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This is what happens when you're sick.

• Hyena Apr 3, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

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  Fuck you hyena! Stop turning this back on me!

  Don't you ever speak to my friend hyena like that again. Ever. 👊

  Thanks Turfa, you know that Turfa is a real dick. Nothing like you. Your cool. If you ever need help with him I have your back.
• Hyena Apr 3, 2012

  Hey Turfa, Turfa just told me the news. Hope you are ok. Bloody bums on the roads these days. You should get Turfa to go around and have a quiet chat with that bloke in a dark alley.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  Hey Turfa, Turfa just told me the news. Hope you are ok. Bloody bums on the roads these days. You should get Turfa to go around and have a quiet chat with that bloke in a dark alley.
  

  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Hey Turfa, Turfa just told me the news. Hope you are ok. Bloody bums on the roads these days. You should get Turfa to go around and have a quiet chat with that bloke in a dark alley.
  

  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.

  Yeah, I'm cool wit dat. Imma fuk da mudderfukkas up. imma fuk dem up! Dem fuked da car up, an dem gonna get wat dem got comin to dem.
  Dem gonna get wat dem got comin.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Hey Turfa, Turfa just told me the news. Hope you are ok. Bloody bums on the roads these days. You should get Turfa to go around and have a quiet chat with that bloke in a dark alley.
  

  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.

  Yeah, I'm cool wit dat. Imma fuk da mudderfukkas up. imma fuk dem up! Dem fuked da car up, an dem gonna get wat dem got comin to dem.
  Dem gonna get wat dem got comin.

  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Hey Turfa, Turfa just told me the news. Hope you are ok. Bloody bums on the roads these days. You should get Turfa to go around and have a quiet chat with that bloke in a dark alley.
  

  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.

  Yeah, I'm cool wit dat. Imma fuk da mudderfukkas up. imma fuk dem up! Dem fuked da car up, an dem gonna get wat dem got comin to dem.
  Dem gonna get wat dem got comin.

  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Hey Turfa, Turfa just told me the news. Hope you are ok. Bloody bums on the roads these days. You should get Turfa to go around and have a quiet chat with that bloke in a dark alley.
  

  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.

  Yeah, I'm cool wit dat. Imma fuk da mudderfukkas up. imma fuk dem up! Dem fuked da car up, an dem gonna get wat dem got comin to dem.
  Dem gonna get wat dem got comin.

  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳

  I don't know, since maybe they fucked with our car? Lol.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

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  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.

  Yeah, I'm cool wit dat. Imma fuk da mudderfukkas up. imma fuk dem up! Dem fuked da car up, an dem gonna get wat dem got comin to dem.
  Dem gonna get wat dem got comin.

  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳

  I don't know, since maybe they fucked with our car? Lol.

  Oh yeah. Probably. 👍
• Hyena Apr 3, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

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  No there's an idea. I'll talk to him and see if he's cool with that.

  Yeah, I'm cool wit dat. Imma fuk da mudderfukkas up. imma fuk dem up! Dem fuked da car up, an dem gonna get wat dem got comin to dem.
  Dem gonna get wat dem got comin.

  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳

  I don't know, since maybe they fucked with our car? Lol.

  Oh yeah. Probably. 👍

  You guys think this will last?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

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  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳

  I don't know, since maybe they fucked with our car? Lol.

  Oh yeah. Probably. 👍

  You guys think this will last?

  I seriously doubt it lol
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 3, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  snip
  

  snip

  snip

  Hey man, what's with the trippy wannabe gangsta accent?

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳

  I don't know, since maybe they fucked with our car? Lol.

  Oh yeah. Probably. 👍

  You guys think this will last?

  I seriously doubt it lol

  Fuck you.
• Ꮦ𝔥𝔢✵Ꮥ𝔥𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢 Apr 4, 2012

  Where's tw subscription button.. This was down right hilarious and even made my day 👍
• Ꮦ𝔥𝔢✵Ꮥ𝔥𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢 Apr 4, 2012

  The* not tw... Sigh auto-correct my arch nemesis
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 4, 2012

  Haha TW pops up in the most inopportune times 😄
  I was sick and bored, what can I say? Lol. Now it's getting a bit long in the tooth, but hey, I tripped out when I reread it lol
• The Nomad Apr 4, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

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  snip

  snip

  Snip

  Oh, I'm I dunno. I was kinda trying to - wait a second!
  Since when do you and me have a civilised conversation? 😳

  I don't know, since maybe they fucked with our car? Lol.

  Oh yeah. Probably. 👍

  You guys think this will last?

  I seriously doubt it lol

  Fuck you.

  Looks like I missed quite a bit ahahaha
• Dmitri Apr 4, 2012

  Come on turfa spank him!
• Hyena Apr 4, 2012

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.
• Dmitri Apr 4, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.

  Say what?
• Ghetto Monstazz Apr 4, 2012

  Dmitri wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.

  Say what?

  Lol.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 4, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.

  Say what?

  Lol.

  LOL!
  You know me too well, H.
  Dmitri, as you get older, you will begin to understand these jokes 😏😉
• Dmitri Apr 4, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.

  Say what?

  Lol.

  LOL!
  You know me too well, H.
  Dmitri, as you get older, you will begin to understand these jokes 😏😉

  Me not know american jokes. Me like ruskie jokes only.
• Hyena Apr 4, 2012

  Dmitri wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.

  Say what?

  Lol.

  LOL!
  You know me too well, H.
  Dmitri, as you get older, you will begin to understand these jokes 😏😉

  Me not know american jokes. Me like ruskie jokes only.

  We're Aussies mate.
• Dmitri Apr 4, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  Come on turfa spank him!
  

  Sorry Dmitri, not sure what you're into, and there's nothing wrong with that, but neither of the Turfa's is oriented that way. Well to the best of my knowledge.

  Say what?

  Lol.

  LOL!
  You know me too well, H.
  Dmitri, as you get older, you will begin to understand these jokes 😏😉

  Me not know american jokes. Me like ruskie jokes only.

  We're Aussies mate.

  Kak ya sna U!
• Mystery Apr 4, 2012

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
  

  Actually he's not. As far as I know that goes to PSI.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 5, 2012

  Mystery wrote:

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
  

  Actually he's not. As far as I know that goes to PSI.

  Aw Mystery, you ruined it 😔😉😂
• Hyena Apr 5, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Mystery wrote:

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
  

  Actually he's not. As far as I know that goes to PSI.

  Aw Mystery, you ruined it 😔😉😂

  Lol, there you were being 1 of a kind. And found out you are a 1 of a find sheep following someone else after all.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 5, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Mystery wrote:

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
  

  Actually he's not. As far as I know that goes to PSI.

  Aw Mystery, you ruined it 😔😉😂

  Lol, there you were being 1 of a kind. And found out you are a 1 of a find sheep following someone else after all.

  🐑🚶🍆?

  😳😳😳
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 5, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Mystery wrote:

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
  

  Actually he's not. As far as I know that goes to PSI.

  Aw Mystery, you ruined it 😔😉😂

  Lol, there you were being 1 of a kind. And found out you are a 1 of a find sheep following someone else after all.

  🐑🚶🍆?

  😳😳😳
  

  DUDE! That was inappropriate!
• Dmitri Apr 5, 2012

  Hey turfa! Turfa stole your cookies!
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 5, 2012

  Dmitri wrote:

  Hey turfa! Turfa stole your cookies!
  

  And here, we, go ...

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