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That wasn't there when you fell asleep? I woke up to eminem playing through my head phones which weren't in originally.....
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I woke up. To 3 spiders. On my face. They weren't there when i fell asleep...
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I've woken up upsidedown, on the floor and I've walked in my sleep.
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Depends on how much I drank the night before....
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Your mom
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I woke up curled up under my mattress across the room from my bed. My sheets and pillow were downstairs and my couch was pulled out from the wall.
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Regrets 😉
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Sleep paralysis
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Tough Guy46 wrote:
Regrets 😉
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I woke up standing at the end of my driveway, facing my house at 3:30am once. I was fully dressed, and I seemed to have showered since my hair was slightly damp. I had fallen asleep while reading in bed since the book was folded neatly on the covers where my lap would be.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
... LIES!Your mom
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The sprinkler spraying me in ma face cuz my idiot friends decided to move me to the lawn for the night. Haven't snored since
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Chuck norris
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The smell of cinnamon rolls.
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My favorite horse's head under my sheets
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A broken window. Both my windows in my room cracked because it was really cold one day and the windiwframe was made wrong.
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I woke up on the kitchen table with plastic cups and glass everywhere before.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
No you didn't, she's a saint! 😠Your mom
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Degradable Z wrote:
I have had this. It is the weirdest feeling.Sleep paralysis
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When I was very young I sleep walked. I shared a room with my sister (I was 5 and she was 3).
I woke up to my hand in her vomit as she had thrown up in her sleep and I had climbed on her bed whilst sleepwalking.
Cured my sleepwalking though.
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ADD 👉NAP👈 🍻 wrote:
Tough Guy46 wrote:
Regrets 😉
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Face down on the floor.
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In jail
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ZRAYGO wrote:
DAMNIT!!! You beat me to it😏Your mom
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Woke up with piss all over my bed... Wasn't there when I went to sleep.
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I woke up in an empty house I didn't recognize. Wearing clothes that weren't mine, all soaking wet. I didn't recognize any of the portraits on the walls. It was in Fargo, ND, about 30 miles from where I was supposed to be staying, with no car. Needless to say, I had a bit too much to drink the night before.
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tonytlj wrote:
Did the owner wonder why u were in their house with their clothes????I woke up in an empty house I didn't recognize. Wearing clothes that weren't mine, all soaking wet. I didn't recognize any of the portraits on the walls. It was in Fargo, ND, about 30 miles from where I was supposed to be staying, with no car. Needless to say, I had a bit too much to drink the night before.
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ADD: GTR36 wrote:
I know, You can't move and you're forced to look at these demonic symbols and creatures. It's some wierd shit I tell ya'z.Degradable Z wrote:
I have had this. It is the weirdest feeling.Sleep paralysis
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Chuck иorris wrote:
I left before anyone got back lol. As soon as I realized it wasn't anywhere I was supposed to be I got the hell outta there.tonytlj wrote:
Did the owner wonder why u were in their house with their clothes????I woke up in an empty house I didn't recognize. Wearing clothes that weren't mine, all soaking wet. I didn't recognize any of the portraits on the walls. It was in Fargo, ND, about 30 miles from where I was supposed to be staying, with no car. Needless to say, I had a bit too much to drink the night before.
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Woke up beat to shit with holes in all of my clothes...
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Hyena wrote:
That reminded me of the time I saved my family from dying in their sleep!When I was very young I sleep walked. I shared a room with my sister (I was 5 and she was 3).
I woke up to my hand in her vomit as she had thrown up in her sleep and I had climbed on her bed whilst sleepwalking.
Cured my sleepwalking though.
My family and I were at our cabin on an island on Rainy Lake, Ontario when I was a kid. Our cabin had a 1950s gas fridge from when they bought the place.
One night I woke up vomiting. The noise woke up my parents who came to check on me. After telling them I was sick I passed out midsentance.
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