👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Lord Jobo wrote:
D'oh to late 😲YOU wrote:
U should have read the whole forumhardcore xl wrote:
Sorry but that garlic bread was poisoned... like all my garlic bread... anyways, u have about 5 mins left to live😏Lord Jobo wrote:
Gaarliick bread cheers mate! Any party poppers?hardcore xl wrote:
Have some garlic bread🍞...What the hell is going on? Am I late
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill take the xp thank uLord Jobo wrote:
Thank you very much. I am going to sleep now. I can pay you in xp if you would like other wise please accept this 🎩 to go with your butler outfit. It's from a boutique in France.YOU wrote:
heres ur slippers they kinda stank so i took the liberty of washing them for uLady Skillz wrote:
Fine but only until he gets backLittle Jobo dont get rude. I figured since Nestor was missing you could take his place for a little. It would so kind of you.
Btw how much do i get paid?
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Your welcome. Didn't realize 1 hit and your in the ER.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill take the xp thank uLord Jobo wrote:
Thank you very much. I am going to sleep now. I can pay you in xp if you would like other wise please accept this 🎩 to go with your butler outfit. It's from a boutique in France.YOU wrote:
heres ur slippers they kinda stank so i took the liberty of washing them for uLady Skillz wrote:
Fine but only until he gets backLittle Jobo dont get rude. I figured since Nestor was missing you could take his place for a little. It would so kind of you.
Btw how much do i get paid?
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Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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Lady Skillz wrote:
K im out againLord Jobo wrote:
Your welcome. Didn't realize 1 hit and your in the ER.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok ill take the xp thank uLord Jobo wrote:
Thank you very much. I am going to sleep now. I can pay you in xp if you would like other wise please accept this 🎩 to go with your butler outfit. It's from a boutique in France.YOU wrote:
heres ur slippers they kinda stank so i took the liberty of washing them for uLady Skillz wrote:
Fine but only until he gets back✂
Btw how much do i get paid?
Btw, would u like any garlic bread, jk
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I see ya Bruenor! 😃 And if you dont mind firing up that invention-contraption we can get rid of that poisoned bread Jobo the Hobos been giving out.Are my posts invisible today?
I've been skipped over in everything I've said today, and usually I'm quoted 2-3 times in the bigger threads.
:( bad day, I blame jobo the hobo -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Happy?? I'd talk to you but you attacked me. How rude😡😡Are my posts invisible today?
I've been skipped over in everything I've said today, and usually I'm quoted 2-3 times in the bigger threads.
:( bad day, I blame jobo the hobo -
*kicks* Wa wa wa whim whim whim whum whum hum him hum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnn
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
RUDEY RUDEY RUDE RUDE RRRRUUUUDDDDEEE😡😡😡*kicks* Wa wa wa whim whim whim whum whum hum him hum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnn
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn -
Lady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Meow.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
RUDEY RUDEY RUDE RUDE RRRRUUUUDDDDEEE😡😡😡*kicks* Wa wa wa whim whim whim whum whum hum him hum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnn
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Be happy ive got the sense not to bring out my Ax right now. Tired and grumpy and going to bed.
Oooo I made a haiku..
Hahaha also, I kicked the garlic bread destroying adamanitum machine, to turn it on. -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Pshh. No one eats garlic bread anymore. We're high class in here. 🍣 for everyone but you!!Lady Skillz wrote:
Meow.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
RUDEY RUDEY RUDE RUDE RRRRUUUUDDDDEEE😡😡😡*kicks* Wa wa wa whim whim whim whum whum hum him hum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnn
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Be happy ive got the sense not to bring out my Ax right now. Tired and grumpy and going to bed.
Oooo I made a haiku..
Hahaha also, I kicked the garlic bread destroying adamanitum machine, to turn it on. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lies!! Lying makes you ugly. Don't sign it, your signing your death wish!!Lady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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Can't pay for the lobster now, I took your money
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hey dont blame me and im not a hobo im a lord though ive heard that comment about me before🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I see ya Bruenor! 😃 And if you dont mind firing up that invention-contraption we can get rid of that poisoned bread Jobo the Hobos been giving out.Are my posts invisible today?
I've been skipped over in everything I've said today, and usually I'm quoted 2-3 times in the bigger threads.
:( bad day, I blame jobo the hobo -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I have plenty to pay for the *sushi* geez get some glasses.Can't pay for the lobster now, I took your money
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Now a little tampering..... There!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
xLady SkillzLady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ya cuz i poisoned the contract or form or whatever it is i also poisoned the pen (or pencil)Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lies!! Lying makes you ugly. Don't sign it, your signing your death wish!!Lady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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Lord Jobo wrote:
I covered the paper and pencil with the vaccine. It's all sanitizedLady Skillz wrote:
Ya cuz i poisoned the contract or form or whatever it is i also poisoned the pen (or pencil)Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lies!! Lying makes you ugly. Don't sign it, your signing your death wish!!Lady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.Exrtey extrey! This just in, scientists at Turf Lord Institution Of Research and Knowledge (TLIORK) have created a vaccine for any of Lord Jobos illegal poisons. Get'em before yer dead! We can give a 90% garuntee(sp?) that it's safe! The other 10%... *shudder*
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That vaccine had a 10% chance of burning the paper right, well it just so happened that all the papers burnt up from the acidsLord Jobo wrote:
I covered the paper and pencil with the vaccine. It's all sanitizedLady Skillz wrote:
Ya cuz i poisoned the contract or form or whatever it is i also poisoned the pen (or pencil)Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lies!! Lying makes you ugly. Don't sign it, your signing your death wish!!Lady Skillz wrote:
It's free. Just sign here, here, here and here.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Guarantee. Must hand out for free.✂
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Seriously? I'm gonna read the next 2 pages and see if you tell the story lol, otherwise I'm curious. That sounds pretty harsh! 😳♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You should be happy your not a target. I woke up to angry messages from ppl I don't know and 88 attacks on just my turf. GeezLol! This thread has gone from a classy tour to a high danger hostage scene. From there, post-fight banter turned to romance and now it's become a help thread! Anyone else want to declare a vendetta or begin a war? 😏😂😝👍
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mr71vwbus wrote:
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳nick 2 years ago Quote
Hey everyone,
Lately the quality of this forum has taken a turn for the worse, and the time has come to do something about it.
Part of my ... ✂ ... you getting drunk, doing drugs, having sex, and being such a bad boy. Nobody is shocked or jealous, and you're not as cool or unique as you think you sound. You just sound desperate for attention and acceptance.So starting today, posting about how you banged your girlfriend, or got high, or anything else no one cares one bit about, will get you banned from the forums. This forum is rated 12+, and it is also used by people who like to have a halfway decent conversation.
Thank you.
Turfa, tell Turfa that Nick has had enough of his bullshit!😁
I'm not bullshitting though! 😓😭haha -
Just know, that I'm showing up to the party late. I have no idea whats going on. I'm already drunk. Everyone is in ball gowns and holding guns. I'm terrified, I think I walked into the wrong house? Shit, this isn't grove street. What the hell is going on around here?! I'm so confused!!
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Thank you for the bread jobo! Whats in it?
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Don't be confused! Aww poor Pokemon ... hey, did you marry Bruenor or something?! Lol. Nice tags ma'am! 😏👍Just know, that I'm showing up to the party late. I have no idea whats going on. I'm already drunk. Everyone is in ball gowns and holding guns. I'm terrified, I think I walked into the wrong house? Shit, this isn't grove street. What the hell is going on around here?! I'm so confused!!
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Hey everyone, I'm loving the thread. I understand it no longer belongs to me ... seeing as I rarely post on it lol. Nester died, I poked him with a silver pen and he evaporated - who knew? 😳😏
Lady Skilz owns my thread now 😏👍 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww thanks for the ownership but since you proposed doesn't that make it "our" thread. I hope you like your new house, I had them build it for you 😄Hey everyone, I'm loving the thread. I understand it no longer belongs to me ... seeing as I rarely post on it lol. Nester died, I poked him with a silver pen and he evaporated - who knew? 😳😏
Lady Skilz owns my thread now 😏👍 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
There was a different mansion across the street!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww thanks for the ownership but since you proposed doesn't that make it "our" thread. I hope you like your new house, I had them build it for you 😄Hey everyone, I'm loving the thread. I understand it no longer belongs to me ... seeing as I rarely post on it lol. Nester died, I poked him with a silver pen and he evaporated - who knew? 😳😏
Lady Skilz owns my thread now 😏👍 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes indeed my dear. OUR thread 😊♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww thanks for the ownership but since you proposed doesn't that make it "our" thread. I hope you like your new house, I had them build it for you 😄Hey everyone, I'm loving the thread. I understand it no longer belongs to me ... seeing as I rarely post on it lol. Nester died, I poked him with a silver pen and he evaporated - who knew? 😳😏
Lady Skilz owns my thread now 😏👍Oh, and post #901! Haha 😝
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