👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Hyena wrote:
She is not that pretty. Admit it!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Thank you gorgeous, I always feel safe knowing you are watching over me...Dmitri wrote:
Are you referring to yourself? Because then I'd have to agree. 😏SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's lame!Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
Umm TODAY! *brings out weapons* this will be the final time..Dmitri wrote:
😿but not today my good friend, not today.....I will get you hyena... ONE DAY!!
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Dmitri wrote:
*facepalm* It was a joke...😒SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
You must not know proper grammar. I was talking about that lame trick about lighting.Dmitri wrote:
Are you referring to yourself? Because then I'd have to agree. 😏SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's lame!Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
Umm TODAY! *brings out weapons* this will be the final time..Dmitri wrote:
😿but not today my good friend, not today.....✂
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And don't you DARE talk about ME having IMPROPER GRAMMAR!!! I AM THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS GRAMMATICAL!!! -
Dmitri wrote:
Psh, I'm sexy and you know it! 😉Hyena wrote:
She is not that pretty. Admit it!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Thank you gorgeous, I always feel safe knowing you are watching over me...Dmitri wrote:
Are you referring to yourself? Because then I'd have to agree. 😏SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's lame!Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
Umm TODAY! *brings out weapons* this will be the final time..Dmitri wrote:
😿but not today my good friend, not today.....I will get you hyena... ONE DAY!!
😭💔👆💪👮💀
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Not much has happened in my absence but what do you all say in helping me rebuild Turfa's house. It would be nice for him to wake up to. Any helpers??
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He said my van was ugly an he doesn't like my Porsche engine....he can rebuild his own damn house!😝
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Did anyone ever rescue those orphans? And blame Hyena and Lady for the house. If I hadn't burnt it down, those two would've brought the ceiling down on everyone.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I did. I also put you in jail when you werent here. Look under your bed...Did anyone ever rescue those orphans? And blame Hyena and Lady for the house. If I hadn't burnt it down, those two would've brought the ceiling down on everyone.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I think you should show some respect and rebuild it. It's not our fault there is a bowling alley upstairs 😁Did anyone ever rescue those orphans? And blame Hyena and Lady for the house. If I hadn't burnt it down, those two would've brought the ceiling down on everyone.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll help. Let's get BobTheBuilder up in here.Not much has happened in my absence but what do you all say in helping me rebuild Turfa's house. It would be nice for him to wake up to. Any helpers??
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Aww come on and do your nice deed for the day. I think your can is umm...uhh...*coughs*...lovelyHe said my van was ugly an he doesn't like my Porsche engine....he can rebuild his own damn house!😝
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Not my fault Hyena was throwing his "ball"down your "alley"…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I think you should show some respect and rebuild it. It's not our fault there is a bowling alley upstairs 😁Did anyone ever rescue those orphans? And blame Hyena and Lady for the house. If I hadn't burnt it down, those two would've brought the ceiling down on everyone.
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Oh, cake! Hey, this is some of the cake I made from Turf Lord's white powdery substance. Tastes kinda funny… and hey, what's this? A metal cutter? Interesting…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I did. I also put you in jail when you werent here. Look under your bed...Did anyone ever rescue those orphans? And blame Hyena and Lady for the house. If I hadn't burnt it down, those two would've brought the ceiling down on everyone.
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💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
? Wat r u saying about me!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
LolVioletas son azules,
Las rosas son rojas.
Trama JObo's va en ninguna parte,
Y así es este subproceso.😊😊😊
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So wat did i miss? I was at school.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Sure ill help now that ive turned from poisoning everything... Except garlic bread🍞Not much has happened in my absence but what do you all say in helping me rebuild Turfa's house. It would be nice for him to wake up to. Any helpers??
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YOU wrote:
Violets are blue,💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
? Wat r u saying about me!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
LolVioletas son azules,
Las rosas son rojas.
Trama JObo's va en ninguna parte,
Y así es este subproceso.😊😊😊
Roses are red,
Tramatic Jobo goes in ____ part? -
Damn, this thread went up in post amounts fast!! I was last on page 8 and now 26 pages 😨
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Nooo..... 😒YOU wrote:
Violets are blue,💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
? Wat r u saying about me!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
LolVioletas son azules,
Las rosas son rojas.
Trama JObo's va en ninguna parte,
Y así es este subproceso.😊😊😊
Roses are red,
Tramatic Jobo goes in ____ part? -
Okay thanks for all the help. We're almost done building. If you took part in the building feel free to kill anyone you want except me, if you didn't feel free to put this nice target on your back. 😉
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I brought a house warming gift
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oy it was a perfectly acceptable massage.... 😻Lady Skillz wrote:
Not my fault Hyena was throwing his "ball"down your "alley"…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I think you should show some respect and rebuild it. It's not our fault there is a bowling alley upstairs 😁Did anyone ever rescue those orphans? And blame Hyena and Lady for the house. If I hadn't burnt it down, those two would've brought the ceiling down on everyone.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
House warming gift a.k.a. a bullet between your eyesI brought a house warming gift
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Lady Skillz wrote:
That would have looked like..🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
House warming gift a.k.a. a bullet between your eyesI brought a house warming gift
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Dmitri wrote:
Mate she's so sexy I'm surprised I have kept this pg13..... 💏Hyena wrote:
She is not that pretty. Admit it!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Thank you gorgeous, I always feel safe knowing you are watching over me...Dmitri wrote:
Are you referring to yourself? Because then I'd have to agree. 😏SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's lame!Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Sure, I think he needs a hospital on the grounds. Whilst many of us appear to be immortal I've noticed our mobs aren't.Not much has happened in my absence but what do you all say in helping me rebuild Turfa's house. It would be nice for him to wake up to. Any helpers??
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Hyena wrote:
(Excuse my language 😔, but) Damn straight. 😉Dmitri wrote:
Mate she's so sexy I'm surprised I have kept this pg13..... 💏Hyena wrote:
She is not that pretty. Admit it!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Thank you gorgeous, I always feel safe knowing you are watching over me...Dmitri wrote:
Are you referring to yourself? Because then I'd have to agree. 😏SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's lame!Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
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Lady Skillz wrote:
💒 oh and a wedding chapel for you and Turfa....Not much has happened in my absence but what do you all say in helping me rebuild Turfa's house. It would be nice for him to wake up to. Any helpers??
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I got you a cruise for your honeymoon....
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Ooh, and I wanna help rebuild!!! I got him a
📫 mailbox
🛀 bathtub
🚽 toilet
🏊 pool
☎ telephone
📺 tv
💡lighting
⛵ and a sailboat!!!
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Hyena wrote:
Dmitri wrote:
In sure everyone who watches the video of you and her might disagree after seeing visual representation of the things you two did…Hyena wrote:
Mate she's so sexy I'm surprised I have kept this pg13..... 💏SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
She is not that pretty. Admit it!Dmitri wrote:
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
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YOU wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Dmitri wrote:
In sure everyone who watches the video of you and her might disagree after seeing visual representation of the things you two did…Hyena wrote:
Mate she's so sexy I'm surprised I have kept this pg13...SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
She is not that pretty. Admit it!Dmitri wrote:
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Dmitri wrote:
I don't think so, buddy. I strike you down with lightning!!!Hyena wrote:
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