How f**ked are you?
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  ✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote: Hello Mr. Obvious! Helen Keller could see what he did there and have a debate with ray Charles over it!😜Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: I see what you did theremr71vwbus wrote: That'd be a shitty situation 😁I'm at work standing next to a porta pottie.....ewwwww!😖 
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  mr71vwbus wrote: 😂😂😂✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote: Hello Mr. Obvious! Helen Keller could see what he did there and have a debate with ray Charles over it!😜Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: I see what you did theremr71vwbus wrote: That'd be a shitty situation 😁I'm at work standing next to a porta pottie.....ewwwww!😖 
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  I'm in a car wash so I would be f👍👊🇺🇸ed! 
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  Lol. When I looked at the topic list, this thread "how f**ked are you" was right above "Romney or Obama November 2012.". Ironic. 
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  A 50 gallon fish tank full of water. I won't survive. Lmao. 
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  A sofa.....................to my right is a wall it would have a flyswatter effect that's spidermans archnemesis flyswatter man 
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  A 4' x 4' mirror with a 3" thick wood frame...damn, it would be messed up to see my own shocked reflection before impact.😳 
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  KBRJ wrote: Hahaha this made me laugh.Some lady at a bus stop. 
 Now you might think that I would live, but due to the fact she is wider in all directions than she is tall, her mass would crush me. NASA might classify her as a small asteroid at that speed.
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  mr71vwbus wrote: 😥✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote: Hello Mr. Obvious! Helen Keller could see what he did there and have a debate with ray Charles over it!😜Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: I see what you did theremr71vwbus wrote: That'd be a shitty situation 😁I'm at work standing next to a porta pottie.....ewwwww!😖 
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  A t shirt. I think I'm fine. 
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  Squinky wrote: For some reason this made me LOL!!My gf.... I think that would get messy. When I opened this thread earlier & didn't post, it was my cat. Ew. :( Now it's a pillow & a blanket. I'm pretty sure I'd survive. 
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  mr71vwbus wrote: Oh disgusting!! You might wish you were dead afterwards.I'm at work standing next to a porta pottie.....ewwwww!😖 
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  ... A car... Id say in pretty fucked. 
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  My car... But I'm inside it 
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  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: U have online???My ps3. So yeah I'd be fucked. 
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  A car. 
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  PROJECT_hawk23 wrote: YupᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote: U have online???My ps3. So yeah I'd be fucked. 
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  Holey crap it's a grandfather clock!! 
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  Right now a small plastic trash can probably just leave some bruises. 
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  A wall....... 
 82% Injuries
 Broken Ribs
 Fractured skull
 Bruised spineA nuke- 
 100% wiped off the face of the earth
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  Damnit im lying sideways.... The ceilings the closest thing 😲😲😲😰😰😰😭😭😭 
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  😲wrought iron/tile table/chairs😲....heck, almost died gettin it in here... 
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  A couch. I'm boned. 
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  The metal frame of a computer desk. I am so screwed. 
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  Directly to my left is a blanket, so that's fine, but it has one of my daushchounds in it, so would I get hit with my dog too, or just the blanket? 
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  KBRJ wrote: A HVLOP. (High Velocity Low Orbit Projectile)Some lady at a bus stop. 
 Now you might think that I would live, but due to the fact she is wider in all directions than she is tall, her mass would crush me. NASA might classify her as a small asteroid at that speed.
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