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Lol!
May I just say that I have seen photos of most of the main female players and they are all bloody gorgeous, I have yet to see a "fat nasty skank" playing TurfWars!
Oh and just FYI alot of the female players are married or in relationships.
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Fat, ugly, nasty skanks represent 👊😂. He should fit in my trunk. I'll drive.
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Ok, so this guy so far has;
AJC
Mystery
Mrs G
Ultra
SkysTheLimit
A Girls GunAll offside. I guess he won't be scoring at the next annual TurfWars conference once they let this out in the powder room...
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Hyena wrote:
Jojo d Is about to take an ass whippin like Andy Kaufman!Ok, so this guy so far has;
AJC
Mystery
Mrs G
Ultra
SkysTheLimit
A Girls GunAll offside. I guess he won't be scoring at the next annual TurfWars conference once they let this out in the powder room...
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Have any of you gals ever played on the beach before, swimming, playing, sunning, boarding and having a great time.
That is, until you go to the ladies room and find your teeny bikini bottom somehow got sand in it. Ewwww.
Frankly it can be difficult to get off the 🐱and tends to make a girl a little cranky.
Hence the insult, get the sand out of your v.
PSA--don't even *think* about a quickie until this situation is fully resolved.😁
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
😏Lol!
May I just say that I have seen photos of most of the main female players and they are all bloody gorgeous, I have yet to see a "fat nasty skank" playing TurfWars!
Oh and just FYI alot of the female players are married or in relationships.
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Mystery wrote:
I know your drowning your sorrows in a gallon of ice cream..😂.sigh it amazes me that because a girl plays a game she is fat, lesbian, ugly or any combination of slurs, that boost their fraile male ego..Well, he's more wordy than most of them. I find it quite amusing that guys (I use the term loosely) on here seem to think a woman will just crumble if you call her fat. (I've noticed it's become a popular insult lately.) Oh no, someone that's never seen me has called me fat. What will I do? 😱😹😹
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
😳Have any of you gals ever played on the beach before, swimming, playing, sunning, boarding and having a great time.
That is, until you go to the ladies room and find your teeny bikini bottom somehow got sand in it. Ewwww.
Frankly it can be difficult to get off the 🐱and tends to make a girl a little cranky.
Hence the insult, get the sand out of your v.
PSA--don't even *think* about a quickie until this situation is fully resolved.😁
For some reason that reminds me of a disgusting joke from high school, but I can't remember the whole joke. It's probably just as well.
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
OMG.. That is so gross and has never happened...and i wear skimpy suitsHave any of you gals ever played on the beach before, swimming, playing, sunning, boarding and having a great time.
That is, until you go to the ladies room and find your teeny bikini bottom somehow got sand in it. Ewwww.
Frankly it can be difficult to get off the 🐱and tends to make a girl a little cranky.
Hence the insult, get the sand out of your v.
PSA--don't even *think* about a quickie until this situation is fully resolved.😁
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Hyena wrote:
I dont think he needs us to keep him from scoringOk, so this guy so far has;
AJC
Mystery
Mrs G
Ultra
SkysTheLimit
A Girls GunAll offside. I guess he won't be scoring at the next annual TurfWars conference once they let this out in the powder room...
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
LOLOLOLOL! That made my day! I never thought of that xD I've never had that problem but I'll look out :P🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
OMG.. That is so gross and has never happened...and i wear skimpy suits....
Hence the insult, get the sand out of your v.
PSA--don't even *think* about a quickie until this situation is fully resolved.😁
I honestly think that most female turf wars players are one of the most constructive people in the community. 😏 not only that, but also a dashing personality. 😊 don't worry guys, some of you are awesome and treats women with the utmost respect. 😁
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⌖ajc⌖ wrote:
If you think THIS is funny (witch it is😂) you should check out the thread about Don calenzo LoL that kid is mad!Here's more!
private message
JoJo D. says:
Hey ---------! I need some help. That bitch AJC capped 4 of my turf and a bunch of upgrades. I'm ready to run a V on this chick and her "sandy vagina"! You in?1 hour agoDELETE REPLY
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Mystery wrote:
I know your drowning your sorrows in a gallon of ice cream..😂.sigh it amazes me that because a girl plays a game she is fat, lesbian, ugly or any combination of slurs, that boost their fraile male ego..Well, he's more wordy than most of them. I find it quite amusing that guys (I use the term loosely) on here seem to think a woman will just crumble if you call her fat. (I've noticed it's become a popular insult lately.) Oh no, someone that's never seen me has called me fat. What will I do? 😱😹😹
He must be really fat and ugly if he has to try to put down ajc. He can't handle his ugliness and has to take it out on other.... He's a dick
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Haha, nice definition.Have any of you gals ever played on the beach before, swimming, playing, sunning, boarding and having a great time.
That is, until you go to the ladies room and find your teeny bikini bottom somehow got sand in it. Ewwww.
Frankly it can be difficult to get off the 🐱and tends to make a girl a little cranky.
Hence the insult, get the sand out of your v.
PSA--don't even *think* about a quickie until this situation is fully resolved.😁
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⚔♛ᏦįℵᏳᎯℜϮℌųℜ♛⚔ wrote:
He's the evolution of all trolls...An asshole that uses correct grammar? 😱Mother of god.....
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
I'd just like to point out, I've made more friends who areMystery wrote:
I know your drowning your sorrows in a gallon of ice cream..😂.sigh it amazes me that because a girl plays a game she is fat, lesbian, ugly or any combination of slurs, that boost their fraile male ego..Well, he's more wordy than most of them. I find it quite amusing that guys (I use the term loosely) on here seem to think a woman will just crumble if you call her fat. (I've noticed it's become a popular insult lately.) Oh no, someone that's never seen me has called me fat. What will I do? 😱😹😹
Lesbians in games in the last year than I'd met in RL for the previous 19..they're cooler than most straight girls I've known 😝 -
Mystery wrote:
😳😂😲😜😁😄😂😂😂🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
😳Have any of you gals ever played on the beach before, swimming, playing, sunning, boarding and having a great time.
That is, until you go to the ladies room and find your teeny bikini bottom somehow got sand in it. Ewwww.
Frankly it can be difficult to get off the 🐱and tends to make a girl a little cranky.
Hence the insult, get the sand out of your v.
PSA--don't even *think* about a quickie until this situation is fully resolved.😁
For some reason that reminds me of a disgusting joke from high school, but I can't remember the whole joke. It's probably just as well.
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⌖ajc⌖ wrote:
Treating a woman with anything but respect warrants a slap down or worse.🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
LOLOLOLOL! That made my day! I never thought of that xD I've never had that problem but I'll look out :P🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
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I honestly think that most female turf wars players are one of the most constructive people in the community. 😏 not only that, but also a dashing personality. 😊 don't worry guys, some of you are awesome and treats women with the utmost respect. 😁
P.S. hope you're healing nicely ma'am, it's been some time since we spoke. 😊
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ma'am? You make me feel old 😂 but I do appreciate the respect. I'm doing fine now. Still doing desk job cause of "possible risks" -___- hopefully not for long in a week. 😊⌖ajc⌖ wrote:
Treating a woman with anything but respect warrants a slap down or worse.🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
LOLOLOLOL! That made my day! I never thought of that xD I've never had that problem but I'll look out :P🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
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I honestly think that most female turf wars players are one of the most constructive people in the community. 😏 not only that, but also a dashing personality. 😊 don't worry guys, some of you are awesome and treats women with the utmost respect. 😁
P.S. hope you're healing nicely ma'am, it's been some time since we spoke. 😊
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⌖ajc⌖ wrote:
Argh bloody desk jobs - that's why I quit my architectural job in favour of carpentry. I know how you feel 👀♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ma'am? You make me feel old 😂 but I do appreciate the respect. I'm doing fine now. Still doing desk job cause of "possible risks" -___- hopefully not for long in a week. 😊⌖ajc⌖ wrote:
Treating a woman with anything but respect warrants a slap down or worse.🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
✂🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
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P.S. hope you're healing nicely ma'am, it's been some time since we spoke. 😊
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⚔♛ᏦįℵᏳᎯℜϮℌųℜ♛⚔ wrote:
Hahaha nice... :DAn asshole that uses correct grammar? 😱Mother of god.....
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Oh dear, what is this?! I wish I had the time to respond to each and every one of you. However I am no troll so I'm afraid I will have to do my best. I take comfort in the fact that I do not meet the criteria for any of the stereotypes mentioned here. Many of which I would consider the "male" equivalent of the "sexist" comments I made.
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If you would all kindly bear with me, I will gladly respond in kind. It's rare that I must defend my integrity, since it's rarely in question. Sadly, many of you will be incapable of any critical thinking on the matter and hence, the "rabbles shall rouse".
For those of you who want to stick around for the show, it just so happens there is more than 5 weeks of history that affects the perception of my isolated rant. I am preparing a chronological series of events that may paint a clearer picture for those who are so quick to pass judgement. Perhaps I will call on a few character witnesses, perhaps we will find out that ⌖ajc⌖ is really Old Man Withers the owner of the haunted amusement park! Ruh-Roh Shaggy!
Stay tuned for the next chapter just a few short hours from now!! -
JoJo the women in Turf Wars are far more dangerous then the men. You may want to check out the flowers and beer post 💐🍻🍻
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JoJo, you're trying to call out one of the best respected ladies on TW. I for one am very biased in her favour over yourself.
Now, unless you can tell a believable tale, stating only facts with zero embellishments, and fully back this story up with proof, I will disregard your statements entirely. Thankyou. -
OMG no no no!!!
Again:JOJO name carriers rule n•143: adore and cherish the ladies
n•144: pamper and sweet-talk them everytime
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n•289: if a lady gets mad at you,never hesitate to............. .........R U N !!!!! -
jojo-boy wrote:
😂😂😂OMG no no no!!!
Again:JOJO name carriers rule n•143: adore and cherish the ladies
n•144: pamper and sweet-talk them everytime
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n•289: if a lady gets mad at you,never hesitate to............. .........R U N !!!!! -
Really???(download palringo)OMG YES!Get his hand ready...⬅Joke but most of the ladies playing TW are sexy.
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⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:
👍 the two ladies in JO's name are the ones that give him strength. Plus they control him. They each have 50k mob. 😉JoJo the women in Turf Wars are far more dangerous then the men. You may want to check out the flowers and beer post 💐🍻🍻
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Of course it's a little peculiar that he is surrounded by two women,they both know eachother's existence and he is still alive to show off!!! I wanna be like him when I grow up,he is my hero!!!! (pssst:JO,how do you do it?)
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