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ATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
depends how old r uAm I the ๐ผ?
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Negrita Chula wrote:
YUP ๐Primo Loco wrote:
she's our sis nowATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
๐ MY NEW SIBLING ๐นplus , you are still young. Don't think she's the one, I hope you do get into ucla and find yourself a smart girl not an immature one. And hopefully you mature as well
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Primo Loco wrote:
damn it, then im the ๐ตlolATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
depends how old r uAm I the ๐ผ?
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Primo Loco wrote:
wait....how do u "check" to see if she's a virgin??Add: Decay943 wrote:
like I said I "tested the waters" n they were pure ๐I'd say she's lying.
๐ณ sry Nick hopefully that's not bad enough ๐
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Hmmmmmm....
this could get quite interesting...
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It always cracks me up when these little kids pull out the "you don't know what i've been through in life" card. My guess? Not much. It's life dude. Some shit is hard, some shit is easy but it pretty much sucks most of the time. You think you've seen hardship now? Wait ti you gotta pay bills and shit.
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ya jmac.... but more importantly.... I'd sure like to know how you personally "test her waters for purity," so to speak.
I'd seriously like to be edumacated on this.
wth is johnny o??!
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Maybe she's a virgin and he finally fucked her. Maybe he takes a look with a flashlight to see if the hymen is still there? That doesn't mean she didn't give some other guy head or the back door.
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Damn that is f'd up. Either u did something freakin ridiculously bad or she has a very way of testing your love. Did she expect you to forgive her? Damn she is a gutsy chick. Have fun! ๐
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lmfao jmac. ya.... he'd better get that flashlight checking her behyman too.
ok primo-- here is the deal.
no quality chick will ever cheat on you or pretend to cheat on u as a test.
both are launchable offenses. if she lied about it to test u she is a lying, manipulative, dysfunctional twit that thrives on drama.
u can do better IMHO.
initiate launch sequence n don't look back.
good luck
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JMac wrote:
I'mIt always cracks me up when these little kids pull out the "you don't know what i've been through in life" card. My guess? Not much. It's life dude. Some shit is hard, some shit is easy but it pretty much sucks most of the time. You think you've seen hardship now? Wait ti you gotta pay bills and shit.
not talkin about financial struggles or anythin I'm talkin about actual events. My whole life has been a struggle. But things with deaths n nothin ever bein easy on me. By 9th grade I was short 2 inches on my hair line n I had to dye my hair due to the stress I was constantly dealin with. -
ATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
haha negrita chulas the ๐ผ she's still n diapers n I constantly have to feed her n burp her. She never shuts up. She's constantly ๐ cryin n poopin ๐ฉ then she throws it like a money ๐๐ต๐๐๐จ๐ฉPrimo Loco wrote:
damn it, then im the ๐ตlolATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
depends how old r uAm I the ๐ผ?
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Um WOW that is one messed up way to 'test' you... I think you may have a DQ (drama queen) on your hands. Sounds like she thrives on chaos and if there is none will create it. If your willing to put up with that, more power to ya, but I can pretty much guarentee this will not be her last 'test' the next time she gets bored she may come up with something else like 'oops, I'm pregnate' (when you have sex) followed by 'oops I lost it' then finally 'oops niether of those things happened, I just wanted to see your reaction'. Just seriously think of what yr staying in and what YOU are getting from HER and if it's worth it. My advice, no feeling lasts forever good or bad they constantly change and if she makes you feel like downing pills more than she makes you smile, maybe you should look into finding more smiles. Young 'love' can be brutal. Good luck :)
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Mona Calone wrote:
thnx ๐บ that was beautiful ๐Um WOW that is one messed up way to 'test' you... I think you may have a DQ (drama queen) on your hands. Sounds like she thrives on chaos and if there is none will create it. If your willing to put up with that, more power to ya, but I can pretty much guarentee this will not be her last 'test' the next time she gets bored she may come up with something else like 'oops, I'm pregnate' (when you have sex) followed by 'oops I lost it' then finally 'oops niether of those things happened, I just wanted to see your reaction'. Just seriously think of what yr staying in and what YOU are getting from HER and if it's worth it. My advice, no feeling lasts forever good or bad they constantly change and if she makes you feel like downing pills more than she makes you smile, maybe you should look into finding more smiles. Young 'love' can be brutal. Good luck :)
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Primo Loco wrote:
actually u da baby. I learn how to wipe my own ass already! Lol u the lil brother cuz I have no lil brothers only sisters! Lol j want a baby brother so that's u. Ans that's final!!!!ATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
haha negrita chulas the ๐ผ she's still n diapers n I constantly have to feed her n burp her. She never shuts up. She's constantly ๐ cryin n poopin ๐ฉ then she throws it like a money ๐๐ต๐๐๐จ๐ฉPrimo Loco wrote:
damn it, then im the ๐ตlolATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
depends how old r uAm I the ๐ผ?
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Negrita Chula wrote:
EW U SAID U WIPE UR ASSPrimo Loco wrote:
actually u da baby. I learn how to wipe my own ass already! Lol u the lil brother cuz I have no lil brothers only sisters! Lol j want a baby brother so that's u. Ans that's final!!!!ATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
haha negrita chulas the ๐ผ she's still n diapers n I constantly have to feed her n burp her. She never shuts up. She's constantly ๐ cryin n poopin ๐ฉ then she throws it like a money ๐๐ต๐๐๐จ๐ฉPrimo Loco wrote:
damn it, then im the ๐ตlolATHENA'S RAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ wrote:
depends how old r uAm I the ๐ผ?
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saelo2myltlfren wrote:
...she is a lying, manipulative, dysfunctional twit that thrives on drama.
Dont you just hate auto correct?
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Next time u kiss her tell her u just ate some muff!! She'll love it haha
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@mona calone ๐ my thoughts exactly...
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Mona Calone wrote: she gets bored she may come up with something else like 'oops, I'm pregnate' (when you have sex) followed by 'oops I lost it' then finally 'oops niether of those things happened, I just wanted to see your reaction'. :)
I swear she hit the nail on the head from 3k miles away!!My x pulld that "test" like many others she did.. I was mad when she told me she was.. I wasn't ready, yet I started to like the fact of having a mini me. A week goes by she went to the gyno n said it looks "bad" a few days later she said she lost it. I was upset n cryin for a few days n I found out after we broke up she went to the gyno for a normal check up.. She just tested me!!
I'm drunk yet sober'n up I'm rambling
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MOM
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Primo Loco wrote:
man... Put it like this, your a better man then me. I don't hit females or nothing like that, but my girl knows better then to play around with me like that. I have a quick temper.I appriciate all of those who gave me advice n I took it n THAT BITCH TURNED OUT TO BE LYING TO GET BACK AT ME FOR SOMETHIN N SEE IF I WOULD STILL LOVE HER...I tested the waters n they're still pure. ๐ THAT WAS FUCKED UP THOUGH!!! what's ur thoughts OH YEA THIS IS THE 2nd TIME SHES DONE THIS BTW ๐ so yea tell me ur thoughts
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irull wrote:
WHAT!MOM
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Gino Brown wrote:
No offense, but i thought you were a girl until now.Primo Loco wrote:
man... Put it like this, your a better man then me. I don't hit females or nothing like that, but my girl knows better then to play around with me like that. I have a quick temper.I appriciate all of those who gave me advice n I took it n THAT BITCH TURNED OUT TO BE LYING TO GET BACK AT ME FOR SOMETHIN N SEE IF I WOULD STILL LOVE HER...I tested the waters n they're still pure. ๐ THAT WAS FUCKED UP THOUGH!!! what's ur thoughts OH YEA THIS IS THE 2nd TIME SHES DONE THIS BTW ๐ so yea tell me ur thoughts
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Primo Loco wrote:
grow upKING ME wrote:
As much as I would want to I'm relieved n...I can't j mean I'm pissed cuz I actually turned suicidal n started downin pills I'm highly allergic to n now I gotta go through the pain of throwing up n sittin on the crapper all day n night...AGAIN! (last night) but still I'm relieved it's not true n like I said....purest waters a boat could ever set sail in. ๐โตLeave her. She's a bitch.
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yomama1064 wrote:
PIEirull wrote:
WHAT!MOM
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ChainsawCharlie wrote:
+1So she didn't cheat on you? She lied about that?
Tell her you have AIDS.
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JMac wrote:
JMac said it all but one thing.It always cracks me up when these little kids pull out the "you don't know what i've been through in life" card. My guess? Not much. It's life dude. Some shit is hard, some shit is easy but it pretty much sucks most of the time. You think you've seen hardship now? Wait ti you gotta pay bills and shit.
Suicide over a girl?!? You really are a weak coward aren't you. Use your head for something other than a hat rack dummy. Your life is the most precious thing you have. -
Rumply Forskin wrote:
both got it, my comments were rage fueled by your suicidal stupidity. U got people all over the world right??? U just proved to them all how worthless they are to you, because you were gonna kill yourself over a girl, not even a woman! WOW! Fine form of loyalty you show there. Mighty Chumptacular of you! Time to look at the man in the mirror poco loco!JMac wrote:
JMac said it all but one thing.It always cracks me up when these little kids pull out the "you don't know what i've been through in life" card. My guess? Not much. It's life dude. Some shit is hard, some shit is easy but it pretty much sucks most of the time. You think you've seen hardship now? Wait ti you gotta pay bills and shit.
Suicide over a girl?!? You really are a weak coward aren't you. Use your head for something other than a hat rack dummy. Your life is the most precious thing you have. -
Personally I'd listen to what Mona said!!
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