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The power of flowers💐 and beer 🍻

• Johnny O 💃 Apr 6, 2012

  Ever notice how flowers and beer 💐🍻 can solve so many problems.
• Brown🎵Note Apr 6, 2012

  "To beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!". -Homer Simpson
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Apr 6, 2012

  Beer, helping ugly people get laid since 1932....
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Apr 6, 2012

  99 VW turfs on the wall
  99 VW turfs
  Cap one down
  tear it to the ground
  98 VW turfs on the wall

  98 VW turfs on the wall
  98 VW turfs
  Cap one down
  tear it to the ground
  97 VW turfs on the wall
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Apr 6, 2012

  Saba, I have mixed emotions about that song....I like it but it scares me.😁 kinda like a roller coaster! Hope you're not still upset about that whole gas day thing😉
• Queen Nicole Apr 6, 2012

  Sigh... And yet, I am flowers and beerless.... 😢 sad day friends.... Sad day indeed.
• ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 6, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Sigh... And yet, I am flowers and beerless.... 😢 sad day friends.... Sad day indeed.
  

  Aw I'm sorry Nicole. Here, have some virtual flowers and beer 💐🌸🌹 🍺🍺🍻
• 👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 Apr 6, 2012

  ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ever notice how flowers and beer 💐🍻 can solve so many problems.
  

  Beer once saved me from some very angry people in Peru.... I was attacked by a rabid dog and my ex killed it with a hatchet..... Needless to say the owner was pissed at us but we could we do? We got loads of beer, threw the owner a little party and all was forgiven. Turns out the dog had bitten his son too but he had refused to kill it and just left it chained up!
• 👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 Apr 6, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ever notice how flowers and beer 💐🍻 can solve so many problems.
  

  Beer once saved me from some very angry people in Peru.... I was attacked by a rabid dog and my ex killed it with a hatchet..... Needless to say the owner was pissed at us but we could we do? We got loads of beer, threw the owner a little party and all was forgiven. Turns out the dog had bitten his son too but he had refused to kill it and just left it chained up!
  

  Ps no neither I nor the child have rabies, thank god
• Queen Nicole Apr 6, 2012

  Mr. Sunshine 12 wrote:

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Sigh... And yet, I am flowers and beerless.... 😢 sad day friends.... Sad day indeed.
  

  Aw I'm sorry Nicole. Here, have some virtual flowers and beer 💐🌸🌹 🍺🍺🍻

  Aww see!! Mr. Sunshine gave me flowers and beer out of the kindness of his heart!! Thank you 😘
• GreenManXphile Apr 6, 2012

  Here ya go! This is gonna be fun! 💚💐🌹🌺💐💚🍻🍸🍺🍶
• Queen Nicole Apr 6, 2012

  💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:

  Here ya go! This is gonna be fun! 💚💐🌹🌺💐💚🍻🍸🍺🍶
  

  Thanks green!! 💘
• Johnny O 💃 Apr 6, 2012

  Under 1 hour 🕛🕓🕕🕘🕚
• Johnny O 💃 Apr 6, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Sigh... And yet, I am flowers and beerless.... 😢 sad day friends.... Sad day indeed.
  

  For you Nicole it's more
  🍻🍺🍻🍺💐🍻🍺🍺💐🍺😝
• GreenManXphile Apr 6, 2012

  ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:

  Under 1 hour 🕛🕓🕕🕘🕚
  

  👏
• Queen Nicole Apr 6, 2012

  ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Sigh... And yet, I am flowers and beerless.... 😢 sad day friends.... Sad day indeed.
  

  For you Nicole it's more
  🍻🍺🍻🍺💐🍻🍺🍺💐🍺😝

  Yaayy!!!! But we also need some love for Bella here!!! 🌸💐🌷🌺🌻🌹🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
• Johnny O 💃 Apr 6, 2012

  I completely agree!!!
• GreenManXphile Apr 6, 2012

  🎀🍸🎀-Bellatini
• ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 6, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Mr. Sunshine 12 wrote:

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Sigh... And yet, I am flowers and beerless.... 😢 sad day friends.... Sad day indeed.
  

  Aw I'm sorry Nicole. Here, have some virtual flowers and beer 💐🌸🌹 🍺🍺🍻

  Aww see!! Mr. Sunshine gave me flowers and beer out of the kindness of his heart!! Thank you 😘

  Your welcome Nicole and these are for Bella:
  🌸🌺🌷🍺🍹💎
• Witches Sabbath Apr 6, 2012

  I want in on the action!
• ★FUBΛЯ★ Apr 6, 2012

  Witches Sabbath wrote:

  I want in on the action!
  

  Even though you used to smack me around... Here you go🌹🌼🌺🍻🍺🍻
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Apr 6, 2012

  AlwaysG wrote:

  ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ever notice how flowers and beer 💐🍻 can solve so many problems.
  

  Beer once saved me from some very angry people in Peru.... I was attacked by a rabid dog and my ex killed it with a hatchet..... Needless to say the owner was pissed at us but we could we do? We got loads of beer, threw the owner a little party and all was forgiven. Turns out the dog had bitten his son too but he had refused to kill it and just left it chained up!
  

  Wait what?! Are you a chick or have a beast of a hatchet wielding gf?

  Regardless, if true mike vick approves.
• BellaItaliana Apr 6, 2012

  My boyfriend has bought me flowers TWICE this week & bought me FOUR beers this week. Hmm, wasn't till I just said it right now that I realize...that boy has earned a BJ.
• Queen Nicole Apr 6, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  My boyfriend has bought me flowers TWICE this week & bought me FOUR beers this week. Hmm, wasn't till I just said it right now that I realize...that boy has earned a BJ.
  

  Damn... All I got was stolen wine from the ex from the olive garden... Lol
• 👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 Apr 6, 2012

  badmrfrosty wrote:

  AlwaysG wrote:

  ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ever notice how flowers and beer 💐🍻 can solve so many problems.
  

  Beer once saved me from some very angry people in Peru.... I was attacked by a rabid dog and my ex killed it with a hatchet..... Needless to say the owner was pissed at us but we could we do? We got loads of beer, threw the owner a little party and all was forgiven. Turns out the dog had bitten his son too but he had refused to kill it and just left it chained up!
  

  Wait what?! Are you a chick or have a beast of a hatchet wielding gf?

  Regardless, if true mike vick approves.
  

  😜 I'm a female and it was a beast of a hatchet wielding bf - I backpacked South America for 6 months - Shit happens!😏
• GreenManXphile Apr 6, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  My boyfriend has bought me flowers TWICE this week & bought me FOUR beers this week. Hmm, wasn't till I just said it right now that I realize...that boy has earned a BJ.
  

  Damn... All I got was stolen wine from the ex from the olive garden... Lol

  Hey! I offered! 😜
• 👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 Apr 6, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  My boyfriend has bought me flowers TWICE this week & bought me FOUR beers this week. Hmm, wasn't till I just said it right now that I realize...that boy has earned a BJ.
  

  😱😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
• Queen Nicole Apr 6, 2012

  💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  My boyfriend has bought me flowers TWICE this week & bought me FOUR beers this week. Hmm, wasn't till I just said it right now that I realize...that boy has earned a BJ.
  

  Damn... All I got was stolen wine from the ex from the olive garden... Lol

  Hey! I offered! 😜

  Haha 😊 still needs to happen!!
• Witches Sabbath Apr 6, 2012

  ☣FƲϦᎯર☣ wrote:

  Witches Sabbath wrote:

  I want in on the action!
  

  Even though you used to smack me around... Here you go🌹🌼🌺🍻🍺🍻

  I never smacked you around! 👼
• GreenManXphile Apr 6, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  My boyfriend has bought me flowers TWICE this week & bought me FOUR beers this week. Hmm, wasn't till I just said it right now that I realize...that boy has earned a BJ.
  

  Damn... All I got was stolen wine from the ex from the olive garden... Lol

  Hey! I offered! 😜

  Haha 😊 still needs to happen!!

  Anytime!
• ★FUBΛЯ★ Apr 6, 2012

  Witches Sabbath wrote:

  ☣FƲϦᎯર☣ wrote:

  Witches Sabbath wrote:

  I want in on the action!
  

  Even though you used to smack me around... Here you go🌹🌼🌺🍻🍺🍻

  I never smacked you around! 👼

  Lol. Sure you did. I changed my name yesterday

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