Hello, my name is Mr Big Cat...
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I think that MrBC might be out for the count. Bit too much rum?
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Haha cheers Charlie mate been a long time but I'm bak to annoy again 👍👍👍
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Hahaha no no... I continue in quest of drinking.
I have mad munch on. I need pizza!!
How awesome is it to see a post fro Exile!! What a legend
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head -
If I get a post from Reaper on here I will have collected a lot of my TW favs in one thread
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There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! -
Ooooooo arrrrrrrrrrr
Things that rum does.... Though I thought today was all about Guinness -
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Nahhhhh sod that. I'd rather be a pirate ... GaaaaahhhhhOoooooo arrrrrrrrrrr
Things that rum does.... Though I thought today was all about Guinness -
Or a pirates cat......meowwwwwwaaaaaarg
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Big cat you are the legend and now the forum saviour
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o€X!L€o wrote:
I also believe in mr bc to save our forums. 🙌 hail the big cat!!Big cat you are the legend and now the forum saviour
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I always thought you'd be a bit more "Puss in Boots" off of Shrek instead of a pirate.Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Nahhhhh sod that. I'd rather be a pirate ... GaaaaahhhhhOoooooo arrrrrrrrrrr
Things that rum does.... Though I thought today was all about GuinnessMainly as I can't think of a pirate based feline.
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I have always had a question for cats who drink. My question is when you throw up after drinking to much do you eat your sick. And if you don't I think you should try its like food drenched with alcohol.
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No they are only sick after eating grass,alcohol doesn't affect felines.....the masters of hangovers
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Thought of one - Alfonso the Cat. He was a pirate.
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
He might eat his mates sick 👍👎No they are only sick after eating grass,alcohol doesn't affect felines.....the masters of hangovers
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I was gonna reply to this a few hours ago but I was takin a nap 😜
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o€X!L€o wrote:
This statement from Ex sums it up! A TW legend and a forum god!Big cat you are the legend and now the forum saviour
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🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
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Bed is gooooood
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Already!?!?!? Tisk tisk
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Yup. Never too early for sleepAlready!?!?!? Tisk tisk
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BC I shall down a Bacardi n coke in your honour in a mo once I've finished this potato juice. I was hoping a Mess chip in might have happened but me thinks he reserves his verbal guile to correct those he believes need correcting... 🐺
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
The yawn calls the cat💤💤Queen Nicole wrote:
Yup. Never too early for sleepAlready!?!?!? Tisk tisk
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I have nap and alcohol in my name I think I win the cool cat points. Just sayin
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
What about me, eh? Tsk you're forgetting your good friend and fellow drunk (me). Speaking of drunk, or drink, it's beer for me these days. I used to be a true scotch whiskey man, but had one too many bad experiences with a litre of the stuff sloshing around in my guts. Lol.If I get a post from Reaper on here I will have collected a lot of my TW favs in one thread
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Yaaawwwnnnnn
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Mr Flinders Cat was the first cat to circumnavigate Australia. Was he a relative of yours? A much celebrated hero who has his statue outside the NSW state library for all who honor cats to appreciate.
Whilst I always keep rum and bourbon for visitors, my drink of choice is the water of life. Preferably single malt 18 years and from the highlands.
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Wow ..... Even drunk I manage to get a 50+ thread lol
U lot are gluttons for punishment when it comes to my Jive talk
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Well you're a lot more interesting listening to you drunk than what 90% of the other posters start.Wow ..... Even drunk I manage to get a 50+ thread lol
U lot are gluttons for punishment when it comes to my Jive talk
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