Of all times to see a rat...
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I was going to sit outside and look up into space and think about things like aliens and stuff when I open the back door an I see a rat running across my porch. I hate rats. I'm sitting out on the porch right now tho... Last time I saw a rat was 5 years ago in lynnwood. Not the greatest time...
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There are no rats on Mercer Island. Too $$$.
Anyway. GA-ross.👎
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Well I do live in front of two separate raviens... First time though. Me and my dad go into the raviens all the time with bb guns and stuff and havnt seen any till today
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Come on Chuck Norris!!! Live up to your name!! You can swim on land and crap like that... You just need to look at the rat with a angry expression and will probably explode.😜
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Hahaha
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BlueStorm150 wrote:
Lol this made the subject a little bit less wierd. But I'm sitting on my porch with a meat hammer. Just in case. But I'm still hearing noises from the bush next to me...Come on Chuck Norris!!! Live up to your name!! You can swim on land and crap like that... You just need to look at the rat with a angry expression and will probably explode.😜
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Chuck иorris wrote:
A MEAT HAMMER!?!? WTF are you going to do with that? Tenderize it and make rat steak? Get a gun or a baseball bat.BlueStorm150 wrote:
Lol this made the subject a little bit less wierd. But I'm sitting on my porch with a meat hammer. Just in case. But I'm still hearing noises from the bush next to me...Come on Chuck Norris!!! Live up to your name!! You can swim on land and crap like that... You just need to look at the rat with a angry expression and will probably explode.😜
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BlueStorm150 wrote:
Or we could try something safer, like setting up rat traps, rat poison, a cat.Chuck иorris wrote:
A MEAT HAMMER!?!? WTF are you going to do with that? Tenderize it and make rat steak? Get a gun or a baseball bat.BlueStorm150 wrote:
Lol this made the subject a little bit less wierd. But I'm sitting on my porch with a meat hammer. Just in case. But I'm still hearing noises from the bush next to me...Come on Chuck Norris!!! Live up to your name!! You can swim on land and crap like that... You just need to look at the rat with a angry expression and will probably explode.😜
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BlueStorm150 wrote:
It's the only blunt object I could find. Don't have a bat or a gun. So I picked it up and walked out there. And yes I will make a rat steak. Atleast it will be nice and tender:)Chuck иorris wrote:
A MEAT HAMMER!?!? WTF are you going to do with that? Tenderize it and make rat steak? Get a gun or a baseball bat.BlueStorm150 wrote:
Lol this made the subject a little bit less wierd. But I'm sitting on my porch with a meat hammer. Just in case. But I'm still hearing noises from the bush next to me...Come on Chuck Norris!!! Live up to your name!! You can swim on land and crap like that... You just need to look at the rat with a angry expression and will probably explode.😜
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MoonChild wrote:
Lol I have a cat but... He's fat and lazy...BlueStorm150 wrote:
Or we could try something safer, like setting up rat traps, rat poison, a cat.Chuck иorris wrote:
A MEAT HAMMER!?!? WTF are you going to do with that? Tenderize it and make rat steak? Get a gun or a baseball bat.BlueStorm150 wrote:
Lol this made the subject a little bit less wierd. But I'm sitting on my porch with a meat hammer. Just in case. But I'm still hearing noises from the bush next to me...Come on Chuck Norris!!! Live up to your name!! You can swim on land and crap like that... You just need to look at the rat with a angry expression and will probably explode.😜
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Well better start fireing up the grill!! That rat will taste pretty good with some peppers and seasoning.
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Wtf is a meat hammer? I guess I never use one when I cook.
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
It's a hammer you "beat your meat" with.. Literally. Lol it makes it tender.Wtf is a meat hammer? I guess I never use one when I cook.
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
It's like a small square mace about 5in long used to tenderize steak... Not a very good weapon.Wtf is a meat hammer? I guess I never use one when I cook.
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Only one of they is wise. 😏
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
And whom is the "they"Only one of they is wise. 😏
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They are everywhere
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They speak true....
My cat brings me rats... I have to snap their necks sometimes.
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One of Them is brave
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