What are your comebacks?
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Tell me a come back if some one insults you. It can be any thing except your mom jokes ( those are so old )
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ignore them is the best
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It depends 100% on the insult...
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It all depends on what is said, their physical appearance, if I have any "dirt" on them or their family. I like to cut straight to the quick and hit them in their most sensitive areas......
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SO?!?!
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"Your Nan..."
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'O no she didn't '
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"such a treacherous journey through, your mother's absurdly huge cervix, you had to learn to walk before the bitch gave birth to you!"
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Your face is (and repeat what they said)
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Whatever you say, do not respond with "I eat shit like you for breakfast"
Saw it in a movie, then heard it from a person, and all I could do was laugh😂😂😂😂 -
You are a pubic hair on the toilet seat of mankind!
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Stab 'em in the face with an old, rusty, sharpened screwdriver. Works every time.
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Perfect comeback to anything Go eat a bagel
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Shut that mouth before I $&@% it. Got that off of zack and Miri
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You have food in your teeth.
They can't deny it and will go check the first chance they get.
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If I wanted my own come back I would wipe it of your moms face(if they're coppying you
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Suck it easy...Up Urs too %+!#...rotate on it! Or just a great big smile to piss them off more, maybe an..I Love U 2, depending on who it is!
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41Fivin' wrote:
Bahahahaha 😂😂😂 fucking hilarious!Stab 'em in the face with an old, rusty, sharpened screwdriver. Works every time.
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41Fivin' wrote:
Ouch! Lol.Stab 'em in the face with an old, rusty, sharpened screwdriver. Works every time.
For me, 'wow, do ever get tired of living with yourself...it must get old, boring and lonely'
Mainly I try not to say that tho as I hate it when ppl put me down even when I deserve it.
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Ojibwe wrote:
U can't tell unless u meat them face to face, another words u can't see them on this game.You have food in your teeth.
They can't deny it and will go check the first chance they get.
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Sorry *meet
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Ojibwe wrote:
Lmfao so true. Even if it's not immediately.You have food in your teeth.
They can't deny it and will go check the first chance they get.
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Your a dickfore!!
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You suck big ones....ones you wish you had. (to a guy)
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Stare them right in the eye, and then start feverishly masturbating. They don't know how to respond.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Happy Gilmore said by Shooter to HappyWhatever you say, do not respond with "I eat shit like you for breakfast"
Saw it in a movie, then heard it from a person, and all I could do was laugh😂😂😂😂 -
Are you sure you're not looking into a mirror?
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Your grandma goes to college... (edited to fit the OP's restrictions).
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🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 wrote:
And a goat.Perfect comeback to anythingGo eat a bagel
If they're really mad..."you mad bro"
That will make them flip. -
Add: TIMMYT wrote:
🔴🔴Gammer alert🔴🔴Ojibwe wrote:
U can't tell unless u meat them face to face, another words u can't see them on this game.You have food in your teeth.
They can't deny it and will go check the first chance they get.
"I only talk to ppl In video games" -
One time I was doing some BMX on a basketball court in a park, and some kid was like "get off the court mofo, this is a basketball court not a bike track. "
I just replied "hey, a vagina's for fuckin, but you can still lick it. "
Shut him up.
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