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This is what happens when you're sick.

• Mystery Mar 30, 2012

  Suddenly having PSI flashbacks.
• Dmitri Mar 30, 2012

  No fighting? 🙍
• Hyena Mar 30, 2012

  Dmitri wrote:

  No fighting? 🙍
  

  He knocked himself out...
• Ꭱ3V Mar 30, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  Chortles wrote:

  Holy crap. Turfa's mental illness... And dedicated
  

  Hey he comes from a country where the national sport is swimming and we have the most shark attacks per capita in the world...

  Of course we're nuts...
  

  Don't forget the giant mutant worms, some of the most venomous snakes and spiders in the world too. I'm scared to death of your country.
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Mar 30, 2012

  Ze MFkKa
• Hyena Mar 30, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Chortles wrote:

  Holy crap. Turfa's mental illness... And dedicated
  

  Hey he comes from a country where the national sport is swimming and we have the most shark attacks per capita in the world...

  Of course we're nuts...
  

  Don't forget the giant mutant worms, some of the most venomous snakes and spiders in the world too. I'm scared to death of your country.

  There is always Tasmania, they have an ant that can cause anaphalactic shock and kill 5% of the people it bites...
• Chortles Mar 30, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Chortles wrote:

  Holy crap. Turfa's mental illness... And dedicated
  

  Hey he comes from a country where the national sport is swimming and we have the most shark attacks per capita in the world...

  Of course we're nuts...
  

  Don't forget the giant mutant worms, some of the most venomous snakes and spiders in the world too. I'm scared to death of your country.

  There is always Tasmania, they have an ant that can cause anaphalactic shock and kill 5% of the people it bites...

  Drop Bears, Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat too from what I hear. You guys have mental hospitals or is that more or less redundant?
• Hyena Mar 30, 2012

  Chortles wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Chortles wrote:

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  Don't forget the giant mutant worms, some of the most venomous snakes and spiders in the world too. I'm scared to death of your country.

  There is always Tasmania, they have an ant that can cause anaphalactic shock and kill 5% of the people it bites...

  Drop Bears, Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat too from what I hear. You guys have mental hospitals or is that more or less redundant?
  

  All mental hospitals have been closed. This occurred when it was realized that the patients were the only sane ones left in the country. Don't worry their reintegration into our society has ensured they revert back to the standard insanity...
• UnknownAssassin Mar 30, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Because of this, i am going to level scagglio's non existent turf! 🙎
  

  Who is scagglio?

  An inactive that had his last turf capped by Proce
• Ghetto Monstazz Mar 30, 2012

  One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
• rojo2017 Mar 30, 2012

  Is this like Finding Nemo were the fish thought its reflection was a deferent person and argued with it?
• ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Mar 31, 2012

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

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• Warhero0014 Mar 31, 2012

  O.....M.....G.....
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• Hyena Mar 31, 2012

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
• Ghetto Monstazz Mar 31, 2012

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  MAKE THEM BLINK!
• Ghetto Monstazz Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

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  MAKE THEM BLINK!

  All they do is stare........
• ࿈☪Λ͜α͞ʀ͢o͡ɴ☪࿈ Mar 31, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

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  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

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  MAKE THEM BLINK!

  All they do is stare........
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  Hyena wrote:

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
  

  I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts - wait, what?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
  

  I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts - wait, what?

  Shut up cocksucker, I want my thread back!
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
  

  I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts - wait, what?

  Shut up cocksucker, I want my thread back!

  Oh so now you're going to boss me around because I'm nuts? Arrrrrrrggggggghhh! I'm nuts! I'M NUTS! you can't boss me around!!!!
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
  

  I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts - wait, what?

  Shut up cocksucker, I want my thread back!

  Oh so now you're going to boss me around because I'm nuts? Arrrrrrrggggggghhh! I'm nuts! I'M NUTS! you can't boss me around!!!!

  No you idiot, Hyena was referring to me. I'm nuts. You're just gay so fuck you get out! My thread!!!
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
  

  I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts - wait, what?

  Shut up cocksucker, I want my thread back!

  Oh so now you're going to boss me around because I'm nuts? Arrrrrrrggggggghhh! I'm nuts! I'M NUTS! you can't boss me around!!!!

  No you idiot, Hyena was referring to me. I'm nuts. You're just gay so fuck you get out! My thread!!!

  Man, that was harsh. I might be annoying, but you don't know my history. I've had a tough life, man. Aw I've gotta have a tough front of people get to me, can we tone down a bit on the insults and name calling please man?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Ahhh Turfa, thou art both Nuts and a Priest of They...
  

  I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts! I'm nuts - wait, what?

  Shut up cocksucker, I want my thread back!

  Oh so now you're going to boss me around because I'm nuts? Arrrrrrrggggggghhh! I'm nuts! I'M NUTS! you can't boss me around!!!!

  No you idiot, Hyena was referring to me. I'm nuts. You're just gay so fuck you get out! My thread!!!

  Man, that was harsh. I might be annoying, but you don't know my history. I've had a tough life, man. Aw I've gotta have a tough front of people get to me, can we tone down a bit on the insults and name calling please man?

  😳
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

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  MAKE THEM BLINK!

  lmao! I can't. They aren't obedient 😔
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  chill16 wrote:

  I think we have a new achievement. He is officially the first person to ever hijack his own thread...
  

  Successfully, mind you. 😜👍
• Ꭱ3V Mar 31, 2012

  Kick his ass turfa!! 👊
• Ꭱ3V Mar 31, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

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  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

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  MAKE THEM BLINK!

  All they do is stare........

  I know it's freakin me out man.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  Kick his ass turfa!! 👊
  

  I will!
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 31, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  Kick his ass turfa!! 👊
  

  I will!

  No you won't! I will!

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