Late night confessions of a code whore

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$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

Waiting behind the bar serving fools..wondering how men think of the lines they think and the fools woman r to fall for them.. Is alcohol really that powerful..glad my shift is almost over and can go home..
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Apr 6, 2012

Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨
ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Apr 6, 2012

👆👆👆👆 cold
🍁Mr. White🍁 Apr 6, 2012

They don't call them the liquid courage for nothing..
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

She wants it as much as the strippers do. o wait thats what u want to hear😜
ⓉⓎⓁⒺⓇ ⒹⓊⓇⒹⒺⓃ Apr 6, 2012

🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

She wants it as much as the strippers do. o wait thats what u want to hear😜
!!ZING!!
Amish Hitman Apr 6, 2012

I have bartended part time for 3 years and man the things liquor makes people do. I like me a sassy bartender myself.
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

doin-ur-mom wrote:
🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

She wants it as much as the strippers do. o wait thats what u want to hear😜
!!ZING!!
I mean really do you guys really think your gonna score with the dancers? Or the bartender? Of course your all thor or superman to us.. You pay out salary.. I'll tell u, u have the god of thunder between your legs if it improve my tip..brutal.. But honest
ʑʑ ⅅℜℰ₳ℳՏ ʑʑ Apr 6, 2012

Hmm never knew women lied to get money.. What is this world coming too😰 😜
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Apr 6, 2012

🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
doin-ur-mom wrote:
🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

She wants it as much as the strippers do. o wait thats what u want to hear😜
!!ZING!!
I mean really do you guys really think your gonna score with the dancers? Or the bartender? Of course your all thor or superman to us.. You pay out salary.. I'll tell u, u have the god of thunder between your legs if it improve my tip..brutal.. But honest
Wait your a bartender? Hahaha
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
I have bartended part time for 3 years and man the things liquor makes people do. I like me a sassy bartender myself.

Wouldn't we all.. But what would u do when u got one, and had to deal with it?
eviltink Apr 6, 2012

Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

Jailbait. 😜
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

🔫🌊🗻Benny DaBOSS wrote:
🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
doin-ur-mom wrote:
🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

She wants it as much as the strippers do. o wait thats what u want to hear😜
!!ZING!!
I mean really do you guys really think your gonna score with the dancers? Or the bartender? Of course your all thor or superman to us.. You pay out salary.. I'll tell u, u have the god of thunder between your legs if it improve my tip..brutal.. But honest
Wait your a bartender? Hahaha
Proud of it too 😄😄😄😄
Amish Hitman Apr 6, 2012

🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Amish Hitman wrote:
I have bartended part time for 3 years and man the things liquor makes people do. I like me a sassy bartender myself.

Wouldn't we all.. But what would u do when u got one, and had to deal with it?
I married one. Lol... I had Thors hammer 😜...
₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ Apr 6, 2012

⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

Jailbait. 😜
Haha! 😹
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Amish Hitman wrote:
I have bartended part time for 3 years and man the things liquor makes people do. I like me a sassy bartender myself.

Wouldn't we all.. But what would u do when u got one, and had to deal with it?
I married one. Lol... I had Thors hammer 😜...
I like to see her comment on that...😒
Baptist Apr 6, 2012

So you mean to tell me "Spicy" the stripper don't love me?!?!?
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Apr 6, 2012

I'm a Dj and a bartender....I feel your pain. Btw, as for your question.....god gave us two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time!😜
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

baptist469 wrote:
So you mean to tell me "Spicy" the stripper don't love me?!?!?

Im sorry but no.. Her name is ginger she does bible study on sundays and has herpes😁
Amish Hitman Apr 6, 2012

One thing we all can agree on.. You never talk politics and religion at the bar...
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

YOU wrote:
baptist469 wrote:
So you mean to tell me "Spicy" the stripper don't love me?!?!?

Im sorry but no.. Her name is ginger she does bible study on sundays and has herpes😁
Sadly thats a true story but her stage name is "star".. So unoriginal
Amish Hitman Apr 6, 2012

Stripper naming handbook:
Astrological sign
Season
Car manufacturer
Month
Planet
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
Stripper naming handbook:
Astrological sign
Season
Car manufacturer
Month
Planet

Good list but add fairy tales
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Apr 6, 2012

⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Wait, the bartender doesn't want my dick?
😨

Jailbait. 😜
Shhhhh 😏
FU airports! Apr 6, 2012

baptist469 wrote:
So you mean to tell me "Spicy" the stripper don't love me?!?!?

If you were a chick maybe, most strippers have their lick-her license. 😝💃
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

"The Man" wrote:
baptist469 wrote:
So you mean to tell me "Spicy" the stripper don't love me?!?!?

If you were a chick maybe, most strippers have their lick-her license. 😝💃

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Baptist Apr 6, 2012

Damn it all of this talk about strippers now I have to stop typing codes and give a "star" a scholarship or "ginger's" baby some new shoes.