Well Birmingham has gone to rat shit
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Kinda gutted you've got no turf left..
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Danny MFC wrote:
Comment of the year 👆Kinda gutted you've got no turf left..
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shaggly razors wrote:
Honk HonkAnyone seen the antiques roadshow this evening ?? Someone turned up with an original slugboy turf and it was valued at 25k . Apparently they are rarer than the rarest thing in rare land right now . Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ??? Surely healing your turf takes precedence over someone u don't know ....
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Reaper💀 wrote:
Sniff sniff 😂😂😂shaggly razors wrote:
Honk HonkAnyone seen the antiques roadshow this evening ?? Someone turned up with an original slugboy turf and it was valued at 25k . Apparently they are rarer than the rarest thing in rare land right now . Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ??? Surely healing your turf takes precedence over someone u don't know ....
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Danny MFC wrote:
You seen his fuckin nose too??? Glad that even TWFC accept it!Reaper💀 wrote:
Sniff sniff 😂😂😂shaggly razors wrote:
Honk HonkAnyone seen the antiques roadshow this evening ?? Someone turned up with an original slugboy turf and it was valued at 25k . Apparently they are rarer than the rarest thing in rare land right now . Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ??? Surely healing your turf takes precedence over someone u don't know ....
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Reaper💀 wrote:
Intelligent. Lol.Danny MFC wrote:
You seen his fuckin nose too??? Glad that even TWFC accept it!Reaper💀 wrote:
Sniff sniff 😂😂😂shaggly razors wrote:
Honk HonkAnyone seen the antiques roadshow this evening ?? Someone turned up with an original slugboy turf and it was valued at 25k . Apparently they are rarer than the rarest thing in rare land right now . Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ??? Surely healing your turf takes precedence over someone u don't know ....
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Reaper💀 wrote:
Funny thing is u ain't seen it u cock gobbler . Anyone who actually means anything knows what I look like as I've nothing to hide as I'm super pretty . I imagine u r a little bit warty ?? Maybe a bit wimpy looking with a tendency towards gimpness ???Danny MFC wrote:
You seen his fuckin nose too??? Glad that even TWFC accept it!Reaper💀 wrote:
Sniff sniff 😂😂😂shaggly razors wrote:
Honk HonkAnyone seen the antiques roadshow this evening ?? Someone turned up with an original slugboy turf and it was valued at 25k . Apparently they are rarer than the rarest thing in rare land right now . Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ??? Surely healing your turf takes precedence over someone u don't know ....
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Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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jackd 2 hours ago Quote
Why the hell would you post your personal problem on a war game forum anyway.Slug sort your life out and just reset! What an embarrassment you've made yourself ! This is just a game ,why would you tell people your friend has commited sucide and expect them to not attack you ..😳😳
Are you on 💉?
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Reaper💀 wrote:
I would find it funny if u impaled urself on a rusty spike . Is that not humour ??Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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shaggly razors wrote:
No Shags. Ok. I don't mind giving you a lesson.Reaper💀 wrote:
I would find it funny if u impaled urself on a rusty spike . Is that not humour ??Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
1. Know your material. (you work in a junk yard so good to pick a rusty spike).
2. Is the joke right for the audience? (prob only Danny MFC TBH).
3. Be inventive! ( This is where you really fuck it up)
4. Be original ( please refer to 3.)Hope this helped mate. X
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Reaper💀 wrote:
I think adding in a bit of slap stick helps, I.e. you tripped over you long penis and impaled yourself on a rusty spike....shaggly razors wrote:
No Shags. Ok. I don't mind giving you a lesson.Reaper💀 wrote:
I would find it funny if u impaled urself on a rusty spike . Is that not humour ??Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
1. Know your material. (you work in a junk yard so good to pick a rusty spike).
2. Is the joke right for the audience? (prob only Danny MFC TBH).
3. Be inventive! ( This is where you really fuck it up)
4. Be original ( please refer to 3.)Hope this helped mate. X
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ᏔλᎡᎡĮφᎡ wrote:
I like it! See Shags. Humour!Reaper💀 wrote:
I think adding in a bit of slap stick helps, I.e. you tripped over you long penis and impaled yourself on a rusty spike....shaggly razors wrote:
No Shags. Ok. I don't mind giving you a lesson.Reaper💀 wrote:
I would find it funny if u impaled urself on a rusty spike . Is that not humour ??Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
1. Know your material. (you work in a junk yard so good to pick a rusty spike).
2. Is the joke right for the audience? (prob only Danny MFC TBH).
3. Be inventive! ( This is where you really fuck it up)
4. Be original ( please refer to 3.)Hope this helped mate. X
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shaggly razors wrote:
I work in an emergency theatre.Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ???
I have seen many people die. But it's never easy. -
slugboy wrote:
Is that where u go when u are desperate to see les miserables ???shaggly razors wrote:
I work in an emergency theatre.Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ???
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shaggly razors wrote:
I'm going to assume that was a joke. As its usually Americans who get confused by operating rooms being called theatres in the uk.slugboy wrote:
Is that where u go when u are desperate to see les miserables ???shaggly razors wrote:
I work in an emergency theatre.Shane about you friend slugs but I question Saving the guy at work ???
I have seen many people die. But it's never easy.
Ho Ho Ho. -
Reaper💀 wrote:
I guess humor is not my bag either as I found it funny. I especially liked the cock gobbler part as that sums you up reap.Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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T•Rex wrote:
So is reaper actually homosexual? Or are you and shaggly bigots?Reaper💀 wrote:
I guess humor is not my bag either as I found it funny. I especially liked the cock gobbler part as that sums you up reap.Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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slugboy wrote:
Yes he plays the pink oboe . And as its a fact it's not a bigoted opinion as I say each to their own . If it means wearing a dress and flouncing about then reaper has every right to do this . He should ease up on the oestrogen though as it seems to be making him a bit bitchy .T•Rex wrote:
So is reaper actually homosexual? Or are you and shaggly bigots?Reaper💀 wrote:
I guess humor is not my bag either as I found it funny. I especially liked the cock gobbler part as that sums you up reap.Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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shaggly razors wrote:
Did my comments upset you? I do apologise😃slugboy wrote:
Yes he plays the pink oboe . And as its a fact it's not a bigoted opinion as I say each to their own . If it means wearing a dress and flouncing about then reaper has every right to do this . He should ease up on the oestrogen though as it seems to be making him a bit bitchy .T•Rex wrote:
So is reaper actually homosexual? Or are you and shaggly bigots?Reaper💀 wrote:
I guess humor is not my bag either as I found it funny. I especially liked the cock gobbler part as that sums you up reap.Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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YOU wrote:
Honk Honkshaggly razors wrote:
Did my comments upset you? I do apologise😃slugboy wrote:
Yes he plays the pink oboe . And as its a fact it's not a bigoted opinion as I say each to their own . If it means wearing a dress and flouncing about then reaper has every right to do this . He should ease up on the oestrogen though as it seems to be making him a bit bitchy .T•Rex wrote:
So is reaper actually homosexual? Or are you and shaggly bigots?Reaper💀 wrote:
I guess humor is not my bag either as I found it funny. I especially liked the cock gobbler part as that sums you up reap.Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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Anyone sleep round here.
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So let me get this straight.
Slugboy pulled down his turf, cause a friend passed away or someone died watching les miserables.
He also got impaled on a spike in a junk yard as he tripped on his long penis.
Reaper was involved in some gobbling way, but is too bitchy to say.
Shags things pink oboe players have a right to flounce around in dresses.
Only the first part of the second line ive written above actually relates to this game.
Hmmm.
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shaggly razors wrote:
That's ok thenslugboy wrote:
Yes he plays the pink oboe . And as its a fact it's not a bigoted opinion as I say each to their own .T•Rex wrote:
So is reaper actually homosexual? Or are you and shaggly bigots?Reaper💀 wrote:
I guess humor is not my bag either as I found it funny. I especially liked the cock gobbler part as that sums you up reap.Humour is not your bag is it Shags.....
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Honk honk
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Add TAZ wrote:
what is this guy saying??!?? Does anyone know?Honk burp fart burp fart honk
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