Turf Wars Preamble.

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Degradable Z Mar 15, 2012

We the People of Turf Wars,
in Order to form a more perfect Forum,
Establish ER's,
insure domestic violence,
provide for the common player,
promote the general discussion,
and secure the Blessings of Turf Wars to ourselves and our Creator, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Turf Wars.

PUBLIC COPYRIGHT OF 3/13/12
WE THE PEOPLE OF TURF WARS™
ALL RIGHT BELONGS TO IT'S CREATOR.™

Signed,

~Degradable Z
Degradable Z Mar 15, 2012

If you would like to sign, please sign your name.
🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 Mar 15, 2012

Wtf is this...
Degradable Z Mar 15, 2012

🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 wrote:
Wtf is this...

A turf Wars preamble
cptpiratemonkey Mar 15, 2012

You totally ripped off the Us declaration of independence preamble
cptpiratemonkey Mar 15, 2012

*US
•C U N T• Mar 15, 2012

Is this legally binding? I need to know before I commit?
🔥zUntamed🔥 Mar 15, 2012

This is like the sixth time it's been posted.
dark flame🔥 Mar 15, 2012

~Dark flame
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Mar 15, 2012

You made one of these the other day.
messrine Mar 15, 2012

blue.black.underlined.en forte.
Degradable Z Mar 15, 2012

cptpiratemonkey wrote:
You totally ripped off the Us declaration of independence preamble

No shit Einstein.
Degradable Z Mar 15, 2012

🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
This is like the sixth time it's been posted.

Revised and edited
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 15, 2012

Blah blah blah
Golden Dino Mar 15, 2012

✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Blah blah blah

Rip off of our legal notice!!
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 15, 2012

☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Blah blah blah

Rip off of our legal notice!!
*Your*
lol

But yeah... Obviously a Copycat threader here!! 😉
Ħʉℵ₮ミℝ$ Mar 15, 2012

⚾sports lover ⚽
Golden Dino Mar 15, 2012

✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Blah blah blah

Rip off of our legal notice!!
*Your*
lol

But yeah... Obviously a Copycat threader here!! 😉

Vamos a la ER!
Ꭱ3V Mar 15, 2012

"insure domestic violence,"

I'm against domestic violence so I'll pass.
Degradable Z Mar 15, 2012

☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Blah blah blah

Rip off of our legal notice!!
Dude, you didn't have the preamble?
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 15, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
"insure domestic violence,"

I'm against domestic violence so I'll pass.

Some forms yes.... however, if a few spanks get thrown around under 'special cirCUMstances' it can be a pretty good form of DV! 😁😉
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ Mar 15, 2012

Delete this thread. It's a joke 👍
💃ᎾᏢᎢᎥᎷᏌᎷ Mar 15, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
"insure domestic violence,"

I'm against domestic violence so I'll pass.

This
The Water Waka Mar 16, 2012

Sure, I'll sign.

-The Water Waka
~REVENGE~ Mar 16, 2012

Most "legal" charters are free from grammatical errors...
Golden Dino Mar 16, 2012

Dino Marchetti wrote:
Most "legal" charters are free from grammatical errors...

Dino IQ comes through. This 👆
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Mar 16, 2012

🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
This is like the sixth time it's been posted.
~REVENGE~ Mar 16, 2012

☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Dino Marchetti wrote:
Most "legal" charters are free from grammatical errors...

Dino IQ comes through. This 👆
😝
Mystery Mar 16, 2012

A preamble introduces something. You aren't introducing anything, so what is the point of it?

You say "establish this Constitution" but you haven't posted a constitution.
Degradable Z Mar 16, 2012

It's a joke
Visɧɓuɱe Mar 16, 2012

Degradable Z wrote:
It's a joke

Crickets

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