mob, weapons, turfs, the whole lot of it, to my friend Manga Nelli.

I do so in the hope and faith that the addition of nearly 30K mobsters armed to the teeth, turfs in 140+ cities worldwide and over $113 billion in cash would ignite a 🔥fire🔥 that consumes TW and burns many turfs to the ground!👍

0.0 wow
... Intresting