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The original thread was actually quite informative but the prude opinions of an overly conservative fool enforced a closure. Soo.....
I believe the first tip was to Hum while eating
I can't quite remember the reason for this humming so if someone could remind me?
Also, if someone could brief me on the others that would be super!
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Share your top tips ladies. 👍
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fallacy wrote:
You are? That is a shame, maybe someone will give you some tips here on how to solve your issues. 👍Omg so lame
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If you need to hum, or even think that it makes the experience better, then it's not getting done right.
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When you hum your lips vibrate, The vibrations of your lips are intense.
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Tweek wrote:
Well, I happen to think you may be right there Tweek sir. I have never hummed before but then I'm not a lady so can't comment on the benefits.If you need to hum, or even think that it makes the experience better, then it's not getting done right.
To be honest I'd feel somewhat stupid humming.
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AlwaysG wrote:
Honestly though, do you not just want to break up laughing? What if the song of choice was the simpsons theme tune, of the Benny Hill theme?When you hum your lips vibrate, The vibrations of your lips are intense.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Well, I happen to think you may be right there Tweek sir. I have never hummed before but then I'm not a lady so can't comment on the benefits.If you need to hum, or even think that it makes the experience better, then it's not getting done right.
To be honest I'd feel somewhat stupid humming.
Trust me it adds the world..... I experienced it 2 years ago n now I'm a firm believer.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
AlwaysG wrote:
Honestly though, do you not just want to break up laughing? What if the song of choice was the simpsons theme tune, of the Benny Hill theme?When you hum your lips vibrate, The vibrations of your lips are intense.
I might giggle through the shudders
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Lol well I guess I can't argue that. However, I'll never be the guy humming, no matter how much my Lady asks me to. I'd feel pretty frickin stupid 😁
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humming is entirely not necessary if you know what your doing. Which I do lol.
Don't do the alphabet, that just takes up too much time. One thing is for sure, you gotta not be scared to get dirty. If your Nast balls are gonna be on her chin, then you better hold your breath bubba. You hold that breath as long as it takes. Coming up through your nostrils for minimal air supply. -
Add RaiKou wrote:
humming is entirely not necessary if you know what your doing. Which I do lol.
Don't do the alphabet, that just takes up too much time. One thing is for sure, you gotta not be scared to get dirty. If your Nast balls are gonna be on her chin, then you better hold your breath bubba. You hold that breath as long as it takes. Coming up through your nostrils for minimal air supply.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Going down with an Altoid or two in your mouth works wonders as well.
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Haha wow what an informative thread.
I'm not so sure on the humming thing, never experienced it but don't really have a need to as I get exactly what I want from my hubby 😏 -
AlwaysG wrote:
Please explain the luster in humming. I just don't see why.Add RaiKou wrote:
humming is entirely not necessary if you know what your doing. Which I do lol.
Don't do the alphabet, that just takes up too much time. One thing is for sure, you gotta not be scared to get dirty. If your Nast balls are gonna be on her chin, then you better hold your breath bubba. You hold that breath as long as it takes. Coming up through your nostrils for minimal air supply.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect. -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect.I've tried pop rocks but it was a bit to much n a lil too messy
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Speaking of this, but for girls... If you suck on a piece of ice before you go down on your man it seems to do wonders for him 😉I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect. -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Warm tea works also.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Speaking of this, but for girls... If you suck on a piece of ice before you go down on your man it seems to do wonders for him 😉I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect. -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
It's nice for females as well😃🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Speaking of this, but for girls... If you suck on a piece of ice before you go down on your man it seems to do wonders for him 😉I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect. -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Speaking of this, but for girls... If you suck on a piece of ice before you go down on your man it seems to do wonders for him 😉I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect.Same for the altoid thing....
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AlwaysG wrote:
Lmfao!! Popping rocks. Genius!!🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect.I've tried pop rocks but it was a bit to much n a lil too messy
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against getting a bit dirty and adventageous but humming? What about blowing raspberries? Lol
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
No raspberries!!! Lol.AlwaysG wrote:
Lmfao!! Popping rocks. Genius!!🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect.I've tried pop rocks but it was a bit to much n a lil too messy
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against getting a bit dirty and adventageous but humming? What about blowing raspberries? Lol
Humming is, it's more distracting then it is anything else. I mean if you can do it quietly the lip vibrations can't hurt. -
It took me a second to figure out what this thread was all about. I was humming while eating a burger to try to figure it out...now I feel dumb...ANYWAY!
I figure that it should be a mutual thing: if I get my jollies, she should get hers. I could give my last girlfriend her jollies tons of times in a row. I think my high score was 12 in one sitting. I'm a fan of "eating" as well. My only problem with it is that I have a big beard and it gets kind of...dirty...
If your lady tastes funky in the downstairs department, have her eat pineapple. A few days later, much tastier (apparently the same works for guys as well).
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Add RaiKou wrote:
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
No raspberries!!! Lol.AlwaysG wrote:
Lmfao!! Popping rocks. Genius!!🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I've heard that going down with champagne in your mouth is an interesting experiance, all the little bubbles...
I wonder if a sprite would have the same effect.I've tried pop rocks but it was a bit to much n a lil too messy
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against getting a bit dirty and adventageous but humming? What about blowing raspberries? Lol
Humming is, it's more distracting then it is anything else. I mean if you can do it quietly the lip vibrations can't hurt.To clarify: close your mouth over her before you hum...
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I say again, humming is absolutely pointless if you know what you are doing.
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See, now that I've had this very informative lesson. I still think I would end up humming a tune for the lulz. Thus killing the mood and probably getting a slap.
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Whitey138 wrote:
I did wonder why my lady started buying tons of pineapple!! She must be having funk issues! 😳 lolIt took me a second to figure out what this thread was all about. I was humming while eating a burger to try to figure it out...now I feel dumb...ANYWAY!
I figure that it should be a mutual thing: if I get my jollies, she should get hers. I could give my last girlfriend her jollies tons of times in a row. I think my high score was 12 in one sitting. I'm a fan of "eating" as well. My only problem with it is that I have a big beard and it gets kind of...dirty...
If your lady tastes funky in the downstairs department, have her eat pineapple. A few days later, much tastier (apparently the same works for guys as well).
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Exactly. As Tweek and I stated, iiiiits pointless if ya know what yer dooinSee, now that I've had this very informative lesson. I still think I would end up humming a tune for the lulz. Thus killing the mood and probably getting a slap.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Whitey138 wrote:
I did wonder why my lady started buying tons of pineapple!! She must be having funk issues! 😳 lolIt took me a second to figure out what this thread was all about. I was humming while eating a burger to try to figure it out...now I feel dumb...ANYWAY!
I figure that it should be a mutual thing: if I get my jollies, she should get hers. I could give my last girlfriend her jollies tons of times in a row. I think my high score was 12 in one sitting. I'm a fan of "eating" as well. My only problem with it is that I have a big beard and it gets kind of...dirty...
If your lady tastes funky in the downstairs department, have her eat pineapple. A few days later, much tastier (apparently the same works for guys as well).
Careful cuz she might be buying them for u!!! 😹😜
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Rai and MrsG beat me mentioning ice.....very cool. But Tweek and Rai, why so against the humming? In theory, it seems like it would work. I would probably break out in laughter ruining the moment!
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AlwaysG wrote:
Damn..... 😳✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Whitey138 wrote:
I did wonder why my lady started buying tons of pineapple!! She must be having funk issues! 😳 lolIt took me a second to figure out what this thread was all about. I was humming while eating a burger to try to figure it out...now I feel dumb...ANYWAY!
one sitting. I'm a fan of "eating" as well. My only problem with it is that I have a big beard and it gets kind of...dirty...If your lady tastes funky in the downstairs department, have her eat pineapple. A few days later, much tastier (apparently the same works for guys as well).
Careful cuz she might be buying them for u!!! 😹😜
Nah..... She Quickly learned when we got together... I'm not a fan of sword in mouth! Lol I know guys... It's not normal! I just don't care for it!
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