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I would say firm but fair
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Lampshade on the head?
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
That's only if he has been in a fight and we don't want him scratching a wound with stitches.Lampshade on the head?
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Hyena wrote:
Naaaa, not harsh enough.Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
That's only if he has been in a fight and we don't want him scratching a wound with stitches.Lampshade on the head?
Terrible!Swap his back legs for two massive Penny Farthing wheels. That should teach him a lesson right proper.
Then we can pimp his wheels when he's calmed down
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I like your style Charlie.Hyena wrote:
Naaaa, not harsh enough.Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
That's only if he has been in a fight and we don't want him scratching a wound with stitches.Lampshade on the head?
Terrible!Swap his back legs for two massive Penny Farthing wheels. That should teach him a lesson right proper.
Then we can pimp his wheels when he's calmed down
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My worry is that he has been fostered by some old lady who'd be lost without him.Even his playful clawing at her oozing eyes would be seen as affection by her.
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Her vagabond nephew would be weighing up the possibility of bringing him along on a begging session to inspire the parting of lolly especially if he could be trained to prance to a little ditty.
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Hmmm... Big caaaaaat?
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I think he's used all his data allowance the silly sod.
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Maybe now he's old enough he's been neutered,had his balls removed and is sulking because he can't penetrate the local female felines or cat blanket.
Or more likely he's got one of those plastic comes over his head and can't see his iproduct -
*cones
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Okay okay, we had the laugh and cried our tears, threw darts at random heads,squatted over rice dishes*, voided into fizzy drinks, flicked dried scabs into a crowded bus.... And you still don't turn up! Mr.Big Cat, enough is enough! Or, are we to do more?
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vishbume wrote:
There, there Vishbume. It's ok. The cat was silly and burnt his download limit. My guess is he will be away for a couple of weeks now.Okay okay, we had the laugh and cried our tears, threw darts at random heads,squatted over rice dishes*, voided into fizzy drinks, flicked dried scabs into a crowded bus.... And you still don't turn up! Mr.Big Cat, enough is enough! Or, are we to do more?
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the cat comes ,tap the saucer,do anything you think that will entice.the best thing,cat comes when you least,or at best ,do not expect.basics gentlemen,and ladies .a pawing at yo neck at 5 in the morn.
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Raymond Babbitt wrote:
Or pawing at your turfs!the cat comes ,tap the saucer,do anything you think that will entice.the best thing,cat comes when you least,or at best ,do not expect.basics gentlemen,and ladies .a pawing at yo neck at 5 in the morn.
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We have a sighting.....
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
👀We have a sighting.....
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
You're absence was much too long BCCharlie Seiga wrote:
👀We have a sighting.....
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He's online lol he's just ignoring this thread haha
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Has anyone checked there wheelie bin or garage and when do we put up signs
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lol I'm hereeeeee u silly billy!He's online lol he's just ignoring this thread haha
Some of us had to do some actual work last couple of days... Major shock to the system
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
So like a cat, slip back in and acting normal without even an apology.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lol I'm hereeeeee u silly billy!He's online lol he's just ignoring this thread haha
Some of us had to do some actual work last couple of days... Major shock to the system
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Terrible news. Hope you have managed to catch up on your sleep!👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lol I'm hereeeeee u silly billy!He's online lol he's just ignoring this thread haha
Some of us had to do some actual work last couple of days... Major shock to the system
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Hyena wrote:
Hahaha 👆Mr Big Cat wrote:
So like a cat, slip back in and acting normal without even an apology.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lol I'm hereeeeee u silly billy!He's online lol he's just ignoring this thread haha
Some of us had to do some actual work last couple of days... Major shock to the system
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