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This drunk girl at a college party once explained to me that the ice on top of lakes during winter months, simply sinks to the bottom during the summer and proceeds to float back up to the top when the weather gets colder in the winter. I showed her the ice in my drink and reminded her that ice melts. She then responded with, "yeah but that ice is smaller, so it doesn't work the same way".
What's the dumbest thing you've ever been told?
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My friend told me he reads Apples terms and conditions before agreeing...
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That there were 25 letters in the alphabet.
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A girl on murry once said: I smart as a rock
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I used to work with an old racist hillbilly, he was convinced that black Americans were the result of French and Spanish explorers having sex with Mexicans. Who in turn migrated north to the ghettos....
He also only had one eye from an extension cord incident....
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An old man going down a one way road the wrong way, claiming he was only going ONE WAY
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Read an FML the other day about a guys pregnant GF telling her parents "it's okay, I'm not the mom" ...
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👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
Haven't you watched south park?My friend told me he reads Apples terms and conditions before agreeing...
I wouldn't want to be turned into an iHuman.....
I've heard one guy say that we can prevent a recession, by selling Canada to the USA. Now that we're part of the USA, our debt is not our problem anymore. -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
😹😹😹😹That there were 25 letters in the alphabet.
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A guy once told me Obama was a terrorist. When I asked him why he replied "um...Obama...Osama...you don't see the connection?" I just laughed and walked away.
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Anything that came out of my ex's mouth.
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"whos hitler? I thought he was just that guy from the movie?" we were on the topic of the holocaust in class and some girl literally had no idea who hitler was…and she's a freshman in highschool
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My brothers wife is Dominican. We lived in the US vigin islands. Most days cruise ships would come in and leave at night. She thought the lights from the ships way out on the horizon was a house. She would come out on the deck and look at the horizon and say,"Nope. They aren't home tonight." and she was dead serious. She also asked where did all the milk on the island come from. I told her there was one big cow on the next island that they milked 24/7 and that's why milk wasso high there :-)
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" the twin towers fell on 9/11?"
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My dipshit cousin asked my dad of he kept his last name when he got a divorce. He also thinks that fish go under rocks during rainstorms.
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That there's 52 states in the USA
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♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
only if you include alaska and hawaii..That there's 52 states in the USA
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One maths lesson, a girl argued with the teacher for a whole 15 minutes about how 1x12=1. It took us ages to persuade her that it's equaled 12.
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Someone telling me the "our lord and savior Jesus Christ" was coming to kill me for not believening in his existence.
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Believing*
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The girl on YouTube explaining MPH.
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A group of us were trying to explain to an Afghan villager That we had put a man on the moon. He didn't believe us and said it wasn't possible. We tried explaining how rockets work and radios and all that. He held his thumb up toward the sky and said it's impossible because the moon is only as big as your thumb! DUH!
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That The moon was cheese by my older bro when I was 3
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Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Them telling you that was not right, but you shouldn't say things that can offend someone's religious beliefsSomeone telling me the "our lord and savior Jesus Christ" was coming to kill me for not believening in his existence.
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whette fartze wrote:
👆👆👆😂😂😂😂Anything that came out of my ex's mouth.
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My friend knows nothing and regularly tells me the most stupid things like "its Ma-na Lisa, not Mona Lisa" and crap like that. And he isn't trolling either...
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I was working with this girl from The Shire, who asked how I could live in Chatswood as there were so many Asians there. I looked at her blankly and said there are Asians everywhere what does it matter. She said she couldn't live with Asians around her. I pointed out that there were Chinese restaurants near where she lived. She said that they didn't live there and if they did she would have to move.
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YouTube a video called dumb chick tries to explain mph.
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YOU wrote:
A different kid just said to me "Dominicans are black"My friend knows nothing and regularly tells me the most stupid things like "its Ma-na Lisa, not Mona Lisa" and crap like that. And he isn't trolling either...
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In my biology class last semester a kid spent a good half an hour trying to convince me that everyone cheats on tests and the smart kids are just a lot better at cheating. It was this kids junior year in college and he honestly thought that the only way people pass tests is by cheating.
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One of my cousins once asked me what type of meat rabbit was!!!lol yaa she thought it was pork! 😹😹😹
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