New Forum Sheriff in Town

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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Mar 31, 2012

As a self proclaimed forum sheriff I deign all of the below topics unmentionable, for I disagree and or fear them:
Octopi
Octopus related products
Octopus v. Squid debates
Octopus milestones
Octopus related politics such as octopus immigration
Octopus racism( all octopi are equally evil)
Octopus threats
Octopus bullying threads(we in the TWFPD are working to get rid of the octopi threat and we would appreciate you not giving them attention.)
Octopus trolls(damn bridge dwelling octopi! Is no place sacred?!?)
Octopi races(suction cups everywhere it was terrible)
Octopi alliance wars.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Mar 31, 2012

Radishes
Octopus related current events
Playoff predicting octopi
Sexist octopi
Octopi prostitution rings(suction tassels! Uggh!)
Manbearpig
Octopi sympathy
Octopi related movies
Octomom threads(damn mutant women)
And all and I mean all things that I may find offensive.

Legal: These rules are subject to change at any time such as now. All rules are legal and binding upon entering the thread. If you break any rules all your turf is subject to foreclosure and you and your family will be sold into slavery. Octopi are not allowed to read this and if you are an octopus and have read this please end your life in the most creative way possible. TM

The TWFPD is looking for deputies to aid in the process of destroying all octopi and octopus sympathizers.
💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 Mar 31, 2012

I hear the octomom got 8 grand for a nudie shoot. I think that should be allowed to be discussed.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Mar 31, 2012

All wanted changes to the law shall be pmed to the player nobody.
DevilSteve Apr 1, 2012

But nobody has only 1 influence
Creeper Nate Apr 1, 2012

💀nobody💀
This 👆nobody
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

DevilSteve wrote:
But nobody has only 1 influence

It is not the size of the influence, its the notion of the motion.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

Also, this symbol is also banned! 🐙
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

New rules being added to the file. No platypus discussion either, they disturb me.
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

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Hyena Apr 1, 2012

And what are you doing about that Sherrif Bean?

Remember as a Priest of They you should think how would the Wisdom, the Beauty and the Unknown Warrior react and choose one of the three actions that you come up with...
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

Hyena wrote:
And what are you doing about that Sherrif Bean?

Remember as a Priest of They you should think how would the Wisdom, the Beauty and the Unknown Warrior react and choose one of the three actions that you come up with...

Thank you hyena. I needed that. I shall choose the path that may help me communicate the direness of the octopus situation.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

It has come to my attention that many of you may not realize the ways of the octopus. I as a priest of they, will channel the wisdom of they to explain why we must not mention octopi.

The octopi are filthy creatures. They invade anything they are involved with and wrap their filthy tentacles around it. Do you see how they infiltrated the forums? Not after 3 mins of me laying down the law, they, through nefarious agents, did the octopi create no less than 3 threads dedicating the forums. If the octopi had it their way they, in conjunction with MBp, radishes, and platypus, would destroy the forums and quite literally suck the life out of everyone on them.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

Octopi are sneaky too. They will pose as anybody on the forums through 8 tentacle hacking l33t skills that defy any explainatiom. I currently have a list of 8 players who may be octopi in hiding.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 1, 2012

In this thread alone we may discuss the safety hazard, that is the octopus.
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 1, 2012

Octopuses will come after u... 🔫🐙👊
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Apr 1, 2012

What about octopussy??
🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 1, 2012

I saw an octopus kill a shark once.

That was fucking SCARY.
Warhero0014 Apr 1, 2012

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