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Yo yo my name is joe
lets write a rap i think you know
what to do or where to go
just keep it goin and wqtch it go -
Don't stop
make it pop
dj blow my speakers up tonight
Ima fight
till we see the sunlight
ohhh wooo oohhh ohhh -
Yo I'm comin from a place in the south
don't talk down or I'll hit ya in the mouth
word... -
YOU wrote:
I'm getting music for my nieces new iPod.Don't stop
make it pop
dj blow my speakers up tonight
Ima fight
till we see the sunlight
ohhh wooo oohhh ohhh -
J to the e to the s. U. S. Hanging out with Jesus you gots to get blessed
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I'M A F-A-N-A-T-I-C...FANATIC!....I rep Christ till i.. D-I-E!!
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mother fucker im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book
wall
you know my pants sag low(low)
even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
spose i got the swagger of a cripple
i got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
and lyrically im not the best
physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so puposteruis
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausagefest
oh yes
the girls are repulsed so i hide in my hood like im joining a cult
uh huh
im as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are perches
me ill never date an actress
got too many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this -
its cuz my little sister wrote it
im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome -
This isn't the same without prez.😿 None of these hold a candle to his. No offense
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check it out
im from maine and i don't hunt nope and i can't ski
smoke weed but i can't roll blunts
might be wit with my wifey my necks not icy
eatin at macdonalds because subways pricey
uh and my unibrow plucked
just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like for what
blunt wraps and some heinekens
you skinny prick
go get a gym membership and vitamins
im like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from
you dad and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my ass it is jumanji -
Haha I got that song on my iPod!!
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👿Belial wrote:
I agreeThis isn't the same without prez.😿 None of these hold a candle to his. No offense
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soup untailored ringtone taylor swift
can't tweet upon my twitter cuz i haven't done shit
bank account red
body ungroomed
the good thing about me is im off stage soon
im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome -
further more im cornier than ethynol
cheeser than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of tim duncken
even though i got shit for brains like a plumpkin
im twenty four serving lobster rolls
because i spent a decade filling optimmoes and im not even the bomb
in maine
on my game my game and only about as sexy as John mccain -
now put your hands up if you have nightmares
if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
if you got dandruff
if you drink light beer
im out of breath
but im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome -
Skeptical-Hippo wrote:
dude every thing you've posted is a song..u have to make this stuff up hahanow put your hands up if you have nightmares
if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
if you got dandruff
if you drink light beer
im out of breath
but im awesome
no your not dude don't lie
im awesome
im driving round in my moms ride
im awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother fucker im awesome
i will run away from a brawl
im awesome
no voicemail nobody called
im awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my facebook wall
im awesome -
BULLIESAREFAGS 9 weeks ago Quote
YO I'M GETTING READY TO PUT YOU ONTO SOMETHIN, MAN
YO WHEN YOU SEE SOME NEWBIE GET CAPPED, THAT SHIT IS THUG
NAHMEAN? THAT SHIT IS THUG
ANYTHING YOU SEEN IS THUG
HOMEY GOT A BIG 84 TURF AT THE CURB, THAT'S THUG
ESPECIALLY IF HE GOT THE FULLY EQUIPPED DEFENSE UPGRADES ON IT, THAT'S THUGI HAD THIS TURF UPTOWN LIKE THUG!
HAD TO BURN THE CITY DOWN LIKE THUG!
BOUGHT THE BITCH GUARDS AND A NEST LIKE THUG!
SHOULDA SEEN THEM SHITS DEFENDING IT LIKE THUG!
NOW MONEY AIN'T A PROBLEM SEE MY MONEY'S LIKE THUG!
PULLED OUT MY BANKROLL ON YOU MOBSTAS LIKE THUG!
FLOSS THE CAPPED TURF FROM THE ROAD LIKE THUG!
HATERS WANNA PEEP MY CHEAT SCRIPT CODES LIKE THUG!
HAD TO TEAR DOWN MY TURFS ON YOU BITCHES LIKE THUG!
MY TURFS GETTING VENDETTA'D ON ME LIKE THUG!
BETTER HEAD BACK TO QUEBEC LIKE THUG!
FRONTIN LIKE THEY MIGHT GET AHEAD LIKE THUG!
NO LOVE, I PITCH IDEAS LIKE I SOLD DRUGS,
LIVE LIFE IN THE PUBLIC LANE, ASKING NEW MOBS FOR HUGS, LIKE THUG! -
⬆⬆⬆⬆ adaptation by prez iLL about thuglife
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👿Belial wrote:
like wow! Seriuosly, how long did this take lol jp.⬆⬆⬆⬆ adaptation by prez iLL about thuglife
Bust a joke in the forums like thug
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Haha I like it when it said
BETTER HEAD BACK TO QUEBEC LIKE THUG
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They see me rollin'
With my iPhone
Patrollin'
They need to get out of my turf zone,
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
My turf so big;
I'm swangin'.
They hopin'
That they gon' catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.Police think they can see me lean;
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen.
For me to see me hop by, they can see the glean,
And my shine on my turf and the IPhone screen.
Ride with a new mob, they like "Hold up."
Next to the local cap o with alot of rep,
Is a bunch of noobs ready to reset. -
Skeptical-Hippo wrote:
It's ok I guess. Still amatuerThey see me rollin'
With my iPhone
Patrollin'
They need to get out of my turf zone,
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
My turf so big;
I'm swangin'.
They hopin'
That they gon' catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.Police think they can see me lean;
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen.
For me to see me hop by, they can see the glean,
And my shine on my turf and the IPhone screen.
Ride with a new mob, they like "Hold up."
Next to the local cap o with alot of rep,
Is a bunch of noobs ready to reset. -
Here's my own bare with me I did it in like a min..
I spit pain were da mic is, how life is, come through on the night shift, I know long days, I know wrong ways, try 2 forget bout it blowin on strong haze, bad feelins comes back when a certain song plays, catching vibes when a piano or horn plays, hitt the laptop mix a beat up sittin rollin weed up, prayin' 4 mama 2 kick her feet up, I stay fresh or g'd up.. My niggas stay rippin trippin tryna reup, ya dunno the streets, this rap shit keep ya niggas confused ya dunno bout the streets n all the real niggas it lose, i could give ya the news but it might give ya the blues.
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👿Belial wrote:
maybe you should try and come up with one instead of copying someone elses.Skeptical-Hippo wrote:
It's ok I guess. Still amatuerThey see me rollin'
With my iPhone
Patrollin'
They need to get out of my turf zone,
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
My turf so big;
I'm swangin'.
They hopin'
That they gon' catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me playin' dirty.Police think they can see me lean;
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen.
For me to see me hop by, they can see the glean,
And my shine on my turf and the IPhone screen.
Ride with a new mob, they like "Hold up."
Next to the local cap o with alot of rep,
Is a bunch of noobs ready to reset. -
Reach for the sky, tryin to hit perfection
my heads harder then the hulks erction -
O-Dogg wrote:
that's really good, how long did it take you to cone up with thisHere's my own bare with me I did it in like a min..
I spit pain were da mic is, how life is, come through on the night shift, I know long days, I know wrong ways, try 2 forget bout it blowin on strong haze, bad feelins comes back when a certain song plays, catching vibes when a piano or horn plays, hitt the laptop mix a beat up sittin rollin weed up, prayin' 4 mama 2 kick her feet up, I stay fresh or g'd up.. My niggas stay rippin trippin tryna reup, ya dunno the streets, this rap shit keep ya niggas confused ya dunno bout the streets n all the real niggas it lose, i could give ya the news but it might give ya the blues.
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Don't be a stranger by a ford ranger
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My name is Joe and I stubed my toe in a cherio
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Ed didn't pay me. Ed tryd to play me. Now Ed is dead lying in his bed
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Dont stop
bust a nut
the dj sucks alota cock
pucker up
suck some nuts
your a filthy little sl#t
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Yo quit playin,
now I'm just sayin,
it's turf wars I'm gamin,
while these turfs I'm layin.These forums aren't for the soft hearted,
the madness has barely even started,
this is where the line between noobs and pros gets parted.So before you start cappin me,
there is just one thing that you must see,
that I am never gunna give up,
and now you know wassup.
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