What to do when you get pulled over

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chuck norrisIV Apr 6, 2012

When a cop pulls you over, switch into the passengers seat and buckle up. When he comes to the window say "He was here a second ago, I don't know where he went." "Me drive, oh hell no, I'm fucked up."

I got this from a comedian
࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Apr 6, 2012

Chuck norrisIV? There are 4 of you?
chuck norrisIV Apr 6, 2012

ང྄٣д乙¥ СдгᎦᎧл wrote:
Chuck norrisIV? There are 4 of you?

Who knows, I'm a mystery to mankind
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Apr 6, 2012

Chuck Norris? Holly shit! I have to tell the other chuck!
chuck norrisIV Apr 6, 2012

🔫🌊🗻Benny DaBOSS wrote:
Chuck Norris? Holly shit! I have to tell the other chuck!

I know him 👊👊 it the power of chuck norris
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Apr 6, 2012

chuck norrisIV wrote:
When a cop pulls you over, switch into the passengers seat and buckle up. When he comes to the window say "He was here a second ago, I don't know where he went." "Me drive, oh hell no, I'm fucked up."

I got this from a comedian

Btw you got it from Gaberial Iglesias
chuck norrisIV Apr 6, 2012

🔫🌊🗻Benny DaBOSS wrote:
chuck norrisIV wrote:
When a cop pulls you over, switch into the passengers seat and buckle up. When he comes to the window say "He was here a second ago, I don't know where he went." "Me drive, oh hell no, I'm fucked up."

I got this from a comedian

Btw you got it from Gaberial Iglesias
Ya i know, he is hilarious
FFX Apr 6, 2012

Whenever the officer asks for your license and registration you wave your hand in front of his face and say,"these aren't the droids your looking for." Works everytime. 😝
$&)(&$ Apr 6, 2012

Unbutton a few buttons😉
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 6, 2012

FFX wrote:
Whenever the officer asks for your license and registration you wave your hand in front of his face and say,"these aren't the droids your looking for." Works everytime. 😝

Bull sheeit. I tried that one, doesn't work.
Frosty:) Apr 6, 2012

trunk monkey time.
Chuck иorris Apr 6, 2012

You point to his gun and say"you call that a gun? Check out my AK-47!"
heimdall Apr 6, 2012

Tell him he looks like the guy in the picture next to ur girlfriends bed
heimdall Apr 6, 2012

Or no officer I wasn't speeding I was trying to keep up with traffic when replies there's no one ahead of u u say exactly that's how far behind I am
The Nomad Apr 6, 2012

*cop pops up from the bottom of your window* RAAAAWR I'm a dinosaur
Add: MART Apr 6, 2012

The Nomad wrote:
*cop pops up from the bottom of your window* RAAAAWR I'm a dinosaur

Lol! T-Cop
Ghetto Monstazz Apr 6, 2012

Floor it.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 6, 2012

The Nomad wrote:
*cop pops up from the bottom of your window* RAAAAWR I'm a dinosaur

😳😂😂😂