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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Lol same. I didn't do much before. Now even less. But I'm alright with that.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I was always a boring old git, it's just changed me to a money and time poor boring old git now!I did this thread about a month ago. It was awesome. I have one. My 7 month old baby girl. She's the absolute best thing to have ever happened to me. Becoming a father changed me as a man and a person.
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I have an offspring.
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5 kids. 3 boys and 2 girls. 21, 19, 15, 13, and 11.
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3 y/o boy and 6 wk/o baby girl
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Ronster wrote:
Shouldn't he be named Jona not called Jona no offense or anythingI have a 2.5 yo son called Jona.
Sweetest little criminal in the world 😄
He could say 'sexy motherfucker' and 'hell yeah' when he was 2. My bad. 😁 -
20 year old daughter in college
17 year old son in high school -
Your mom lol
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Add Sooner wrote:
😂😂👍👍whette fartze wrote:
Weirdo. They hold hands, they've literally never been apart, they love each other. They're twins.Add Sooner wrote:
Why are they holding hands?3 year old twins 👫
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☣ĢħΘȘτ ιΘƈƲȘτ☣ wrote:
Chortles wrote:
That's a bit much don't you think. Saying sexy mother fucker doesn't mean the kid is going to have problems in the legal system. Know tons of people who swear, just a matter of teaching them when the most opportune times are.
There is no opportune time for a 2 year old to use profanity. I also never said that his son will end up in the legal system. I said it happens too often. I am a construction worker, and I work with plenty of people that use profanity. I too, swear plenty, but not around my kids. Until my kids are old enough to make their own life decisions, they abide by my wife's and my rules. It's a matter of teaching children manners and respect for others.
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2 boys here 4 and 7! Hence I'm playing Turf Wars lol! Only so much Sponge Bob reruns I can take haha
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39 years old. 30 year old. 28 years old. 20 years old. Five grand children
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madam wrote:
Damn. Your oldest is older than me, you must be the coolest grandma on tha block.39 years old. 30 year old. 28 years old. 20 years old. Five grand children
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Amish Hitman wrote:
I will try this again.I have 4.
16 boy
9 boy
6 girl
3 girl
I got three
17 manchild
13 manchild
10 manchild
They are all going on thirty and I don't know a fucking thing about nothing. -
Mr_White wrote:
Congrats on the new boy. May he be healthy and strong💪💪💪💪Boy 7
Boy - due any day now -
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
You might want to keep it that way for a few more years. Put a helmet on your soldier before you send him into battle!None yet
Then again I'm not even 16 yet
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I have a 9 year old daughter who apparently is going on 16. So not looking forward to her dating. Sharpening my sword collection now to prepare.
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Ronster wrote:
When I first read it I thought you said you have 2.5 kids.. Made me laugh😃I have a 2.5 yo son called Jona.
Sweetest little criminal in the world 😄
He could say 'sexy motherfucker' and 'hell yeah' when he was 2. My bad. 😁 -
21 months boy
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I got a 1 1/2 yr old daughter
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I have a four year old son that knows the words to I'm sexy and I know it!!!
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Josh The Tulip wrote:
Better than a girl singing it as far as I'm concerned (that's as a dad speaking)I have a four year old son that knows the words to I'm sexy and I know it!!!
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
LOL! I should explain I'm Dutch. He doesnt know what it means and he can barely pronounce English 😃I'm not all that keen on a 2 year old saying those words but anyways...
Killer G and myself have an 18 months old son together, he is my world 😍
He's a real sweetheart and no foul mouth at all. He's even pretty shy.
It's just my weird sense of humor I guess 😉
Also the criminal was a joke. He's a perfect little 1 actually 😁 -
Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Thx man 😉☣ĢħΘȘτ ιΘƈƲȘτ☣ wrote:
Chortles wrote:
That's a bit much don't you think. Saying sexy mother fucker doesn't mean the kid is going to have problems in the legal system. Know tons of people who swear, just a matter of teaching them when the most opportune times are.
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I actually dont swear much.
Last week he said shit. First 'foul mouthy' thing he says actually. I explained to him thats not nice to say. Had a hard time not to laugh though.
So you peeps have a bit of a wrong image of my little one and myself here.
I only let him say sexy motherfucker when hes running around in tha naked bum and he repeats it, thats all
I think thats funny, and it doesnt make him a foul mouth at all. I also doubt it will influence his relationship with the legal system. Come on, lighten up! 🌟 -
👆The downfall of today's society 😔
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☣ĢħΘȘτ ιΘƈƲȘτ☣ wrote:
Nobody cares what you think.👆The downfall of today's society 😔
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☣ĢħΘȘτ ιΘƈƲȘτ☣ wrote:
If you're serious: I feel sorry for you.👆The downfall of today's society 😔
If this is a joke: good sense of humour! 👍
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Not a joke and no need to feel sorry for me. I live a good life and provide well for my family. My children are very polite and well mannered. As a parent, i don't think its right allow them to use inappropriate language for my own amusement. Your children will have to live with the wonderful things you teach them in life. Lets see how well it works for your son when he tells his teacher one day that he is "a sexy motherfucker and doesn't need to put up with their shit"
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shadowking wrote:
Lol sword collection? I'm sure she's bit looking forward to dating. LolI have a 9 year old daughter who apparently is going on 16. So not looking forward to her dating. Sharpening my sword collection now to prepare.
3 yr old boy and another one due soon. Of course these are the ones I know about!
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Superyan wrote:
Why?Threads like this always depress me greatly.
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☣ĢħΘȘτ ιΘƈƲȘτ☣ wrote:
Not a joke and no need to feel sorry for me. I live a good life and provide well for my family. My children are very polite and well mannered. As a parent, i don't think its right allow them to use inappropriate language for my own amusement. Your children will have to live with the wonderful things you teach them in life. Lets see how well it works for your son when he tells his teacher one day that he is "a sexy motherfucker and doesn't need to put up with their shit"
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