Just found two ticks on me 😰
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So ideas sitting on the🚽 taking a 💩 when all of the sudden. Feel a little tickle on my sides. I pull up my shirt to find a tick climbing on me. Well I freak the fuck out and slap him off me and flush him on an island of 💩. As soon as I did that I Hulked out an took off m clothes to inspect my body only to find a tick dug in under my ass. I took him out and flushed and now in sitting here itching all over. Scary stuff TW.
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aw that musta sucked man. hope there all gone. lmao
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True story? 😳
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
I don't think he's kidding 😳😳😳True story? 😳
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Your not supposed to take them out like that!!!!!
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So you're shitting ticks then? That definitely is something you should go to a doctor about.
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You're supposed to hold heat in front of them and they will back away from it then take them off, if you pull them it will squeeze the blood and diseases back into your blood stream.
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If you jerk them out their head pops off under your skin... no wonder you are itching...
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I took them out correctly using the heat method, and the one I slapped of was still crawling outside of my skin. I feel like they are all over me, but I got them all.
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Take a nice hot bath. That might work.I took them out correctly using the heat method, and the one I slapped of was still crawling outside of my skin. I feel like they are all over me, but I got them all.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
So you're shitting ticks then? That definitely is something you should go to a doctor about.
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It's all in your head now...
And I always hated the heat method. I took a torch lighter whenever I find one on me. 😡🔥💢 poof gone ;) -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Get checked out for lime disease immediately! It could be (and usually is) life threatening. Ticks are nasty and usually carry some sort of bad disease.So you're shitting ticks then? That definitely is something you should go to a doctor about.
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Lol I'm hoping you wiped before you picked the one on your ass hole! And just so you know, if it was a nice, healthy poop, the heat from the poop would've made the thing back off. Lol
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Don't worry about it. I've came out of the hills with dozens on me an I'm fine.
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
BS! I've had Lyme rash a half dozen times. It ain't serious if you take some antibiotics. And it don't come from wood ticks. It comes from deer ticks which you can't hardly see. They are this size 👉.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Get checked out for lime disease immediately! It could be (and usually is) life threatening. Ticks are nasty and usually carry some sort of bad disease.So you're shitting ticks then? That definitely is something you should go to a doctor about.
Stop being a scaredy cat!
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Youre one dirty fucker
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You didn't wipe?!?! Nor did you wash your hands!?! 😱
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Mickey pit them there, no doubt.
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The next logical step would be to dial 911.
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Ojibwe wrote:
The life threatening part came from being told (as far as I remember) that someone almost died from the disease. So..., yeah. But:Zebulon Pike wrote:
BS! I've had Lyme rash a half dozen times. It ain't serious if you take some antibiotics. And it don't come from wood ticks. It comes from deer ticks which you can't hardly see. They are this size 👉.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
SnipSo you're shitting ticks then? That definitely is something you should go to a doctor about.
Stop being a scaredy cat!
Stage 3, or late disseminated, Lyme disease can cause long-term joint inflammation (Lyme arthritis) and heart rhythm problems. Brain and nervous system problems are also possible, and may include:
Decreased concentration
Memory disorders
Nerve damage
Numbness
Pain
Paralysis of the face muscles
Sleep disorders
Vision problems -
taymizzle31 wrote:
Haha yes I did, I assumed people would know the process of taking a dump so I didn't have to include, "After I sat up from the toilet from slappig the tick off of me, I calmy washed my hands as I pondered if I should include this into my story."You didn't wipe?!?! Nor did you wash your hands!?! 😱
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You had a tick... In your ass? And you... Reached inside to... Get it? And what do to mean you removed them through a proper method. What method?
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
Well don't come up here then. We got ticks the size of grapes and they all carry chronic wasting disease, bird flu, stumblitis, and "lime's" disease. Stay down there where you're safe from the scary woods, fib.The life threatening part came from being told (as far as I remember) that someone almost died from the disease. So..., yeah. But:
Stage 3, or late disseminated, Lyme disease can cause long-term joint inflammation (Lyme arthritis) and heart rhythm problems. Brain and nervous system problems are also possible, and may include:
Decreased concentration
Memory disorders
Nerve damage
Numbness
Pain
Paralysis of the face muscles
Sleep disorders
Vision problems -
I am now paranoid & itchy & looking all over my clothes & bed. Good luck, Dude.
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
No there heads snap off inside you. 😖😖😖😖Your not supposed to take them out like that!!!!!
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Dafuq?
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Lmao
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Take tweeters pull straight out.
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Sir talk a lot wrote:
I'd never set foot in that bathroom again, sell the house, hell burn the house.Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Take a nice hot bath. That might work.I took them out correctly using the heat method, and the one I slapped of was still crawling outside of my skin. I feel like they are all over me, but I got them all.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
👆👆This & This👆👆Don't worry about it. I've came out of the hills with dozens on me an I'm fine.
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