What to do when I'm alone with CHUCK NORRIS

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🔴ß€ÅŠT¥🔴 Mar 14, 2012

Idk what to with Chucks goldfish (shark) Ideas please
Ojibwe Mar 14, 2012

You could change that old fart's Depends.
Chuck иorris Mar 14, 2012

Why would you be alone with him anyways?
$&)(&$ Mar 15, 2012

Id have sex with him ( im female) For god sakes he us Chuck Norris..
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Mar 15, 2012

Joey Bigbone wrote:
Id have sex with him ( im female) For god sakes he us Chuck Norris..

And yet ur name is Joey bigbone.... Ssuuuurrreee ur a girl............
✯ℳʀ ℳɪʗⱪ✯ Mar 15, 2012

Chop wood or kick stuff
Ujustgotshanked Mar 17, 2012

Ask him if he wanted to go fuck a few bastards up.
BAT SMURF Mar 17, 2012

Chuck иorris wrote:
Why would you be alone with him anyways?

Him don't you mean me. Chuck.
warmachine6667 Mar 17, 2012

Get him to keep you from daydreaming so much and focus on your school work and part time job, oh, wait that's the plot to Sidekicks.
🔰Superyan🔰 Mar 17, 2012

Probably get his autograph.
That's it. He's not exactly special.