Dream jobs?

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Asiangenius Jun 23, 2010

Ok so when you all were little I'm sure you had a dream job... So post what your dream job was then and what it is now!
HOBO KING Jun 23, 2010

To be a pro swimmer and retire at age 30 like most pro swimmers and then make more cash off componys using me to advartize stuff.kinda like Michel felps ecept I wouldent smoke marowana🚬🚬🚬🚬
Nailz was here Jun 23, 2010

Gigolo
El_D3ABL0 Jun 23, 2010

Nailz 6025 wrote:
Gigolo

google
Nailz was here Jun 23, 2010

Google? No. G-I-G-O-L-O...
itchy area Jun 23, 2010

Pork product placer (known as triple-p's in the biz).

Basically they work with hollywood to ensure that pork products are prominent in tv shows, movies, stage plays, amatuer theater in the park etc.

That bacon you see on TV isn't there by magic ya know.
👊4REAL👊 Jun 23, 2010

Nick Job...
Grimjaow Jun 23, 2010

Personal Chef for Kobe Bryant
Asiangenius Jun 23, 2010

👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
To be a pro swimmer and retire at age 30 like most pro swimmers and then make more cash off componys using me to advartize stuff.kinda like Michel felps ecept I wouldent smoke marowana🚬🚬🚬🚬

nice!! I swim for a team and my sisters friends had a meet where Michel practiced and she got a high five from felps!
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Jun 23, 2010

Pro baseball
HOBO KING Jun 23, 2010

Asiangenius wrote:
👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
To be a pro swimmer and retire at age 30 like most pro swimmers and then make more cash off componys using me to advartize stuff.kinda like Michel felps ecept I wouldent smoke marowana🚬🚬🚬🚬

nice!! I swim for a team and my sisters friends had a meet where Michel practiced and she got a high five from felps!
Cool I have a real Michal felps autograph I am not kidding. I got it for 50 bucks at a swim team bidding contest. I bet on it so many times it was close
Johnny O 💃 Jun 23, 2010

I would like to work at Dunkin Donuts or bag groceries. Would you like paper or plastic?
Ldubs (inactiv) Jun 23, 2010

Oooh..I thought this thread was gonna be dirty...I'm leaving now
haha jk
ChainsawCharlie Jun 23, 2010

Johnny O wrote:
I would like to work at Dunkin Donuts or bag groceries. Would you like paper or plastic?

I did the grocery bagging gig for a while. I'd like to do it again. Lots hot soccer moms and bored houswives here...groceries weren't the only thing we bagged. You'd be amazed at how far "would you like some help out to your car?" will get you.
!Kevin  Jun 23, 2010

Professional Poker Player
O-Dogg Jun 23, 2010

Nailz 6025 wrote:
Gigolo

+1.. If not I wanna be in porn, Ron Jeremy is my idol.. I remember bein a lil fat boy n thinkin damn this fatt dudes a nut that could be me.. I lost weight😭 so i dunno what to do?
shaggly razors Jun 23, 2010

I would love to be one of the top fx derivative traders in the world and retire at 32 . Oh whoops sorry already done that .................
ChainsawCharlie Jun 23, 2010

I tried to retire at 35, but I turned out to be a lot healthier than I thought I was, and my life expectancy was greater than anticipated, so I had to go back to work.
shaggly razors Jun 23, 2010

Chainsaw I thought there were only two jobs in Hawaii. Volcanologist and detective ??? Once you found out who stole the magma that's it right ???
shaggly razors Jun 23, 2010

As soon as I typed Hawaii I bet 80 pct of the readers were thinking. Dadadada. Daaaaaaa. Dadadadaaaaaaa
yomama1064 Jun 23, 2010

When i was younger, i wanted to be a power ranger. Now i just want to be a lazy rich guy. Maybe ill win the lottery and not have to work.
Ꭰ/\ᎡK\/AᎠ€Ꭱ Jun 23, 2010

Being Rihanna's personal Trainer, chef, bodyguard, chauffeur, bath water runner, masseuse, manager, dog walker.
Nailz was here Jun 23, 2010

⬆⬆ no. Jessica alba's bath water runner... An masseuse. Not dog walker tho...