♠Turfa TROLLS THE FORUMS!♠
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That's right, folks. He is cruising around GD tonight, trolling like mad! You might have noticed his strange comments and unusual style of creativeness this evening. Well, I am here to explain to you the reason behind his ridiculous trash talk.
Explanation:
[message from forumbot: this paragraph does not exist] So, there you go! His paragraph does not exist! Just like his car!
Bloody LolGotcha's and sharks. I'm definitely an artist, as Turfa would say. -
huh?
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In all seriousness, I figured I'd hyjack the entire forum. Individual threads was too time consuming, and there is that little matter of the forum post limit per x minutes.
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Hey Turfa, go checkout Puppetmaster's thread. I think you two may be long lost twins based on the days you have had.
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thegame add BF wrote:
Lol. Go read the following threads (focusing on my posts):huh?
'What a day!', by PuppetMaster.
'Any artists out there', by Minouge.
'A topic for UK (and anybody else that likes a bit of politics)', by Thepyroarcher.
'Hello, I'm new', by Holy Shoes.
'What would you buy, I'd you won the lotto', by Zebulon Pike.And any others that I have posted on in the last hour.
By the way, to any and all haters:
I'm just calming down after almost being killed. Its adrenaline ... And anyway, you all know I'm normally cool. 👍✌ -
Hyena wrote:
Yeah ... I know. I think you're right. Hey, interesting point to ponder: only 3 people (at last check) posted on his thread, including him, and all are Aussie. Lol.Hey Turfa, go checkout Puppetmaster's thread. I think you two may be long lost twins based on the days you have had.
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YOU wrote:
Oh, and last but definitely not least, the last 1 or 2 pages ofthegame add BF wrote:
Lol. Go read the following threads (focusing on my posts):huh?
'What a day!', by PuppetMaster.
'Any artists out there', by Minouge.
'A topic for UK (and anybody else that likes a bit of politics)', by Thepyroarcher.
'Hello, I'm new', by Holy Shoes.
'What would you buy, I'd you won the lotto', by Zebulon Pike.And any others that I have posted on in the last hour.
By the way, to any and all haters:
I'm just calming down after almost being killed. Its adrenaline ... And anyway, you all know I'm normally cool. 👍✌
'Know your mobsters', by Hyena. -
Well I wouldn't say any of the posts have actually been off topic, or that you have abused any of the threads. Anyway it appears that only you, me and a couple of others are around the forums are pretty dead tonight.
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Hyena wrote:
I kinda noticed that. How utterly boring! Lol.Well I wouldn't say any of the posts have actually been off topic, or that you have abused any of the threads. Anyway it appears that only you, me and a couple of others are around the forums are pretty dead tonight.
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Well what happens when a troll gets trolled? Is that trolling.. Is that even a word
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
I think it is trollollollollingWell what happens when a troll gets trolled? Is that trolling.. Is that even a word
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Are you implying ... Actually, what the heck are you implying? Lol? 😁😏Well what happens when a troll gets trolled? Is that trolling.. Is that even a word
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Sorry about your car... 😼
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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
I'll survive lol. Cheers dude 👍Sorry about your car... 😼
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Yarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
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Hyena wrote:
NO! Fuck busses - I hate them with a passion.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
Trains, I like those enough ... But they never have stops out front of the houses I need to deliver pizza to ... -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bike? 😜Hyena wrote:
NO! Fuck busses - I hate them with a passion.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
Trains, I like those enough ... But they never have stops out front of the houses I need to deliver pizza to ... -
Insurance?
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I already PMed him 3rd party F&T only.Insurance?
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Hyena wrote:
Yeah. I couldn't afford full comp ... Excess is ~$1000 anyways, so for a car that markets at ~$1500 it just wasn't worth it.Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I already PMed him 3rd party F&T only.Insurance?
I wish I had have thought to chase the other driver, but at the time I was simply wanting to check if my car still had all 7 wheels (4 on the road + 2 flats and a spare in the boot) ... It did, but by then it was way too late to chase them. Ah well ...
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I thought of creating a new thread to announce my latest news, but I immediately realized how insanely stupid and completely unacceptable that would be, so I searched the forum for this thread. See, I'm a good anti-troll, despite this thread's title line 😜
Today on the way home from work, I passed very familiar looking four wheel drive going the other way. My memory circuits kicked into gear, and I realized the relevance of said vague recognition.
Having done a lightening u-turn (I actually considered a handbreak turn but intelligence and a dangerous road won out), I followed the other vehicle at breakneck speed through the hills and into the next town. I followed it all the way to its place of abode, where I called out its driver.
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Nice guy, looked about 16 years old. He was very decent about our little mishap last week, and gave me his details. Long story short, I'm now not going to be out of pocket for his distance judgment error ...
Thankyou. *bows*
As you can probably tell, I haven't been this happy and relieved in a long time. Woo! ✊👍
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Great news mate. Wouldn't get that here in the big smoke. They (not our They) would have said "Not I" and walked away.Nice guy, looked about 16 years old. He was very decent about our little mishap last week, and gave me his details. Long story short, I'm now not going to be out of pocket for his distance judgment error ...
Thankyou. *bows*
As you can probably tell, I haven't been this happy and relieved in a long time. Woo! ✊👍
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I like how you speak of yourself im third person
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Well, I am the exception that proves the rule. Hence I would have owned up. But the majority wouldn't.I like how you speak of yourself im third person
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
So.......you hate busses with a passion huh Turfa?😱Hyena wrote:
NO! Fuck busses - I hate them with a passion.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
Trains, I like those enough ... But they never have stops out front of the houses I need to deliver pizza to ...7⃣1⃣😡🚌
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Damn that may not go down well??? Where were you planning on going internationally Turfa?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
So.......you hate busses with a passion huh Turfa?😱Hyena wrote:
NO! Fuck busses - I hate them with a passion.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
Trains, I like those enough ... But they never have stops out front of the houses I need to deliver pizza to ...7⃣1⃣😡🚌
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Lmao vw busses are a whole different ball game, sir. Those are cool.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
So.......you hate busses with a passion huh Turfa?😱Hyena wrote:
NO! Fuck busses - I hate them with a passion.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
Trains, I like those enough ... But they never have stops out front of the houses I need to deliver pizza to ...7⃣1⃣😡🚌
Public transport busses, they are the bane of my life. Lol. -
Hyena wrote:
😂shutup lolmr71vwbus wrote:
Damn that may not go down well??? Where were you planning on going internationally Turfa?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
So.......you hate busses with a passion huh Turfa?😱Hyena wrote:
NO! Fuck busses - I hate them with a passion.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bus? LolYarrrrrgh! Seriously, does anyone know the feeling of having your car destroyed???? It's like a kick in the balls and an elbow to the face - how am I gonna do anything now?!
Trains, I like those enough ... But they never have stops out front of the houses I need to deliver pizza to ...7⃣1⃣😡🚌
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Haha me too 😉😝I like how you speak of yourself im third person
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