Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear
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My friend and I are trying to settle a debate. We are wonder who would win in a fight: a gorilla or a grizzly bear. Both animals are adults. He thinks the gorilla would win because it has "thumbs"; it's his only argument. I, on the other hand, believe the grizzly would rip its ape a$$ to shreds with its claws. What do you think?
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I believe They, especially the one that walks in bear country, would win.
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What kind of Gorilla??
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆What kind of Gorilla??
Mountain? Jungle?
Male or female? -
A gorilla would win.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
A gorilla would win.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
What kind of Gorilla??
Mountain? Jungle?
Male or female?Both gorilla and grizzly are female. Both are protecting their young.
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The grizzly bites through the gorillas jugular, as the gorilla wraps its arms around the grizzlys throat. Rigor sets in as the gorilla dies, making it impossible to dislodge, thus suffocating the grizzly, and both die
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I think the gorilla because it can move faster on its hind legs. That's how a grizzly fights, on it's hind legs.
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I think the gorilla and her baby would just climb into a tree and watch the grizzly go crazy...
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Bump
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Gorilla punches bear in the face. Bears face explodes into blood. Bears skull breaks. Bear does.
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Dies*
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Gorilla goes Donkey Kong and throws barrels at bear. Gorilla snatches bears princess and dares a rescue.
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MoonChild wrote:
Bears can climbI think the gorilla and her baby would just climb into a tree and watch the grizzly go crazy...
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Considering grizzlies have been known to knock moose head off, my money is on a grizzly.
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Thru👣Hiker wrote:
Did I say rigor Mortis? No, I said Rigor. It's a death grip, idiot, what's in your hands when you die, stays there.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Rigor mortis doesn't happen as soon as death occurs. Idiot.The grizzly bites through the gorillas jugular, as the gorilla wraps its arms around the grizzlys throat. Rigor sets in as the gorilla dies, making it impossible to dislodge, thus suffocating the grizzly, and both die
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My money's on the gorilla. Although the grizzly may have more heart... Gorillas are stupid strong.
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I think the grizzly would win.
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KING OF TURF wrote:
Though, they can't swing from one tree to another.MoonChild wrote:
Bears can climbI think the gorilla and her baby would just climb into a tree and watch the grizzly go crazy...
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KING OF TURF wrote:
Not well. And they don't really like to unless they have to. They also don't climb very high.MoonChild wrote:
Bears can climbI think the gorilla and her baby would just climb into a tree and watch the grizzly go crazy...
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YÓU wrote:
Ummm gorillas are smarter than grizzly bear... They are the closest living relative to humans, and faster and better adgility, and opposable thumbs.My money's on the gorilla. Although the grizzly may have more heart... Gorillas are stupid strong.
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The gorilla could just rip the grizzly's arms off.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Oooohhhh hiker.... You just got told by... Bruenor...Thru👣Hiker wrote:
Did I say rigor Mortis? No, I said Rigor. It's a death grip, idiot, what's in your hands when you die, stays there.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Rigor mortis doesn't happen as soon as death occurs. Idiot.The grizzly bites through the gorillas jugular, as the gorilla wraps its arms around the grizzlys throat. Rigor sets in as the gorilla dies, making it impossible to dislodge, thus suffocating the grizzly, and both die
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Thru👣Hiker wrote:
Let's try this.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
You don't understand death. After you die, your body experiences primary flaccidity; this is where all of your muscles relax. Rigor is not different from rigor mortis, and a death grip is simply a modern colloquialism. You, sir, are an idiot, and I am a medical doctor.Thru👣Hiker wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Something tells me, you've never watched those nature documentaries. Your taking about people. A gorilla is different in accepting death. Rigor is basically a cramp, Wich get worse the more muscle you have flexed in the first instance of death and Mr, a gorilla got alotta muscle. The bears throat would be crushed. -
MoonChild wrote:
He was saying they're stupidly strong, not stupid. /facepalmYÓU wrote:
Ummm gorillas are smarter than grizzly bear... They are the closest living relative to humans, and faster and better adgility, and opposable thumbs.My money's on the gorilla. Although the grizzly may have more heart... Gorillas are stupid strong.
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When your throat is crushed you do suffocate. Some medical doctor you are.
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Your right, let's also add the 400 pound gorilla behind said throat crushing
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Thru👣Hiker wrote:
😓.......🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Look, I'm not saying a gorilla isn't strong and couldn't rip a bear to shreds, I'm just saying EVERYTHING else you said is wrong.Your right, let's also add the 400 pound gorilla behind said throat crushing
Seriously? That's what the argument was???
I thought you were on the bears side -
Well, yeah, obviously I'm gonna support the peices that support my argument, (I'm not wrong :P) simply based on the fact they support my argument.
Otherwise the argument is rather dull and boring -
I have seen what a Grizzly can do, the power and SPEED
my money is on the Grizzly
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