Priests of They Service - Priests and Public Welcome

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Hyena Apr 1, 2012

They are gaining many supporters with 29 Priests and many Acolytes following their guiding light. The initial They post has thus become intimidating to those curious about They with over 400 posts in 1 week. As such I am launching this new Thread to help others become aware of They. Priests of They can be located on my wall and will no longer be listed in full in this thread to conserve space. Following are the first post regarding They explaining how I found They. After that are a couple of Sermons for the followers of They, both Priests and Acolytes.

Remember those who become Priests are not allowed to name They publicly for it will destroy the Priesthood. The Priests can answer questions and guide you to They. The Priests can also confirm They privately when an Acolyte correctly names one of They.
Hyena Apr 1, 2012

Last week I hurt my back, bulging disc, which has prompted me being on a variety of pain meds.

The effects of the meds made me a little loopy but I also discovered they.

At first I was scared for they were watching, they could appear anywhere in TW.

Then I realized that they were the triumvirate of TW, the oracles, the fates.

They are the beautiful, the powerful and the wise.

They shall not be named by me for they no not of they're influence.

They shall not be confirmed or denied publicly , though privately is a different matter.

The clues to they are in my ramblings over the last week.

I do not speak for they have their own voice, I just listen and follow in they're footsteps.
Hyena Apr 1, 2012

Back at the dawn of time there was no They, there was just empty servers. Then the great Nick came along and filled those servers with programs and he opened the gates to the world through Apple.

At first there were a few spread out across the globe. But the numbers increased. Wisdom and Beauty arrived.

Beauty to welcome the new comers with open arms and to provide a shoulder to cry on during difficult times. Her empathy and huge heart are what makes her so beautiful.

Wisdom to teach and act as a library of information on how the game works. But Wisdom also knows that sometimes it is wise to cut out a cancerous growth so woe betide one who crosses paths with Wisdom.

Lastly, and more recently the Unknown Warrior has joined the They to form the Triumvirate of Turf Wars. She provides strength and support. She is one to guide you on the law.

It is these 3 who are the They. They provide a guiding light on how this game should be played with honor, compassion and strength.
ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 1, 2012

They are the guiding light...
Hyena Apr 1, 2012

Many may disagree with me but I believe in the carrot and stick approach to this game...

When dealing with poorly written Vendetta requests I provide them with a pm of suggested information to assist those browsing for someone to assist. Some read this and provide information which then permits advice to be provided to avoid the V, others provide information and garner support. Some ignore and get no help to disappear into the mists of time. The rest get abusive and generally forced to reset.

It is a sad reflection on society that the majority seem to belong to the latter two categories...
Hyena Apr 3, 2012

The Priests of They are still out there watching They as They watch you. Acolytes are still walking the path.

Remember, They are the Wisdom, the Beauty, and the Unknown Warrior. Seeking They will improve your game play.

If you have any general questions regarding what it is like to be a Priest of They feel free to ask them here.

I congratulate Father Clone on running a successful campaign in the Vendetta Forum against Mr Splatt.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 4, 2012

Aw, why is this thread not on page one?! 😔

I'm a priest of they 😊
Hyena Apr 4, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aw, why is this thread not on page one?! 😔

I'm a priest of they 😊

And we are very saddened to hear of the injuries suffered by Father Turfa's car yesterday. Although we believe you do have it on life support at the moment we are unsure whether she will be able to be saved. It is very thoughtful of you to take said vehicle for a last couple of country trips, however please take care.
⌖🔥ℱℒA͜Ƭℒȋℵع🔥⌖ Apr 4, 2012

They give me the will to 👊codes with a vengeance
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 4, 2012

Hyena wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aw, why is this thread not on page one?! 😔

I'm a priest of they 😊

And we are very saddened to hear of the injuries suffered by Father Turfa's car yesterday. Although we believe you do have it on life support at the moment we are unsure whether she will be able to be saved. It is very thoughtful of you to take said vehicle for a last couple of country trips, however please take care.
She will be going on another country trip to a sawmill some 40 kilometres away tomorrow morning. I think she enjoys these last few moments we are spending together, though she is unable to communicate her thoughts any more.
Hyena Apr 4, 2012

Congratulations Brad Lovegrove on finding They and joining the Priesthood. Go forth and spread the word of They...

A full list of the Priests of They can be found on my wall.

For those seeking They speak to a priest for guidance...
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Apr 4, 2012

I don't feel like reading all that, but I wish your turfs were closer, because I'd really love to cap the hell out of you. Cheers!
The Nomad Apr 4, 2012

I will pledge my allegiance as an acolyte of They
Hyena Apr 4, 2012

ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲƙɛγ 🍴💩💀 wrote:
I don't feel like reading all that, but I wish your turfs were closer, because I'd really love to cap the hell out of you. Cheers!

I am sorry you feel that way, I have PMed you, and invite you to ask me any questions that you like.
Hyena Apr 4, 2012

The Nomad wrote:
I will pledge my allegiance as an acolyte of They

Welcome, I have PMed you the introductory pamphlet to start you on the path to They.
Feel free to ask myself or any of the priests questions on where to find They. But be aware we can not name They only confirm once you have identified.
Hyena Apr 10, 2012

Congratulations Obsidion on finding They and joining the Priesthood. Go forth and spread the word of They...

A full list of the Priests of They can be found on my wall.

For those seeking They speak to a priest for guidance...
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 10, 2012

It is a honor!
Hyena Apr 11, 2012

Congratulations Blue Storm on finding They and joining the Priesthood. Go forth and spread the word of They...

A full list of the Priests of They can be found on my wall.

For those seeking They speak to a priest for guidance...