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TheDoctor42 Mar 19, 2012

This is the story of the 3 little noobs

Once upon a time there were 3 little noobs... The first noob built his turf and defended it with grenades. The second noob built his turf and defended it with AK's. The third noob built his turf and defended it with luparas. Then one day the big bad Vet came to visit the first noobs turf he sent him a pm which said "little noob little noob let me take your turf." The noob wrote on his own wall "not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." So then the big bad Vet huffed and puffed and then took all the noobs turf and made him reset. Then the big bad Vet went to the next little noobs turf and pm'ed him and said "little noob little noob let me have your turf." This noob was a little wiser and older so he wrote on the Vets wall "not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." then the big bad vet Huff and he puffed and he took all of the noobs turf and made him reset.
TheDoctor42 Mar 19, 2012

Then big bad Vet went to the last noob and pm'ed him "Hey little noob I want some of your turf." this noob was a little wiser and older and he pm'ed the Vet back and said "sure how much would you like?" the big bad Vet said "as many as I can take." and since this noob knew he couldn't stop the big mean old Vet he decided not to whine about the vet taking his turf and just built more. Because the noob didn't whine about losing some turf the big mean Vet shared his spoils with the noob and made the little noob some flowers to help him in his endeavors. And they played TurfWars happily ever after.
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Moral of the story: No use crying over a little turf. So play the game and build some more.
Thanks for reading my story.
Mystery Mar 19, 2012

Good story!! 👍👍
ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Mar 19, 2012

👏👏👏
XenaXIV Mar 19, 2012

👏👏👏 well done. Ppl like the first give us n00bs a bad name.
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 19, 2012

I have a tear in my eye.....
GRΛVΞ Mar 19, 2012

The Doctor is In. Good theme...
Witches Sabbath Mar 19, 2012

Bravo! Bravo! 👏👏👏
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 Mar 19, 2012

👏👏👏👏👏👏
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Mar 19, 2012

Cute!
car doc Mar 19, 2012

👏👏👏👏👏
Angrybear Mar 19, 2012

That was awesome
Mafia⌖Mõƒõ Mar 19, 2012

👍👋👋👋👍
J-ones Mar 19, 2012

I dont get it .... Jk great story!!
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Mar 19, 2012

Omg that was amazing... I think i'm gonna cry!
Hyena Mar 19, 2012

Can you do another, maybe Little Red Riding Hood with Varden 2.0 as little red?

Great story.
BadassGhost Mar 19, 2012

How it really happened:

Once upon a time there were 3 little noobs. The first noob defended with grenades. The second noob was smarter and less nooby, so he defended with Ak-47's. The 3rd noob was smart and cunning; he defended with lapuras. One day a big, evil, Vet with 45k mob and with no rl Social Life comes to the 1st noob's wall. He pm's him saying "little noob, little noob, let me take all your turf". The noob responded "in your dreAms, dick!" the Vet-with-no-life comes and caps all of the noob's turfs. Then the Vet goes to the 2nd noobs wall and pm's him saying "little noob, little noob, watch me take all your turf and ruin the game for you and everyone else for no particular reason cuz i could easily build the turf or steal it from a non-noob instead". The 2nd noob responds "yeah right dumbass, go ahead and try.". The evil Vet caps all his turf and moves on to the 3rd noob. He pm's the noob saying
BadassGhost Mar 19, 2012

"im gonna cap all your turf and i dont give a sh** that im ruining the game for new players and preventing Turf Wars from having a lot of active players". Before waiting for a response, the evil Vet caps all of the noob's turfs. Weeks later, the 3 noobs each have over 20k mob. They form a gigantic vendetta against the Vet and make him reset for being an assh***.

THE END
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Mar 19, 2012

pfft, that would never happen 😏
BadassGhost Mar 19, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
pfft, that would never happen 😏

(cough) u didnt do it to me (cough) 😏
BadassGhost Mar 19, 2012

Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
BadassGhost wrote:
...They form a gigantic vendetta against the Vet and make him reset for being an assh***.

THE END

1. Why did you block hole and not ass? That's like saying ****erfucker, dickw*d, fuckf*ace, or s** *f * bitch. No effectiveness whatsoever.
2. Don't let me pass you in mob. I reset about a week ago.

3. I like the original story better. 👍👍

@ 1. True..
@ 2, dont worry, i wont.
@ 3. Lies! Lies!
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Mar 19, 2012

BadassGhost wrote:
Add RaiKou wrote:
pfft, that would never happen 😏

(cough) u didnt do it to me (cough) 😏
Haha no I wasn't claiming that.
TheDoctor42 Mar 19, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Can you do another, maybe Little Red Riding Hood with Varden 2.0 as little red?

Great story.

I could try may have to give me a little bit to come up with a couple more lol.
🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 Mar 19, 2012

👏 👏 👏

:Bowing:
TheDoctor42 Mar 19, 2012

🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
👏 👏 👏

:Bowing:

Thank you. No need to bow lol.
Ꭱ3V Mar 19, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
pfft, that would never happen 😏

Both stories sound plausible IMO.
Johnny O 💃 Mar 19, 2012

Outstanding 👏👏