Suggestions please....

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SOR Mar 15, 2012

I'm currently in the process of rebranding my company and I am struggling to come up with a good strap line or slogan. (eg. HSBC- "the worlds local bank") we deliver fresh fruit to offices in London. I know alot of you have a good sense of humour and by looking at other posts, a lot of wit. All suggestions appreciated, whether serious or silly......

So far:
"Make a fresh change"
"The futures bright, the futures fruit"
"Our fruit. Your office."

Some of these just don't cut it for me so please suggestions. I'm stuck
Marilyn Mar 15, 2012

Our customers are our passion
Add WISDOM Mar 15, 2012

"Being fruity is a good thing"
OneThumbBastard Mar 15, 2012

Fresh.Natural.Delicious.
The"Accountant" Mar 15, 2012

Five a day helps you work, rest and play......... 👍
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Mar 15, 2012

Be the apple of your Co-workers eye! Order fresh fruit to your office...
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ Mar 15, 2012

Strait to the punch
Were fruitastic
Got fruit?
The fruitalishus company
(Ain't nothing but a fruit thang baby)
Nice melons(picture of a girl holding melons infront of her tits)
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 15, 2012

Want apeel? We bring it to you
🍎🍊🍉🍓
Solid or splatterd, fresh fruit matters.
🍓🍉🍊🍎
Strawberries are red,
Bananas yellow,
We'll deliver the proof,
You cheeky fellow
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ Mar 15, 2012

Wona know how it feels to peal the best bananas

Rosers are red,
Violets are blue,
I sell fruit,
How bout you...

Apples'R'us
Fruit to you
Fruit on the move
Get ya fruit on
Who's fruit is it any way
Fruit on wheels
Speeding gonfruitay
007, the fruit will never end
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ Mar 15, 2012

Fruit strait to you
Peal this
All natural(picture of girl with nice big watermelons)
gline9sucks Mar 15, 2012

fruits are dumb
SOR Mar 15, 2012

"get your bowels moving"
Obi Wayne Mar 15, 2012

Marilyn wrote:
Our customers are our passion

Are customers are our passion... Fruit.
A real sweet deal.

Increase your health appeal.
Ꭱ3V Mar 15, 2012

Add WISDOM wrote:
"Being fruity is a good thing"

I lol'd.
RPT_bye all! Mar 15, 2012

'Apples and pears are no obstacle, we'll deliver anywhere...' (non uk residents might not get the rhyming slang).
Violent Vin🇺🇸💀🔫 Mar 15, 2012

We serve your apple-tite
•C U N T• Mar 15, 2012

Oo Oo fruit you sir!
•C U N T• Mar 15, 2012

Fruit-a-peel!
bfong1 Mar 15, 2012

"tactical fruit drop inbound."
★COVΛH★ Mar 15, 2012

"Our Fruit Means Business"

or

"Fresh At Your Desk"