Left nut or right nut?
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I don't care which one they take, pisses me off having three, stretches my fuckin sack man...😖
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nicky the blade wrote:
Ew.While we're on the subject of testicles... Did you know that inside your sack your testicles are blue and resemble jelly fish. Think about it...
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Gungrave☣96 wrote:
I'll feel yours if you feel mine. Your tongue has far better touch sensors than your hands.The right.. It's much hairier than the left, I assume it's because I'm right handed do the left gets more attention. I hate when I leave straggly hairs because then it looks like I have the mange....and then the left is smoother and I can't keep my hands off it... Wanna feel?..... Ugh.... Just saying 😘
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I'd choose my middle nut...😳😳😳
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well theyd have to take your stomach to get either of them 😜
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•CANDO• wrote:
It is an expression we use in NL, dunno if it is used elsewhere that means "well obviously you would do that, it makes sense" it can be sarcastic or true.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
•CANDO• wrote:
Like ya would.The left one for being lazy...
The right one gave me twins!😜I'd keep it in a jar though, as a conversation piece.
..."like ya would" what?
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Sabasaul wrote:
I thought you were missing your left nut. Hmm.The forums are sucking ass again for a change. Big surprise there. So fuck it, I can play this game also.
If you had to give up one of your testicles, which one would it be & why did you chose that one? -
Saba, why even ask the question? We all know your wife keeps both in a jar above the fireplace....
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I'm prepubescent, so it wouldn't matter yet........
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Left... I was at Busch gardens today and crushed it on a ride... Still hurts now so that one for sure...
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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Stranger Danger!I'm prepubescent, so it wouldn't matter yet........
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Am I the only one who's noticed a pattern here...
I think Left nuts are bad luck. they always seem to get hit. -
I always seem to lose my left one... So my left one.
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Kinky Friedman wrote:
I still think I should have pressed charges. Your wife said she was just going to suck on it, not gnaw on it like a rawhide teething toy.Sabasaul wrote:
I thought you were missing your left nut. Hmm.The forums are sucking ass again for a change. Big surprise there. So fuck it, I can play this game also.
If you had to give up one of your testicles, which one would it be & why did you chose that one?
Interestingly enough, that is the one I would have chosen if not for this horrid chain of events. -
Left...
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Right nut because the doctors say it doesn't work lol. One of my is useful, the other ones jus there haha.
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࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ wrote:
Got a point ^^^Fizzone wrote:
If you gave away your left nut you would no longer be right nutted... You would be center nutted.I'm rather fond of both of my testicals, but if I had to choose, I'd give up the left one.
Two reasons:
1. the phrase "I'd give my left nut for....."
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2. I'm right nutted. -
I wouldn't want to lose either,I'd lose my spunk pressure,they are that big I could pressure wash my drive when I shoot my load
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⌖🔥Mikey2Times🔥⌖ wrote:
I don't even have a fireplace. Shows how much you really know about me.Saba, why even ask the question? We all know your wife keeps both in a jar above the fireplace....
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Did you know that in the roman empire, in court a man would swear on his testicles.... 😳
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⌖🔥Mikey2Times🔥⌖ wrote:
Bwhahaha good one!Saba, why even ask the question? We all know your wife keeps both in a jar above the fireplace....
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Sabasaul wrote:
Hmmm very true ... Deal lolGungrave☣96 wrote:
I'll feel yours if you feel mine. Your tongue has far better touch sensors than your hands.The right.. It's much hairier than the left, I assume it's because I'm right handed do the left gets more attention. I hate when I leave straggly hairs because then it looks like I have the mange....and then the left is smoother and I can't keep my hands off it... Wanna feel?..... Ugh.... Just saying 😘
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Sabasaul wrote:
You're the $&@#'d up cat that brought the gerbil and then closed your eyes.Kinky Friedman wrote:
I still think I should have pressed charges. Your wife said she was just going to suck on it, not gnaw on it like a rawhide teething toy.Sabasaul wrote:
I thought you were missing your left nut. Hmm.The forums are sucking ass again for a change. Big surprise there. So fuck it, I can play this game also.
If you had to give up one of your testicles, which one would it be & why did you chose that one?
Interestingly enough, that is the one I would have chosen if not for this horrid chain of events. -
How do you spell gerbil anyways, Saba?
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Big Jake wrote:
I could never figure that out. In case you didn't know, I'm not exactly a cracka jack speller. That's why I just call them "jakes" for short.How do you spell gerbil anyways, Saba?
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Sabasaul wrote:
Lmao. You hear Jake's a lot around you're place though. Like when she talks about her breasts, the kids, ya know.Big Jake wrote:
I could never figure that out. In case you didn't know, I'm not exactly a cracka jack speller. That's why I just call them "jakes" for short.How do you spell gerbil anyways, Saba?
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I'll get back to you once I figure out which one tastes better.....
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I would keep the left, the right one is no good anyway due to a cheese grating accident as a young man
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withered roid monkey assures me you can have both.a pair of socks and all that's missing is the final unveiling,which can be diverted by a display of aggressive posing,lights out and a huge dose the next morning.left and right gone,he just keeps marching on.fortunately seedless
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I honestly like the thing hanging in the middle more
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