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Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

Layby...

True story... The pussy wagon / muff mobile / pontang panzer has decided enough is enough and to end its missery in a Layby.

Leaving me sitting on my hands awaiting a big old bill to get it recovered and fixed.

Cars a poo 💩💩💩💩
Add: OLSEN Mar 19, 2012

What's a layby? Is it like a creek or something?
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

Add: OLSEN wrote:
What's a layby? Is it like a creek or something?

Ermmmm... On a road u have the little bits that u can pull into and park up. Not sure what you guys across the pond call them...
Hyena Mar 19, 2012

Breakdown bay.
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Breakdown bay.

Thats the job... I have no cover either... Just put in a phone call to my girlfriend and she is bringing her breakdown covered arse over here
Charlie Seiga Mar 19, 2012

Hahaha!!!

If its any help at all, I am looking at two recovery drivers with nowhere else to go.....
Charlie Seiga Mar 19, 2012

Ok now they have gone.

Trying to convince them to go out and retrieve a cat driving a vehicle which I portrayed as some sort of Austin Powers / psychedelic / KISS tour bus was only met with odd looks.....
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

Charlie Seiga wrote:
Hahaha!!!

If its any help at all, I am looking at two recovery drivers with nowhere else to go.....

Haha no Charles... That doesn't help lol
Well annoying, and I am desperate for a piss - there is literally no where to piss here
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 19, 2012

Can't you legally piss up the passenger side of your van? Some odd law like that?
Anyway, tough luck buddy, hopefully your 'bit of fluff' will be there soon!
This is why Monday's suck
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Mar 19, 2012

Cars a poo 💩💩💩💩

That's what you get for driving around in a turd,does it run on boffs (LPG)?
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Can't you legally piss up the passenger side of your van? Some odd law like that?
Anyway, tough luck buddy, hopefully your 'bit of fluff' will be there soon!
This is why Monday's suck

Haha yeh mate, u can piss on the passenger rear wheel legally... I just think its a little too obvious... Busy main road.... Me getting my piss relief on...
ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Mar 19, 2012

Another
Unreliable
Deutsche
Invention
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Mar 19, 2012

Pretty
Unreliable
Shite
Suburban
Yugoslavian

Wheeled
Automobile
Going
Obviously
Nowhere
Nalfaria Mar 19, 2012

There called hard shoulders in Ireland
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

:-( god damn - potential 2 hr wait to get collected.

Wasted Monday
Carl 💔 Johnson Mar 19, 2012

*NO OFFENSE*

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
Hyena Mar 19, 2012

carl johnson wrote:
*NO OFFENSE*

Poor
Old
Neighbour
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

I think that's better.
car doc Mar 19, 2012

Fuckin
Owner
Real
Dumb

Killed
In
Action

Found
On
Road
Dead
hamtexman Mar 19, 2012

Fucked
On
Race
Day

Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily

Fucking
Ol
Rebuilt
Dodge
Trοϱϱψ  Mar 19, 2012

Hyena wrote:
carl johnson wrote:
*NO OFFENSE*

Poor
Old
Neighbour
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

I think that's better.
better for 2 year olds.
i for one liked it the first way
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 19, 2012

It's called a truck stop here. (by the way, what you Yankees call a tractor, we call a truck. A tractor drives around paddocks [fields] pulling a plow.)
if it's a really small pull-over-spot, it's a lookout (when on a hillside) or a wide shoulder (anywhere else).
😳 damn! This post has too many variations of names lol.
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 19, 2012

Do we need a thread on British/us/Australian variations on everything? And what about Canadians? Lump them in with the Americans or do we need a Canadian translation too?
randombloke Mar 19, 2012

Change the title of the thread to 'help... I'm a TW celebrity... Get me out of here!!'
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 19, 2012

Might have to eat donkey balls or something then
😱
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

randombloke wrote:
Change the title of the thread to 'help... I'm a TW celebrity... Get me out of here!!'

Lol ...
Help, I'm RandomBlokes number one TW fan.... Get me ouuuuutttttttaaaaaa hereeee!!!
Mr Big Cat Mar 19, 2012

Good news, car has been patched up and thus far the cost (other than time) has been nothing :-)

Sourced a car of a mate I can use for a day or two while another mate does the work hopefully saving me some pennies!!! Although a terrible start to the week it could have been a hell of a lot worse!!!!!
⚔♛ᏦįℵᏳᎯℜϮℌųℜ♛⚔ Mar 19, 2012

💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Pretty
Unreliable
Shite
Suburban
Yugoslavian

Wheeled
Automobile
Going
Obviously
Nowhere

Lol
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Mar 19, 2012

Some
Mutts
Are
Really
To

Constipated
And
Really
Stupid
ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Mar 19, 2012

YOU wrote:
Another
Unreliable
Deutsche
Invention

I wrote this because he drives an Audi lol.
So all the others are irrelevant