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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 1, 2012

I'd like to open a talky/discussion thread if you feel that fighting digital circles is just not your bag.
I officially open TURF JAWS!!
Spill your guts out about any turf wars related stuff.....
For example:-
-How sharp are your shanks?
-mob members turning gay?
-scared of doing missions?
-does my 130+ inf turf make my arse look big?

Let's all chat it out,don't be shy.....TURF JAWS can stop the shaking/sweats.join me for a cup of tea and/or have a relaxing poo......whichever will help.
Pour your heart out,let's make it 💓not 💔
Fightings not always big and clever,communication can build bridges.......

Your friendly 💩
UnknownAssassin Apr 1, 2012

Hello 👍👋🙋
Warhero0014 Apr 1, 2012

I have the sharpest of all the shanks😊
UnknownAssassin Apr 1, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
I have the sharpest of all the shanks😊

I have over 65 thousand!
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 1, 2012

Hello......please,feel free to air any issues you have,you are in a safe place.
Poo if you like.....your choice
Creeper Nate Apr 1, 2012

Why deosnt the 💩 emoji have stink lines and flys?
Warhero0014 Apr 1, 2012

UnknownAssassin wrote:
Warhero0014 wrote:
I have the sharpest of all the shanks😊

I have over 65 thousand!
But they are dull because your mob can't sharpen that many.
Hobo Bob Apr 1, 2012

Does this car bomb make my butt look big, or should I go with the union boss?
Creeper Nate Apr 1, 2012

My mob is soo lazy I still can't get them to dig me a smuggling tunnel!
I see YOU soon Apr 1, 2012

creeper nate wrote:
Why deosnt the 💩 emoji have stink lines and flys?

I thought he really liked toblerone :s
βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ Apr 1, 2012

My mob is malnourished and lack sunlight hiding in smuggling tunnels.
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 1, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
UnknownAssassin wrote:
Warhero0014 wrote:
I have the sharpest of all the shanks😊

I have over 65 thousand!
But they are dull because your mob can't sharpen that many.
This is true,mob members can't spend all day sharpening those shanks!? That's madness,give them one each and all will be good....they would be efficiently stabby and good at chopping carrots and stuff
Ꭱ3V Apr 1, 2012

creeper nate wrote:
Why deosnt the 💩 emoji have stink lines and flys?

A better question, why the hell is it so happy?
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 1, 2012

Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
My mob is malnourished and lack sunlight hiding in smuggling tunnels.

Throw down some beans and bread and supplement some vitamin tablets as we don't want them getting burnt when they feel they must/have to fight.
There's nothing worse than pale skiny members (👈not a sexual reference)
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 1, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
creeper nate wrote:
Why deosnt the 💩 emoji have stink lines and flys?

A better question, why the hell is it so happy?
Ever heard of the term 'as happy as a pig in shit'?
Well if a pig is happy in shit,how happy is a shit covered in shit.....very
Ꭱ3V Apr 1, 2012

💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
creeper nate wrote:
Why deosnt the 💩 emoji have stink lines and flys?

A better question, why the hell is it so happy?
Ever heard of the term 'as happy as a pig in shit'?
Well if a pig is happy in shit,how happy is a shit covered in shit.....very
Ahh good point rud.
Creeper Nate Apr 1, 2012

💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
creeper nate wrote:
Why deosnt the 💩 emoji have stink lines and flys?

A better question, why the hell is it so happy?
Ever heard of the term 'as happy as a pig in shit'?
Well if a pig is happy in shit,how happy is a shit covered in shit.....very
I'm also so happy after a 💩 that there's no way my 💩 can't also be happy. 💩👍
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 1, 2012

I feel this is going well....there's an air of tranquility that has befallen the forum,I feel relaxed in all of your presents.....so relaxed I'm off for a dump,I'll let you know if it's happy (99.9% it will be a super smiley bum cigar)
💩👈yep I was right
Hyena Apr 2, 2012

I am quite upset at the number of my mob who keep sneaking off in the night. I mean I chain them to the heater so they stay warm, I do it in the bathroom so they can reach the toilet and get water to drink. I mean yes it is a little tight with over 6,000 of them in there but really I wake up and another couple have somehow sneaked off. Is anyone else having this problem?
ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Apr 2, 2012

Hyena wrote:
I am quite upset at the number of my mob who keep sneaking off in the night. I mean I chain them to the heater so they stay warm, I do it in the bathroom so they can reach the toilet and get water to drink. I mean yes it is a little tight with over 6,000 of them in there but really I wake up and another couple have somehow sneaked off. Is anyone else having this problem?

You need to keep them in a glass tank with a lid.
Duh!
Ꭱ3V Apr 2, 2012

Hyena wrote:
I am quite upset at the number of my mob who keep sneaking off in the night. I mean I chain them to the heater so they stay warm, I do it in the bathroom so they can reach the toilet and get water to drink. I mean yes it is a little tight with over 6,000 of them in there but really I wake up and another couple have somehow sneaked off. Is anyone else having this problem?

Yep. Sneaky little buggers steal away at random. I give em guns and knives so they're safe. Feed em cannolis and espresso. House them in distribution centers. And yet they still abandon me 😢😪
Hyena Apr 2, 2012

👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Hyena wrote:
I am quite upset at the number of my mob who keep sneaking off in the night. I mean I chain them to the heater so they stay warm, I do it in the bathroom so they can reach the toilet and get water to drink. I mean yes it is a little tight with over 6,000 of them in there but really I wake up and another couple have somehow sneaked off. Is anyone else having this problem?

You need to keep them in a glass tank with a lid.
Duh!

I thought that was against the laws according to the RSPCM (Royal Society for the Protection from Cruelty of Mobsters).
Rik1 Apr 2, 2012

One of my Union Bosses says I have to go on strike to support a mob member who was recently made redundant due to lack of funds. I have a family to feed and can't afford to go on strike but have been warned not to cross the picket line. If I do join them on strike where do I stand legally with claiming benefits for the rest of my mob?
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 2, 2012

I feel there's an overwhelming laziness regarding mob members and bosses,I dont know if it's down to the changing season or lack of energy,whatever it is,sit them down have a chat (hug if required) and tell them to man up.
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Apr 2, 2012

I have a small group of members who told me they were cold and don't like violence.....my resolution? A quick swift backhand to the arse cheek and gave them a hot water bottle with a teddy,now they are double hard bastards again.....simple
Ħʉℵ₮ミℝ$ Apr 2, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
I have the sharpest of all the shanks😊

I've got more than u