Someone in culinary arts please help me

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Fat Ray's ghost Mar 14, 2012

So I was making this apple pie, and everything was going fine, until I started smelling burnt toast, so I took my toast out of the toaster. Then I suddenly heard a loud BANG! My pie was ruined. Why did that happen?
J DཔB།TY D།ZZ༨E Mar 14, 2012

Ha ha ha, lmao! The problem is that's an American Pie!
bigblack1x2 Mar 14, 2012

My guess is ur cooking skills match mine👌
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 14, 2012

You dropped it.
Queen Nicole Mar 14, 2012

Did you cut slits in the top to release the steam from inside the pie while baking?
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 14, 2012

Okay, so to figure out my problem I'll have to re-trace all my steps:
So first I had to gather the ingredients: Water, Baking Soda, Flour, Eggs, Apples, Cinnamon, and Lemon Juice. Then I noticed that I forgot to buy apples, which is very silly of me, because what kind of apple pie, doesn't have any apples in it? Anyways, so I put my wallet into my pockets, and started walking to the store, I saw my next door neighbor Ted. Ted's a nice guy, but he talks WAY too much, so I tried to avoid him. But sure enough, he saw me, and started clanging on, and on, and constantly got side-tracked. I must've been there for 30 minutes! So I yawned and looked at my watch. Ted immediately noticed that I was bored, so he got really offended, and then left. So then I went to the store to buy some apples from this small store called "Ringo". They sell them for only 25cents an apple, so I think that's a pretty good offer. So I went to the cashier, and I couldn't believe what I saw...
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 14, 2012

It was Fred! We used to go to summer camp together! Fred was a cool guy, and we've been friends for a while now. I asked him:
"You work here now?"
"Yeah"
"That's cool, how's Marie?"
"We're not together anymore."
"Good, I hated her, she was a whore, and you know it. Who did she do it with? Is it Carl?"
"She passed away a month ago.... Lung Cancer."
"Oh"
Then it was really quiet...So I left.
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 14, 2012

After that I went back home, and noticed that my bedroom window was broken, I immediately noticed the teenagers running away from my house, so I grabbed my gun, stepped into my car, and started driving after them. First I hit Frank (12 year old) and broke his neck. I stepped out of tge car. John, his older brother tried to attack me, but I hit him in the head, with my gun, and started beating him with it, until. he bled to death. Then Kayla, called me crazy, so I said:
"Crazy?, I'll show you crazy!" and then shot her 15 times. Then I noticed that I just killed 3 people. I had to get rid of the evidence. I noticed that Te, was watching me, so I Killed him. I later cut them all into pieces, and dumped them into a river, BLA BLA BLA, anyways...
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 14, 2012

I added all the ingredients, and put the dough into the oven, 10 minutes later, BANG! The neighbors were lighting fireworks... 2 hours later, BANG! my pie exploded!
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 14, 2012

Seriously guys! I need a culinary arts specialist to explain this to me NOW!