In the Pants

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ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 6, 2012

Ok so today at school I was hanging out with some girls on the blacktop because we had nothing better to do. In the previous class, one of the girls got some jelly beans randomly. Because she was wearing those super tight jeans girls wear, the bag didn't fit in her pocket. So she stuffed them down her pants. Then we started playing foursquare and she was having trouble moving, so she decided to get them out of her pants. But she couldn't because of the really tight pants. He decides to try puching them out through the leg, but they got cut. Somewhere along the line, the bag got cut and the jelly beans started falling out.
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 6, 2012

Then the other girls started making jokes like "puuuuusshhh" and "my babies, my babies". At this point my train of thought goes "people in the pants..." Eventually we got them out and I was like "can I have one"
And one of the girls is like "they were in her pants..." normally I would make a joke about how that would make them taste better but instead the rest of conversation goes.
Me: ah, but I do not fear the insides of ones pants for we are all in fact inside OTB's pants...
Them:... What...
Me: ...nothing...
I was laughing for the rest of the day...
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 Apr 6, 2012

Haha! You must enlighten them!
SOR Apr 6, 2012

Are you high?
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 6, 2012

SOR wrote:
Are you high?

Why do you ask?
OneThumbBastard Apr 6, 2012

I approve of this story. 👍
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Apr 6, 2012

I feel a whole lot better about capping your turf.
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 6, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
I feel a whole lot better about capping your turf.

???
rojo2017 Apr 6, 2012

Pantsception
What kind of jelly beans?
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 6, 2012

rojo2017 wrote:
Pantsception
What kind of jelly beans?

Idk... Not jelly belly or starburst. One of the ones that have like 150 different flavors in each package.