Best jokes. (18+). :)

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Dakilla117 Jun 23, 2010

Please put any good jokes in here. Meant to be very bad😏
Dakilla117 Jun 23, 2010

I will start.
One night a little boy had a bad dream so he went to his parents bedroom and knocked on the door. His mom said that he could come sleep with them. Buttttt... He couldn't look under the blankets😏 But being the little curious guy he was. He looked under the covers... And then he exclaimed, "mommy! Mommy! Daddy's parking his car into your garage!!!!!!!
Mr Spot Jun 23, 2010

If thats your best joke its laaame
yomama1064 Jun 23, 2010

Theres a thread with the exact same purpose
!ⒹɘfeᴎdⒶlohA? Jun 23, 2010

someone wrote:
I will start.
One night a little boy had a bad dream so he went to his parents bedroom and knocked on the door. His mom said that he could come sleep with them. Buttttt... He couldn't look under the blankets😏 But being the little curious guy he was. He looked under the covers... And then he exclaimed, "mommy! Mommy! Daddy's parking his car into your garage!!!!!!!

so lame and old.
Nailz was here Jun 23, 2010

I got this exact same thread.... Now I'll show up lol

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
JD Walker Jun 23, 2010

A kids talking to his dad. " dad can i have a motorbike?". Dad replies " no you fucking cant, your not a man yet. You thick as shit!" . Kid cries out " but dad i want a motorbike! ". Dad replies" when your willy touches your bottom you are a man. Then you can have a motorbike." The next morning kid runs to dad. "DAD! MY WILLY TOUCHES MY BOTTOM!" dad replies "GOOD NOW YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!"