💋Midnight Confessions💋
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Post all confessions here!
Please keep it mature, nobody cares if you passed gas at the dinner table, or any stupid shit like that. -
😳 I killed a man.
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Under my clothes, I'm naked 😉 aren't I dirty?
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
A left thumb. What's that like?😳 I killed a man.
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ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
A left thumb. What's that like?😳 I killed a man.
👍👈 with this thumbHe died of a broken heart I assume.
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When I was younger, I got a guy fired from work because he kissed my girlfriend at the time
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I put things where they aren't supposed to be...
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Like my clothes are on the floor and so are my folders and sports illustrated and my book bag and everything else in my room pretty much.
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I took the cookie from the cookie jar!! It was me!!😰😰😰😰😭😭😭
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the_turf_lord wrote:
That's so bad I'm telling i'm telling on you!!!I took the cookie from the cookie jar!! It was me!!😰😰😰😰😭😭😭
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the_turf_lord wrote:
Lmao it's ok I think we have all been there and done that, the question is did you pour a glass of milf to go with the cookie 😱oh I know I didn't, actually I did, I said milf!I took the cookie from the cookie jar!! It was me!!😰😰😰😰😭😭😭
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master justin wrote:
the_turf_lord wrote:
That's so bad I'm telling i'm telling on you!!!I took the cookie from the cookie jar!! It was me!!😰😰😰😰😭😭😭
Who me? Couldn't be. Then who?
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I shot the sherif
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I Did It!!! I let the dogs out!
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Last year, May 22nd, I broke into the local bait and tackle shop, stole 2 fifths of Black Velvet liquor, went back to a barn party my friends were having, got totally wasted and smoked some weird new shit, and fucked one of the girls in the hay.
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VitoRitz wrote:
You shot himI shot the sherif
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A͜ϻєʀɪcƞϻɑғɪɑ wrote:
😜Montę Çristo wrote:
That's my add sorry I read it wrong lolI Did It!!! I let the dogs out!
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I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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warmachine6667 wrote:
😱😱😱I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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warmachine6667 wrote:
Your the Comedian?!I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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Jon Allen wrote:
Omg I laughed soooo fucking hard when i read thisUnder my clothes, I'm naked 😉 aren't I dirty?
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I broke into a house for sale and partied with my bf at the time and neighbors. They destroyed the place. I felt bad so I was going to go clean up the next night but unfortunately there was a house showing that morning. Got pulled out of lunch in my cheerleading uniform to get fingerprinted but got away with it because I didn't drink beer and that's the only thing they fingerprinted... Shhhhh don't tell 😉 gotta love The old Highschool years haha
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I just had dirty thoughts about Queen Nicole in a cheerleader outfit!!! 😁
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I'm dead
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Right now..... At this moment ........while I'm writing this
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I... I... I SAID THE LONELY ISLAND WAS WHACK!!! IT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!
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།ཞφи🐯Тιgεя wrote:
You...you two thumbed bastard!I... I... I SAID THE LONELY ISLAND WAS WHACK!!! IT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!
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VitoRitz wrote:
But you didnt shoot the deputyI shot the sherif
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Jon Allen wrote:
Me too,, thats intense😉😽Under my clothes, I'm naked 😉 aren't I dirty?
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Moral of the story: don't drink beer kids. That reminds me, last summer I got drunk with a couple of my friends at my coach's house (my friend was watching it while they were away), so we trashed his house, I flushed his daughter's beta fish down the toilet, drank all his $200+ alcohol, broke his crystal glasses, at all his food, and according to the legend told to me by my friend's, I called some of my female friends and had a threeway, in his bed.I broke into a house for sale and partied with my bf at the time and neighbors. They destroyed the place. I felt bad so I was going to go clean up the next night but unfortunately there was a house showing that morning. Got pulled out of lunch in my cheerleading uniform to get fingerprinted but got away with it because I didn't drink beer and that's the only thing they fingerprinted... Shhhhh don't tell 😉 gotta love The old Highschool years haha
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I once killed 5 whores in Whitechapel, London but that's going back a while now 👧👩👧👩👧 ✂✂✂་💀💀💀💀💀
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Donnie Blingo wrote:
Do you swear it was self defence?VitoRitz wrote:
But you didnt shoot the deputyI shot the sherif
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