Joke challenge!!!
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Ok here we go. I got LOTS of title deeds unused and ready to go. Post your best jokes below and I'll make my turf name your username :) best joke 5 jokes win. Contest will begin now and end on March 16th 2012. Also, I can put ur Inv code on my turf If that's better. Contest begins...........not yet.......... Almost.......... NOW!!!
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This thread is a joke.
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Q: What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already done told the b*tch twice!
:)
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Did you see the clown who hides from gay people at walmart?
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mr ace wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Did you see the clown who hides from gay people at walmart?
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Did you hear about that guys brother? Ya he was born without a mouth. He doesn't like to TALK about it.
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Whats orange and fluffy? Orange fluff
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What's brown, stinks of shit and you see a new one almost daily?
Joke contest threads.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
😂😂win!!What's brown, stinks of shit and you see a new one almost daily?
Joke contest threads.
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Yousuf wrote:
You Claiming To Have Title Deeds...Ok here we go. I got LOTS of title deeds unused and ready to go. Post your best jokes below and I'll make my turf name your username :) best joke 5 jokes win. Contest will begin now and end on March 16th 2012. Also, I can put ur Inv code on my turf If that's better. Contest begins...........not yet.......... Almost.......... NOW!!!
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What's long hard and full of semen?
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Judging by most of the jokes today.. I'd say the man who owns the tumbleweed factory must be rubbing his hands together
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When does the narwhal bacon?
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The Nomad wrote:
Oh man, you took mine😡😡When does the narwhal bacon?
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ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ wrote:
WinnerJudging by most of the jokes today.. I'd say the man who owns the tumbleweed factory must be rubbing his hands together
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My laziness is like the number 8 if it lays down it becomes infinite
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Carpenter wrote:
He got this joke from an app called IFunnymr ace wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Did you see the clown who hides from gay people at walmart?
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An old man and his grandson was outside watching this worm try to go in a hole. The little boy says papaw I bet you 5 dollars I can get that worm in that hole. The old man says that the worm is to limp and limber. The little boy runs inside and gets some hairspray and sprays the worm, the worm goes in with ease. The old man smiles and hands the boy 5 dollars. A half hour passes and the old man gives the boy 5 more dollars. The boy says papaw you done gave me 5 dollars. The old man says "son this is from your grandma".
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I thought long and hard, and finally decided on my New Year's resolution.
1024x768.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Massive winWhat's brown, stinks of shit and you see a new one almost daily?
Joke contest threads.
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Crusty Crab wrote:
Not funny. At all. 🏥🚑💨Q: What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already done told the b*tch twice!
:)
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