Rap Battle
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The Rules:
1) Only 2 people at a time.
2) After 5 minutes on of the contestants has now replied, the other is declared the winner.
3) The winner can either choose the battle the next person, or leave. (We won't judge you if you do).
4) Please, no one post in the middle of a battle.The first to people to reply are chosen to battle first.
Hope this works. -
I'm up for it.
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Look at this mothafuckin bitch
This prick thinks can think he can rap and shit
But all he does is swallow an lick some dick -
Look at you talking about licking dick,
I didn't know you did that shit,
This will make you want to scream and shout,
that's right Grim I'm gonna make you pout. -
Ur one to talk fuckin fag,
Tommorrow dead body will end up in a bag,
If u mess with us you'll regret it,
And if u still think ur the fuckin shit u won't get it -
Oh look at you you grew a pair,
but too bad for you I don't really care.
I'm not afraid to die,
and I'm not gonna lie.So guess what now,
get on the ground and bow,
this shit just got real,
ya I'm the real fuckin deal. -
You still don't get it little prick?
Go fuckin whine and cry to nick,
Just look at ur mob, it's a piece of shit,
Just go die somewhere in a fuckin ditch,
and don't worry ur family won't care cuz ur a bitch, -
One day, real soon I'm gonna kick your ass, and when I do, your gonna wonder how I did it so fast. Don't bring Nick into this, he doesn't even care, so shut the fuck up and fuckin beware.
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Go ahead, when u take a look at me you'll say "I pass", cuz ur a pussy and can never last.
Plus ur just like ur mom, has a clit and in ur ass there's always a dick. So go fuck urself and get lost, cuz for the world ur just a gay cause. -
You really fuckin suck, didn't you learn how to fuckin rhyme. I guess all that shit before was just luck, I could have kicked your ass when I was just nine. Maybe you should actually learn how to rap, instead of sittin of santas lap. So before you keep rappin cause your gonna regret, look how bad you let your life get.
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Alright u won. I suck at this.
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Your not that bad.
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👏 This is tough, might have to destroy somebody lol.
Both are impressive.
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Next
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Next
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You think ur hot well I think not
stop the beat at the tick of the clock
moving down owning the night
me on ur girl oh what a sight
lights go off twelve or noon
while your animal girlfriends howlin at the moon -
Any challangers?
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Come on dudes...
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Can I please have somebody to play it out
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Why don't u pm hippo
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Well would you look at this, it's not much of a diss. Too bad for you and I'm not gonna lie, she had aids now your gonna die.
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You can try to one up me just like the beatles sang let it be
but when you try and lie and say what you say you come off like your a little bit gay
and your rap style comes off a little loose
is it just me or you copying off dr. Seuss eminem is not afraid
and neithers ur girl when I banged her yesterday -
Fuck dr.Seuss, he ain't got nothin on me, and pay attention you might learn something from me. You might think that words do me harm, but at least I'm not the one fuckin animals on a farm. Your the one with the name cow, and your moms pussy is tight, I know cause I kept her up all night.
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Haha I laugh true to true
there's a picture on the fridge that my daughter drew guess what you fuck here's something new
it's the picture of you with your hand on your sack and ur shaking your fist like a baseball bat
ur mom in the grave whome no body could save was dead cuz I fucked her in the wooden shed
lights go on and the people say hey look it's Cow Shittin on hippos grave and dead u are at the stroke of night
cuz you tried to beat me with all ur might but guess what I'm fast
and hippos are slow
how bout you go home and go suck on ur moms nipple
keeping it warm she likes it right
cuz when I fuck her in the ass
she won't be to tight
but I guess I'll say just this day
bitch I won it's over I guess it's my day -
Lol that's 5 minutes
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To bad cuz it's not and I got something to say, I don't know if he told you but your dads gay. Every night he tucked you in he would get an erection, that's why he went to jail, it was molestation. So next time you see just stop and think, "Hippo was right," cause he'll be wearing pink.
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Know what that's shit
your mom through a fit
I tore her apart and ate out her clit
I know it's bad and ya real sad
but guess what young hippo ur a fat shit lad
and I mean huge not just a tad
and if ur gettin mad suck it up
grow a nut cuz the stories that you tell come straight from ur butt cuz to this day u better keep ur mouth shut
srry to say but that erection u say
made you and it was a sad little day
because my friend your rapping stinks please take a mint
o ya btw your an a accident😋 -
Hwy its time over like u said i think its time for tge people to read and choose guess what hippo...u lose
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How old are you using words like lad and tad, and I guess i was right about your dad. Are you into old people, you seem to be, cause my moms about to turn 83. And about that mint, you can keep, cause it tasted like shit. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, you think you hittin close to home, but really your still way to far. You think I give a shit what your friends say, well your wrong and he's probably really gay.
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No way no way
thats what all the little kids say
then theres you sittin on santas lap
taking his dick cramming his sack
you dont know and end and no im not gay just ask your sister about that pile of hay
and guess what that mint was covered in lint just sittin in my pocket like tge condom i used yesterday
if anybody here its you whose gayit's been ten minutes I'm done decide the winner guys
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Skeptical-Hippo wrote:
well he claims his 16How old are you using words like lad and tad, and I guess i was right about your dad. Are you into old people, you seem to be, cause my moms about to turn 83. And about that mint, you can keep, cause it tasted like shit. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, you think you hittin close to home, but really your still way to far. You think I give a shit what your friends say, well your wrong and he's probably really gay.
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