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Zenyoul wrote:
I like itИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD, I am getting good at this, so hold on.
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD was a hybrid born from a guy who got a little too social with a raven (sound impossible, I know). So he became a raven like man, often holding onto power lines for dear life. He could not find a proper diet to fit both the needs of a raven and a human, and often looked half dead, just skin hanging on bones. He was rejected by modern society, so he flew to the center of death valley, where he was bleached by the sun, adding to his skeleton like persona. He then turned to the internet for refuge, where no one could see his appearance. He picked his username, hinting at his hybrid nature, and putting in a skeleton for an accurate impression of his looks.
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2 for 2!
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Zebulon Pike: Often called Pike for short, Zebulon Pike was raised in a somewhat dysfunctional home out in the middle of the woods. He was conceived under the usage of three different forms of birth control—they *really* didn't want a child—but somehow came to be anyway. Unable to come up with a name for their unwanted son, the Pikes named their child Zebulon (which means a male given name). Instead of giving Pike up for adoption as unwilling parents should, his parents kept him solely for the tax benefits that come with having a child. That and the fact that they were actually fugitives on the run, and were too nervous to leave their secluded home.
As the boy grew, his parents began sending him out to do their dirty work, seeing him more as an unpaid employee than a child or son. Even at the young age of 5, Pike was sent to steal people's purses, pickpocket passersby, and just scheme in general. To him, these practices were normal, and he knew no other way of life. -
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Me too lol. 👍Zenyoul wrote:
I like itИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD, I am getting good at this, so hold on.
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD was a hybrid born from a guy who got a little too social with a raven (sound impossible, I know). So he became a raven like man, often holding onto power lines for dear life. He could not find a proper diet to fit both the needs of a raven and a human, and often looked half dead, just skin hanging on bones. He was rejected by modern society, so he flew to the center of death valley, where he was bleached by the sun, adding to his skeleton like persona. He then turned to the internet for refuge, where no one could see his appearance. He picked his username, hinting at his hybrid nature, and putting in a skeleton for an accurate impression of his looks.
Alright ... Time for me to go back to page 3 and do a few more analys' lol -
When Pike was just 11, he returned to his home only to find it burning and surrounded by an angry, vicious mob. It was a group of many that the Pikes had taken advantage of, and they had started the blaze with Zebulon's parents still inside. Unfortunately, both were killed, but since Pike was just a boy, the townspeople allowed him to live freely, but under watch.
He was sent to live with the local sheriff, who lived only with his loving wife. The young, childless couple were one of the best all-around people to grace this earth, and during this time Pike learned a new way of life, where he didn't have to pilfer or thieve! He found himself content with the new ways he had learned, and the sheriff and his wife began to think of Pike as their son. -
However, nothing good ever lasts for long. Pike's adoptive father was killed one day while in pursuit of a drug dealer, and his wife died soon after from an affliction she'd been having a long battle with. Pike was 18 at this time. With no family left, and no friends to turn to, Pike was left with nothing but his house and his parents' inheritance. Pike became angry; angry at the criminals that had caused his father's death, angry at the doctors who couldn't save his mother, and angry at the people that had locked his birth parents inside a burning house. His fury grew so uncontrollable, so terrible, that Pike could no longer keep that much vehemence within him. It had to go somewhere, he had to channel it, and somehow the memories of his old way of life seemed to resurface with a very attractive appeal.
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So finally, one night when Pike thought he would certainly explode if he didn't take some sort of action to funnel all that rage, he left his house in the middle of the night with one goal on his mind. And he would make sure he succeeded, if it was the last thing he did.
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He bought an aquarium, where he pensively studied the colorful fish every day, thanking God and the Almighty Lord Jesus for saving his damned soul before it was too late.
Then he came across Turf Wars while perusing the app store, and, being the honest gentleman he is, used his real name as his screen name. He personally apologizes to each person he attacks for leveling up purposes and explains the circumstances, because he feels genuinely terrible about putting others down.
♥Twist at the end, right? Hope you liked it!
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I'm still waiting for my analysis... I think I was skipped a while ago..😿
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
Zebulon Pike:Does the master of the house have time for mwa?
Zebulon Pike, direct descendentant of Zebulon Pike, is a soldier with a passion for exploring. He loves bushwalking, and often wanders off alone whilst not doing drills etc at base camp. While he's a nice guy, he doesn't fit in too well in modern society, owing to his old fashioned clothing. He is smart, and has advanced through the ranks rapidly over the several years since joining up.
If his ancestor's luck still holds true in the family, this guy will be killed in a battle one day. -
Can I get mine?
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Wow. Alot of time effort put into this thread. Nice work! Can you try me? (it's kinda hard. I am just a number. 🙍)
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Ugh I give up. Just keep getting skipped. Going to cry in this corner 😢
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Does ANYBODY realize how many requests there are??? A few people (myself included) are trying to help out, but AddTurfa is waaay back in the pages, so we're trying not to overlap and do the same people. Sorry to those getting skipped, but it's nothing to get upset or mad about. If you want your chances to go up, maybe try helping out, or sending a specific person a request. And most people lead lives more often than they're turf warring, so everyone's busy, too.
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I would really love it if it is not too much to ask and if you had time to to do my name please!!!!!!!!
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Sweet I got three! Thanks guys, I thought they were funny!
*insert me gusta meme*
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If Add Turfa likes my analysis, that's like an extra 20 points, right?
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So.....I've been following this thread for some time now......
So, go ahead, have at it, I'm interested
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Evanescense, I am like the rain man for this now, so I got this.
Evanescense was born into an average family and grew to e an average boy. But what was not average about Evanescense was that he abruptly stopped growing when he was in adolESCENSE. Doctors puzzled over this, but the answer came to a doctor Evan's, who diagnosed him with a new type of Benjaminbuttonitus, which he called Evanescense. To this day, Evanescense has been an adolescent for 50-70 years, he stopped counting after a while. He coined the username Evanescence because of his rare condition.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
In America, we spell analyzing with a 'z'. You are from somewhere other than America.ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
LMAO!! ShadowAngel - you now have my job of analysing!! 😹😹
Either UK, France, Australia or somewhere in Europe. -
YOU wrote:
I haven't looked at your turf yet.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
In America, we spell analyzing with a 'z'. You are from somewhere other than America.ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
LMAO!! ShadowAngel - you now have my job of analysing!! 😹😹
Either UK, France, Australia or somewhere in Europe. -
Nice. But you missed me twice.😭😭
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4⃣2⃣4⃣2⃣. I'd like a ticket for my place in line. Thanks!
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I'll take an analysis from anyone! I reserve my place in line.
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Do me please
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Staanky wrote:
That's what she said - so I said ok. 😜Do me please
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This sounds fun
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Zenyoul wrote:
Pretty good! Thanks!!!Evanescense, I am like the rain man for this now, so I got this.
Evanescense was born into an average family and grew to e an average boy. But what was not average about Evanescense was that he abruptly stopped growing when he was in adolESCENSE. Doctors puzzled over this, but the answer came to a doctor Evan's, who diagnosed him with a new type of Benjaminbuttonitus, which he called Evanescense. To this day, Evanescense has been an adolescent for 50-70 years, he stopped counting after a while. He coined the username Evanescence because of his rare condition.
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3 for 3 + 2!
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Zenyoul wrote:
What?3 for 3 + 2!
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