👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No, a 10% chance of it making you muscles swell so much your skin bursts....Lord Jobo wrote:
That vaccine had a 10% chance of burning the paper right, well it just so happened that all the papers burnt up from the acidsLady Skillz wrote:
I covered the paper and pencil with the vaccine. It's all sanitizedϮµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.✂
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Yes I'll play you I'm awesome at wheel of fortune.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooh ill join i looove arcades! Is here a wheel if fortune? I love wheel of fortunes!Screw dinner, I'm going down to the bowling alley in the baseman anyone wanna join?? We have an entire arcade down there. 🎯♦♣♥♠👾⛳🎾⚾⚽🏀🏈🎱
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill just be a minute... and im NOT rigging the wheel so i always win & u always loseLord Jobo wrote:
Yes I'll play you I'm awesome at wheel of fortune.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooh ill join i looove arcades! Is here a wheel if fortune? I love wheel of fortunes!Screw dinner, I'm going down to the bowling alley in the baseman anyone wanna join?? We have an entire arcade down there. 🎯♦♣♥♠👾⛳🎾⚾⚽🏀🏈🎱
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Unfortunately I always win against you, so watch it buddy. I'm a girl which means I always get what I want!! Duhh winning!!Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill just be a minute... and im NOT rigging the wheel so i always win & u always loseLord Jobo wrote:
Yes I'll play you I'm awesome at wheel of fortune.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooh ill join i looove arcades! Is here a wheel if fortune? I love wheel of fortunes!Screw dinner, I'm going down to the bowling alley in the baseman anyone wanna join?? We have an entire arcade down there. 🎯♦♣♥♠👾⛳🎾⚾⚽🏀🏈🎱
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Your a girl and you actually know what you want! Incredible! Jk jk lolLord Jobo wrote:
Unfortunately I always win against you, so watch it buddy. I'm a girl which means I always get what I want!! Duhh winning!!Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill just be a minute... and im NOT rigging the wheel so i always win & u always loseLord Jobo wrote:
Yes I'll play you I'm awesome at wheel of fortune.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooh ill join i looove arcades! Is here a wheel if fortune? I love wheel of fortunes!Screw dinner, I'm going down to the bowling alley in the baseman anyone wanna join?? We have an entire arcade down there. 🎯♦♣♥♠👾⛳🎾⚾⚽🏀🏈🎱
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Wow good joke. Oh wait, I still beat you too. Who's laughing now?? Not kidding.Lady Skillz wrote:
Your a girl and you actually know what you want! Incredible! Jk jk lolLord Jobo wrote:
Unfortunately I always win against you, so watch it buddy. I'm a girl which means I always get what I want!! Duhh winning!!Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill just be a minute... and im NOT rigging the wheel so i always win & u always loseLord Jobo wrote:
Yes I'll play you I'm awesome at wheel of fortune.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooh ill join i looove arcades! Is here a wheel if fortune? I love wheel of fortunes! -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Well then ill just have to be ill-mannered and destroy everything and throw a temper tantrum because i cant win.😠TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Wow good joke. Oh wait, I still beat you too. Who's laughing now?? Not kidding.Lady Skillz wrote:
Your a girl and you actually know what you want! Incredible! Jk jk lolLord Jobo wrote:
Unfortunately I always win against you, so watch it buddy. I'm a girl which means I always get what I want!! Duhh winning!!Lady Skillz wrote:
✂Lord Jobo wrote:
✂Lady Skillz wrote:
✂Though ill always win at eating garlic bread cuz everyone else will DIE!
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Good Jobo go eat your poisoned garlic bread.
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@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I don't know what money has to do with anything. You dont have to pay to come inside, but if you'd rather stay out there at least water the garden with your tears haha.@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Will do. Can I come in after? I heard Jobos garlic bread was to die for.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I don't know what money has to do with anything. You dont have to pay to come inside, but if you'd rather stay out there at least water the garden with your tears haha.@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Your so gullable. No my dear you may have any other thing to eat besides the garlic bread.Lady Skillz wrote:
Will do. Can I come in after? I heard Jobos garlic bread was to die for.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I don't know what money has to do with anything. You dont have to pay to come inside, but if you'd rather stay out there at least water the garden with your tears haha.@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
It is very good. U want some? Here u can have a piece for freeLady Skillz wrote:
Will do. Can I come in after? I heard Jobos garlic bread was to die for.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I don't know what money has to do with anything. You dont have to pay to come inside, but if you'd rather stay out there at least water the garden with your tears haha.@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Im immune to the poison in the garlic breadGood Jobo go eat your poisoned garlic bread.
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Hello again everyone! This is Nester, your original host speaking. Unlike Turfa described, I didn't die when he touched me with a silver thingy. I merely evaporated. Now that I have returned from the atmosphere, I would like us to continue our tour. However, because of my original mansion being burnt down, rebuilt, and now condemned, in afraid you'll all have to take a trip to Paris France. I'll see you all in a few hours!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Dont listen to her👆 she just wants it all for herself shes so greedyTheNewfieBullet wrote:
Your so gullable. No my dear you may have any other thing to eat besides the garlic bread.Lady Skillz wrote:
Will do. Can I come in after? I heard Jobos garlic bread was to die for.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I don't know what money has to do with anything. You dont have to pay to come inside, but if you'd rather stay out there at least water the garden with your tears haha.@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Alright, I confess! Nestor made me steal the garlic bread, hire those thugs, knock out the ladies, and drug Dmitri!
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??
Those blood-money diamonds from Africa? Or the mysterious white powder? I figured the powder was flour, so I used that to make a cake! Want some?As for the diamonds, I traded them for socks with a Canadian.
😡😡😡😡😡 Give me that goddamn cake Morgan!
Haha! Ah Morgan! Always a sucker for Canadian socks. I know, I know, the fleece is like nothing you've ever felt before, but is it still worth all that money?This was a text on my phone(this was actually here!)
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mr71vwbus wrote:
legalities shmegalities. I just shot you with a poisoned dart, so shut up. You're dead. 😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa, I'm glad you know WHICH permits to file, however They were not filed before the proper due date prior to construction. You may appeal your case before the zoning and planning commission, however the structure will be condemned and deemed uninhabitable until your case can be reviewed. We have scheduled you an appeal date for may 5th, 2017. See you thenmr71vwbus wrote:
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He ate the garlic bread so he was already deadmr71vwbus wrote:
legalities shmegalities. I just shot you with a poisoned dart, so shut up. You're dead. 😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa, I'm glad you know WHICH permits to file, however They were not filed before the proper due date prior to construction. You may appeal your case before the zoning and planning commission, however the structure will be condemned and deemed uninhabitable until your case can be reviewed. We have scheduled you an appeal date for may 5th, 2017. See you thenmr71vwbus wrote:
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YOU wrote:
Get it! To die for. I crack myself up sometimes.Lady Skillz wrote:
Will do. Can I come in after? I heard Jobos garlic bread was to die for.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I don't know what money has to do with anything. You dont have to pay to come inside, but if you'd rather stay out there at least water the garden with your tears haha.@ Lady Skillz
I'm crying right now. I'm living in a box outside your mansion now that you've taken over 45k of my money. Have fun laughing. :( -
Lord Jobo wrote:
Hey, I shot you with two darts! Why are you still talking?! 😳😡♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He ate the garlic bread so he was already deadmr71vwbus wrote:
legalities shmegalities. I just shot you with a poisoned dart, so shut up. You're dead. 😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa, I'm glad you know WHICH permits to file, however They were not filed before the proper due date prior to construction. You may appeal your case before the zoning and planning commission, however the structure will be condemned and deemed uninhabitable until your case can be reviewed. We have scheduled you an appeal date for may 5th, 2017. See you thenmr71vwbus wrote:
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Why is there a nuke beside the bus? It has a axe on it 😋
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Im immortal, havent u read the last few pages?Lord Jobo wrote:
Hey, I shot you with two darts! Why are you still talking?! 😳😡♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He ate the garlic bread so he was already deadmr71vwbus wrote:
legalities shmegalities. I just shot you with a poisoned dart, so shut up. You're dead. 😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✂mr71vwbus wrote:
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Immortal, yes. Invincible, no. Haven't u read the last few pages? 😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Im immortal, havent u read the last few pages?Lord Jobo wrote:
Hey, I shot you with two darts! Why are you still talking?! 😳😡♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He ate the garlic bread so he was already deadmr71vwbus wrote:
legalities shmegalities. I just shot you with a poisoned dart, so shut up. You're dead. 😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
✂mr71vwbus wrote:
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YOU wrote:
Why is there a nuke beside the bus? It has a axe on it 😋
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Dmitri wrote:
LOL! Somebody does repeats! 😏😝YOU wrote:
Why is there a nuke beside the bus? It has a axe on it 😋
I'm not scared of Bruenor's neuclear axe 😉😜 -
By the powers invested by default in me through my creation of this thread, I hereby declare it dying. The tour is over, as mine and Lady Skillz' rebuilt mansion stands bare and uninhabited by the antique furniture and trophies I once owned.
My loyal servant, good friend and third identity (Nester) has disappeared, the place stinks of garlic, and atom bombs keep popping up here and there. Everybody is out to kill each other, and it would seem that all and sundry are tiring of the post-apocalyptic banter.I and my other identies, Turfa and Nester, would like to wish you all a happy and fond farewell.
I shall now leave with my fiancé, Lady Skillz, and my good friend, Hyena, and proceed to travel the world on our whims.
Paris today, perhaps, and Egypt tomorrow. Turkey next week, and Canada the week after, or Hawaii.Take care all. I hope you enjoyed your stay.
Here, my parting gift to you all: garlic bread for everyone!
👉🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞Farewell.👋✌
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Wen u come to canada y dont u visit me i could give u a tour of my garlic bread facility😉✂
My loyal servant, good friend and third identity (Nester) has disappeared, the place stinks of garlic, and atom bombs keep popping up here and there. Everybody is out to kill each other, and it would seem that all and sundry are tiring of the post-apocalyptic banter.I and my other identies, Turfa and Nester, would like to wish you all a happy and fond farewell.
I shall now leave with my fiancé, Lady Skillz, and my good friend, Hyena, and proceed to travel the world on our whims.
Paris today, perhaps, and Egypt tomorrow. Turkey next week, and Canada the week after, or Hawaii.Take care all. I hope you enjoyed your stay.
Here, my parting gift to you all: garlic bread for everyone!
👉🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞Farewell.👋✌
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.....now what?
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Do not fear, everyone! Nester is here! Now that you are all here in Paris, we can begin the tour of the new mansion. I'm sorry I wasn't available earlier. Anyhow,
As you enter the mansion, please note the large crystal chandolyre hanging overhead. Examine the soft rugs beneath your feat, handwoven with intricate patterns and imported from Sweden. Note the two curving staircases that lead up to a beautiful balcony area that lets you admire the entire foyer. The doors up there are for employees only, so please return down here after you are done and we can continue the tour into the lounge.
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