Your 3 cents: The Epic Novel
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  While eating giant 
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  Beefy, Wet, sticky, 
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  Barbecued ribs and 
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  Then Russia got 
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  Pregnant 
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  Again with aliens 
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  And said "not 
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  So they decided 
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  It was all 
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  Italy could mess 
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  With, because stalin 
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  Hated dark flame 
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  And banned him 
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  And his pet 
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  To the Gulag 
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  Said to jim 
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  But Afterwind gamers 
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  Swam in peanutbutter 
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  And trolled GD 
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  Guido Dave was 
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  A gay Pido 
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  Who hated to 
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  Register as a 
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  Mouseketeer, so he 
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  shot Mickey Mouse 
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  In his gigantic 
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  Smelly cheese factory 
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  Ringwormed jizzed-up ass 
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  Only a few 
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  hookers survived the 
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