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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hilarious!AlwaysG wrote:
When AlwaysG was born, her mother was disappointed at the lack of hair on her head.I'd love someone to do me...... Yup, that is what I said!
Now, most babies don't have much hair at birth, but AlwaysG's mother was high on pain killers, and decided that this little girl was defective.
As a result, when she too her baby home, AlwaysG's mother rarely fed her, neglecting her in many ways every day.
AlwaysG is a smart girl: her name symbolises the fact that she never grew in stature to more than a seven year old - G being the seventh letter of the alphabet.
The only problem is, AlwaysG believes with all of her heart that she is a boy. -
I will never give my secret away
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ:Hmm..why not. Give it a shot, turfa.
French born and bred, ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ, or Bella, as she used to be called, always wished she could visit Italy and see the thirteenth natural wonder of the world: an island shaped like a pizza, located in a small lake in central-Eastern Italy.
When she finally got a chance to visit the country, she was stunned to find out that the island was actually not an island like all the photos made it look: it really was a floating pizza!
In reverence, Bella kneeled down to worship, and as she did so, a great, cheesy voice came from the pizza. It said,
"Your trials and suffering has not stopped you in all your travels. Though you were beset on every side by temptation and wonderful scenery, you never stopped until you reached me. I hereby bless you for your diligence: your name shall be ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ, and you shall be the mother of a pizza loving nation."
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Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™:Tell me a bit about myself please sir.
Here comes the story of Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™, told as he told it to me.
"I was about sixteen when I found Turf Wars. It seemed like a fairly cool game, and before long I was playing for several hours a day. At first, I went by the name 'тнат эау эцу', but I got sick of people calling me gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay!"The interview was stopped here. The poor guy dissolved into sobbing for several hours.
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Ladies and gentlemen:
A little feedback goes a long way! I like posting these analysis', but I also like hearing whether they're pathetic or brilliant (on a post-to-post basis). Makes it easier for me to know what people find funny, and what people want to wring my neck for! So please, quote and laugh, or quote and call out.
Cheers! 😄👍✌ -
I'm impressed with your tenacity. I let my thread die after 2 days. It takes a lot of effort, and I am enjoying this thread.
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Hyena wrote:
Haha cheers, fellow Aussie dude 😉👍I'm impressed with your tenacity. I let my thread die after 2 days. It takes a lot of effort, and I am enjoying this thread.
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This is cool. SkysTheLimit is still waiting. I'll give it to her. These are cool
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whette fartze wrote:
Ha! Funny!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Close, 17 and my mommy gives me a hug every day before i go to school so I have been touched by a woman thank you.whette fartze wrote:
Whette fartze:Whette fartze?
Whette fartze is a wannabe comedian. He regards himself as funny, and likes to crack repulsive fart jokes. Likely between the ages of twelve and fifteen, he has yet to experience a woman's touch in his life, and the only alcohol he's tried is Strongbows Original Cider.
It was during a LAN party with several friends that he coined the name 'Whette fartze', and has used it ever since as a nerdy, mildly cool screename. -
RockCandy wrote:
Haha thank you. Ive been having a rough day and reading that made me laugh. Lol.whette fartze wrote:
Ha! Funny!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Close, 17 and my mommy gives me a hug every day before i go to school so I have been touched by a woman thank you.whette fartze wrote:
Whette fartze:Whette fartze?
Whette fartze is a wannabe comedian. He regards himself as funny, and likes to crack repulsive fart jokes. Likely between the ages of twelve and fifteen, he has yet to experience a woman's touch in his life, and the only alcohol he's tried is Strongbows Original Cider.
It was during a LAN party with several friends that he coined the name 'Whette fartze', and has used it ever since as a nerdy, mildly cool screename. -
Alright after reading all 9 pages of name analysis, jokes and trolls I would like to see what you got for me.
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TheDoctor42 wrote:
Nuthin now. I'm drunk 😹Alright after reading all 9 pages of name analysis, jokes and trolls I would like to see what you got for me.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Funny. 😂 But I'm not gay!!! 😡😡 And did you drug me?!?!? I don't remember this interview. 😠😳😖😖Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™:Tell me a bit about myself please sir.
Here comes the story of Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™, told as he told it to me.
"I was about sixteen when I found Turf Wars. It seemed like a fairly cool game, and before long I was playing for several hours a day. At first, I went by the name 'тнат эау эцу', but I got sick of people calling me gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay!"The interview was stopped here. The poor guy dissolved into sobbing for several hours.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠: This is a tenacious, hardworking, stuburn, patient, caring, introvert, who's closest brush with his extrovert side has been in the private confines of his comfortable home. Producing clever and inspiring virtual analysis of others has given him the voice so rarely heard in the real world. You may still find him out and about appeasing his "friends" sitting with his back to the wall drinking himself into a stupor in an attempt to fein conformity. His TW life began many moons ago. This is only but one of his many personas. While sitting back sipping at his drink and lighting up one more, logic takes over the creativity and his current name is to inspire lost nostalgic feelings he once had for this TW environment.
;) What do you think?
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p.s. I come back to this thread constantly awaiting the next post. Thank you for the entertainment.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Heh. Thanks.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ:Hmm..why not. Give it a shot, turfa.
French born and bred, ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ, or Bella, as she used to be called, always wished she could visit Italy and see the thirteenth natural wonder of the world: an island shaped like a pizza, located in a small lake in central-Eastern Italy.
When she finally got a chance to visit the country, she was stunned to find out that the island was actually not an island like all the photos made it look: it really was a floating pizza!
In reverence, Bella kneeled down to worship, and as she did so, a great, cheesy voice came from the pizza. It said,
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bhahahah! Turfa, we have just installed a gigolo wing in the engine room of the bus in your honor! Good work sir, welcome aboard. Hand the jizzmop over to view bleed and I'll show you to your new office!Ladies and gentlemen:
A little feedback goes a long way! I like posting these analysis', but I also like hearing whether they're pathetic or brilliant (on a post-to-post basis). Makes it easier for me to know what people find funny, and what people want to wring my neck for! So please, quote and laugh, or quote and call out.
Cheers! 😄👍✌ -
mr71vwbus wrote:
Yeah! Where's the closest "stop"?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Bhahahah! Turfa, we have just installed a gigolo wing in the engine room of the bus in your honor! Good work sir, welcome aboard. Hand the jizzmop over to view bleed and I'll show you to your new office!Ladies and gentlemen:
A little feedback goes a long way! I like posting these analysis', but I also like hearing whether they're pathetic or brilliant (on a post-to-post basis). Makes it easier for me to know what people find funny, and what people want to wring my neck for! So please, quote and laugh, or quote and call out.
Cheers! 😄👍✌ -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Haha lovin the thread bro 👍👍Ladies and gentlemen:
A little feedback goes a long way! I like posting these analysis', but I also like hearing whether they're pathetic or brilliant (on a post-to-post basis). Makes it easier for me to know what people find funny, and what people want to wring my neck for! So please, quote and laugh, or quote and call out.
Cheers! 😄👍✌ -
Try me turfa!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Outstanding hahaha!!⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:
⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖:Go for it
Dare I mention haircuts?just kidding.
⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ was a top member of MI6 for five years before an assignment to Hawaii in 2008.
Unfortunately for him, corrupt government officials had been planning to send him to his death. Apparently one politician's 20 year old son wanted ⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖'s job.
⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ just about burnt Hawaii to the ground in his five day long private war: surviving multiple firefights with previously unknown gruella warfighters, once whilst saving a puppy who had a broken leg.
After he'd killed the army opposing him, he found classified intelligence regarding his own murder, and decided to quit MI6 in favour of the bars and ladies to be found all over the island.Are you envious of your virtual self's life, Johnny O? I am. 😜
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Ok go I'm next plz.
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I commented on page 5... You never did me😭😭
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What about me
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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Me neither😭😭I commented on page 5... You never did me😭😭
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Just finished all 9 pages & this has got to be one of my favorite threads ever! When you wake up, get off work or sober up I would like to see an analysis of my name. Thank you kind turfa.
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Very amusing Turfa!
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Haha, jut finished lowering my turfs to 85 influence, would like to say these are amazing! Hope you keep it going.
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YOU wrote:
Just not jus 😡Haha, jut finished lowering my turfs to 85 influence, would like to say these are amazing! Hope you keep it going.
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Me, me, me. Do me!!
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