🐹🔫 I HATE HAMSTERS!!! 🐹🔫

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SeñoritaMafioso Mar 26, 2012

Ugh!!! With their creepy little faces and their creepy little mouths with those creepy little teeth and their creepy little babies which they creepily eat like creepy little cannibals...

It's like mom hamster says to dad hamster, "Dear, I'm hungry. Let's procreate so we can luncheon on our progeny!"

And don't even get me started on guinea pigs....
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 Mar 26, 2012

You mad bro?
Chuck иorris Mar 26, 2012

DRUGS ARE BAD M'KAY?
Warhero0014 Mar 26, 2012

My teachers hamster ate the other ones head off. It ONLY ate the head
SeñoritaMafioso Mar 27, 2012

Nah, I was just browsing the emoticons and saw the hamster, and I was like, "Man, I sure hate hamsters..." So I tried to find an anti symbol to go on either side of the hamster head, but then found something better: the 🔫.

So I 🐹🔫

Which made me 😂😂😂.

👍👍👍
vinnie the deal Mar 27, 2012

In the Dominican republic try are on a lot of menus. Jump on a plane. Order a few. See them fried. Smile.
SeñoritaMafioso Mar 27, 2012

vinnie the deal wrote:
In the Dominican republic try are on a lot of menus. Jump on a plane. Order a few. See them fried. Smile.

🐹+🔫+🔥=🍲
...😱...
😄👍
Morgan Freeman Mar 27, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
My teachers hamster ate the other ones head off. It ONLY ate the head

This is gonna sound terrible, but I think that is pretty funny…
βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ Mar 27, 2012

SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Ugh!!! With their creepy little faces and their creepy little mouths with those creepy little teeth and their creepy little babies which they creepily eat like creepy little cannibals...

It's like mom hamster says to dad hamster, "Dear, I'm hungry. Let's procreate so we can luncheon on our progeny!"

And don't even get me started on guinea pigs....

That made me LOL so much
Ojibwe Mar 27, 2012

I came across a whole colony of hamsters in the woods of Minneapolis one time. They had a million holes and tunnels in the hillside. Must have been thousands of them in there. Probably someone got sick of them and released a breeding pair. I was doing a research project for college biology at the time. They totally ruined my results. I had to find another place to survey. Damn hamsters, I hate them too.
Ojibwe Mar 27, 2012

The Parks department came in and poisoned the hell out of them. Had to dig up all the tunnels full of little hamster corpses and make sure there were no survivors.
Ojibwe Mar 27, 2012

I caught about a dozen of them before they got poisoned and fed them to a bull snake I knew. Snake liked them. :)
М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Mar 27, 2012

Cool story bro tell it again