It has come to my attention

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OneThumbBastard Mar 25, 2012

What the hell happened to Kinky Freidman! Damn, I like him. He's a real Texan! Be well Jake.👍
⚪️ Mar 25, 2012

Big Jake wrote:
That I'm a victim of false and malicious rumors (shut up Saba). Word has been spread that I will cap new players loot for no reason. That is absolutely false. I will only cap loot in very special circumstances. For instance, it's covering me, you're in a v against me, you are over level 50, you have a derogatory name, you know Groucho, you are a fan of airports, you dislike The Man, you forgot to buy me beer, you prefer Starbucks, you disrespect women, you don't appreciate the greatness of John Wayne, you think NASCAR is a sport, you believe Larry the Cable Guy is funny before you're drunk, you bore me, you believe that Nashville is where good music is from, you fly rich people around in airplanes, you excessively cap others, and/or you believe everything that a player pm's you.

Uh ohhhh....
⌖🔥Chips🔥⌖ Mar 25, 2012

hey Groucho can ize go en one dem flying thingies wit yew? ize bein practizin mize leff turns! 👈👈👈
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Mar 25, 2012

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm safe for the most part.
Except for one.
Starbucks. I prefer them because it puts food on my table and beer in my fridge.
Which your more then welcome to help yourself to.

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