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I'm so fat, I occupy half of Turf Wars!
I'm so fat, ever since I ce around, they've been calling Mr.Big Cat, Mr.Regular Cat.
I'm so fat, my doctor says, I'm at high risk of getting Diabetes.
I'm so fat, my doctor says, if I keep this up, I'll have to go into surgery.
I'm so fat, my name on an iPhone game is Fat Raymond!
I get offended by many things, but getting called fat, is not one of them! -
Your so fat you leave footprints in concrete
Your so fat you show up on radar
Your so fat when you stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."Was I supposed to make fat jokes about you or me?
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creeper nate wrote:
Yourself, DAH!Your so fat you leave footprints in concrete
Your so fat you show up on radar
Your so fat when you stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."Was I supposed to make fat jokes about you or me?
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YOU wrote:
Or me, if you really want to!creeper nate wrote:
Yourself, DAH!Your so fat you leave footprints in concrete
Your so fat you show up on radar
Your so fat when you stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."Was I supposed to make fat jokes about you or me?
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Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out. -
creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Fat Raymond wrote:
Better?creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
Your mama so fat that She have her own area code
Your mama so fat She play hopscotch with the states
Your moma so fat she broke her leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Fat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
creeper nate wrote:
No! My momma's not fat! I'm FAT, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......Fat Raymond wrote:
Better?creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
Your mama so fat that She have her own area code
Your mama so fat She play hopscotch with the states
Your moma so fat she broke her leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Lol angry fat people amuse me. 😏
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Add RaiKou wrote:
Go fuck a cow!Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Fat Raymond wrote:
Go eat one!Add RaiKou wrote:
Go fuck a cow!Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Add RaiKou wrote:
Be quite you two, he obviously will eat both of you.Fat Raymond wrote:
Go eat one!Add RaiKou wrote:
Go fuck a cow!Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Fat Raymond wrote:
🐮🚶🐮Add RaiKou wrote:
Go fuck a cow!Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry.......🎉 Two cows 1 man = Party 🎉
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Ooo geez. That's all he know how to say.
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Add RaiKou wrote:
Take all the Twix and Snickers you want but noones gonna' lay a finger on my Butterfinger!!!Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
LuckyNadez wrote:
Reese's rules all.Add RaiKou wrote:
Take all the Twix and Snickers you want but noones gonna' lay a finger on my Butterfinger!!!Fat Raymond wrote:
Well I'm not giving you any of my twix so guess ur gonna have to starve to death fatty 😜Add RaiKou wrote:
I don't like snickers. Twix or GTFOFat Raymond wrote:
Go eat some snickers...factories.creeper nate wrote:
If you're not fat, then what's the point!!!!!!Oh I'm not fat though 😔
But I'm so fat NASA satellites orbit me
I'm so fat that I have my own area code
I'm so fat I play hopscotch with the states
I'm so fat I broke my leg and gravey poured out.
Sorry, I'm cranky, when I'm hungry....... -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
😱Reese's rules all.
Carmello's are the king of candy bars 😉 -
Not fat at all. Bmi of 17....
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I'm so phat, I drink microbrews in hipster gear.
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I'm so fat, I weigh all of 95 POUNDS HOLY SHIT
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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Lol I hope not... I'm tiny trying to gain weight and your a man that weighs 95???? 98 here, but you really need a big mac lolI'm so fat, I weigh all of 95 POUNDS HOLY SHIT
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I can never put weight on,I could eat a bucket of lard and still have only 3% body fat.....nah nah nah
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I no fat, I got a six pack!!
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Train hard or go home 👊💪
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
I just have a slow metabolism.....I can never put weight on,I could eat a bucket of lard and still have only 3% body fat.....nah nah nah
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Fat Raymond wrote:
He's just big boned💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
I just have a slow metabolism.....I can never put weight on,I could eat a bucket of lard and still have only 3% body fat.....nah nah nah
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creeper nate wrote:
He's just fat. 😜Fat Raymond wrote:
He's just big boned💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
I just have a slow metabolism.....I can never put weight on,I could eat a bucket of lard and still have only 3% body fat.....nah nah nah
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Your so fat, when you were an astronaut, the shuttle couldn't get off the ground.
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