Left nut or right nut?
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  I don't care which one they take, pisses me off having three, stretches my fuckin sack man...😖 
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  nicky the blade wrote: Ew.While we're on the subject of testicles... Did you know that inside your sack your testicles are blue and resemble jelly fish. Think about it... 
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  Gungrave☣96 wrote: I'll feel yours if you feel mine. Your tongue has far better touch sensors than your hands.The right.. It's much hairier than the left, I assume it's because I'm right handed do the left gets more attention. I hate when I leave straggly hairs because then it looks like I have the mange....and then the left is smoother and I can't keep my hands off it... Wanna feel?..... Ugh.... Just saying 😘 
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  I'd choose my middle nut...😳😳😳 
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  well theyd have to take your stomach to get either of them 😜 
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  •CANDO• wrote: It is an expression we use in NL, dunno if it is used elsewhere that means "well obviously you would do that, it makes sense" it can be sarcastic or true.TheNewfieBullet wrote: •CANDO• wrote: Like ya would.The left one for being lazy... 
 The right one gave me twins!😜I'd keep it in a jar though, as a conversation piece. ..."like ya would" what? 
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  Sabasaul wrote: I thought you were missing your left nut. Hmm.The forums are sucking ass again for a change. Big surprise there. So fuck it, I can play this game also. 
 If you had to give up one of your testicles, which one would it be & why did you chose that one?
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  Saba, why even ask the question? We all know your wife keeps both in a jar above the fireplace.... 
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  I'm prepubescent, so it wouldn't matter yet........ 
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  Left... I was at Busch gardens today and crushed it on a ride... Still hurts now so that one for sure... 
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  ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote: Stranger Danger!I'm prepubescent, so it wouldn't matter yet........ 
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  Am I the only one who's noticed a pattern here... 
 I think Left nuts are bad luck. they always seem to get hit.
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  I always seem to lose my left one... So my left one. 
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  Kinky Friedman wrote: I still think I should have pressed charges. Your wife said she was just going to suck on it, not gnaw on it like a rawhide teething toy.Sabasaul wrote: I thought you were missing your left nut. Hmm.The forums are sucking ass again for a change. Big surprise there. So fuck it, I can play this game also. 
 If you had to give up one of your testicles, which one would it be & why did you chose that one?
 Interestingly enough, that is the one I would have chosen if not for this horrid chain of events.
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  Left... 
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  Right nut because the doctors say it doesn't work lol. One of my is useful, the other ones jus there haha. 
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  ࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ wrote: Got a point ^^^Fizzone wrote: If you gave away your left nut you would no longer be right nutted... You would be center nutted.I'm rather fond of both of my testicals, but if I had to choose, I'd give up the left one. 
 Two reasons:
 1. the phrase "I'd give my left nut for....."
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 2. I'm right nutted.
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  I wouldn't want to lose either,I'd lose my spunk pressure,they are that big I could pressure wash my drive when I shoot my load 
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  ⌖🔥Mikey2Times🔥⌖ wrote: I don't even have a fireplace. Shows how much you really know about me.Saba, why even ask the question? We all know your wife keeps both in a jar above the fireplace.... 
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  Did you know that in the roman empire, in court a man would swear on his testicles.... 😳 
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  ⌖🔥Mikey2Times🔥⌖ wrote: Bwhahaha good one!Saba, why even ask the question? We all know your wife keeps both in a jar above the fireplace.... 
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  Sabasaul wrote: Hmmm very true ... Deal lolGungrave☣96 wrote: I'll feel yours if you feel mine. Your tongue has far better touch sensors than your hands.The right.. It's much hairier than the left, I assume it's because I'm right handed do the left gets more attention. I hate when I leave straggly hairs because then it looks like I have the mange....and then the left is smoother and I can't keep my hands off it... Wanna feel?..... Ugh.... Just saying 😘 
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  Sabasaul wrote: You're the $&@#'d up cat that brought the gerbil and then closed your eyes.Kinky Friedman wrote: I still think I should have pressed charges. Your wife said she was just going to suck on it, not gnaw on it like a rawhide teething toy.Sabasaul wrote: I thought you were missing your left nut. Hmm.The forums are sucking ass again for a change. Big surprise there. So fuck it, I can play this game also. 
 If you had to give up one of your testicles, which one would it be & why did you chose that one?
 Interestingly enough, that is the one I would have chosen if not for this horrid chain of events.
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  How do you spell gerbil anyways, Saba? 
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  Big Jake wrote: I could never figure that out. In case you didn't know, I'm not exactly a cracka jack speller. That's why I just call them "jakes" for short.How do you spell gerbil anyways, Saba? 
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  Sabasaul wrote: Lmao. You hear Jake's a lot around you're place though. Like when she talks about her breasts, the kids, ya know.Big Jake wrote: I could never figure that out. In case you didn't know, I'm not exactly a cracka jack speller. That's why I just call them "jakes" for short.How do you spell gerbil anyways, Saba? 
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  I'll get back to you once I figure out which one tastes better..... 
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  I would keep the left, the right one is no good anyway due to a cheese grating accident as a young man 
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  withered roid monkey assures me you can have both.a pair of socks and all that's missing is the final unveiling,which can be diverted by a display of aggressive posing,lights out and a huge dose the next morning.left and right gone,he just keeps marching on.fortunately seedless 
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  I honestly like the thing hanging in the middle more 
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