Doctor Doh
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Fun little thread of things you don't want to hear your doctor say during surgery.
"Is that lung or a tumor?"
"Look it wiggles when I poke it!"
"Hey has anyone seen my contacts?"
"Uh oh...."Post your own. Have some fun!
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She's passed out rite? 👿😨
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Oh shit... Call 911!
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No you idiot not that one!
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Dose this go here
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It's my first day on the job😳
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I like Milk (in Ralph wiggum voice)
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"I need another drink"
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" so wait.. the hip bones connected to the thigh bone... "
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"Hey guys? That Aliens movie wasn't real right?"
"Well the sex change is going nicely" "Uh sir, this wasn't a sex change operation"
"Which one of you idiots left the glitter bag beside the blood bag?"
"Ahh crap my turkey feel in"
"Ahhh crap, call a lawyer. We're gonna have a lawsuit on our hands"
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Do u prefer a thigh or a breast?
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Fell* not feel.
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Oh damn... Nurse what is that?!?!?
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All done! Now weres my scissors..uh oh
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Wad i supost to cut that out?😥😥😥😥
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So what kind of bomb?
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"Hmm there seems to be left over parts..."
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KING ME wrote:
I like this one the best so farOh shit... Call 911!
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DDDD23 wrote:
My personal Fav besides my own of course😉No you idiot not that one!
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What.... The... Fuck...
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"Make sure to grab the good organs"
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How about "Hmmm..... I've never seen THAT before..."
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"oops I did it again" hehe...
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Ah shit...let's get out of here
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Woah..wat..wats that crawling around in there?
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"Don't touch the sides!"
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"Hehe. Poke it again."
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Wait...... I think I know ur wife!
Dammit wrong shot! -
Uuugh..he's not even human!
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Should've went to med school...
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Well, we're done with his stitches... Wait, where'd my cell phone go? *patient's stomach rings* uh oh...
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