Worst, funniest and wierdest ways to die💀 ⚠18+⚠
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There was one I heard about where a guy just got out of jail. He got a hooker and a car and was taking her to a motel when he got pulled over. Since he had peperspray in the car and was on parole he freaked out. So his prison instincts kicked in and he stuck it you-know-where. Then the cop made him get out of the car and they got in a fight. He got shoved against the car, and the pepper spray went off inside of him.... Ow.
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Worst way would be having ur head cut off with a spoon..
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There are so many shit to think of and so lil time lol
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Actually right after the head's been cleanly cut off the brain remains active for a couple minutes. That truly is hell.
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Angel of Blades wrote:
how do u know? Has someone told you before lol.Actually right after the head's been cleanly cut off the brain remains active for a couple minutes. That truly is hell.
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Catch on fire, fall out ur window, survive... Then get hit by a bus and die the worst way ever
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Chinese death of a thousand cuts. Deep small cuts are inflicted on a victim and death eventuates as each of the thousand cuts slowly drips blood untill victim bleeds out. 🙍
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21st street muscle wrote:
and 1 is a he-sheDieing from a heart attack while fucking Two Asian hookers
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Doin a chick analy.. If she farts it could cause air to go Into the main vein n kill u..
This is wat I hear, I wouldnt try it.. And blowjobs are safe?? Go figgure
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Get hit in the headbwith a goffnall if I saw that I would laugh my ass off
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Wild chick riding her man's dick so hard she causes the vein to burst. Man dies from heavy internal bleeding in his cock. 😝
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Ur not to smart that vein has no blood at all in it
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Worst: having your head cut off with a blunt knife while you're awake Iraq style
Best: would have to be a quick heart attack while having sex
Weird: on the crapper while turfing... -
Add:🐮COW🐮 wrote:
smart assUr not to smart that vein has no blood at all in it
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Negrita Chula wrote:
Elvis style!I think the weirdest and funnest way to die would be takin a shit on the crapper! Lol
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Drowning in a bucket of ass sweat!
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I plan to die after being shot by a jealous husband.
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Add:🐮COW🐮 wrote:
What fucking vein has no blood? Dumb assUr not to smart that vein has no blood at all in it
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I think the whole lodged between a subway train and platform scenario is horrible. where they can't get you out and you're all twisted up but if they move the train it will separate your torso. so they bring in your family to say their goodbyes. ugh.
any situation where you get your skull crushed and you can taste it but you're not dead yet.
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Drowning in pee or getting your head stuck in a fan
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Head cut off with a dull combat knife...neo Nazi style...uuuuuuuuuugh..I hate that video on the Internet
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😝 DEATH BY CHIHUAHUA ATTACK ROFLMFAOOL
also death by swimmin in the ocean and havin a guppy swim into ur throat choking u and hurtin u tryin to get out only to swim away after ur dead 😏
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Negrita Chula wrote:
Na papercut to death it's Extremely painful
😳when I was in elementry I used to purposely give myself paper cuts between my fingers. 🙍 back then it didn't hurt it tickled n felt coldish.
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Primo Loco wrote:
lol weird lolNegrita Chula wrote:
Na papercut to death it's Extremely painful
😳when I was in elementry I used to purposely give myself paper cuts between my fingers. 🙍 back then it didn't hurt it tickled n felt coldish.
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Worst way - knocking one out with pants around ankles. Weirdest - falling asleep on a train and ending up in the north pole and freezing to death as uve only shorts a t shirt and flip flops on.
Funniest - breaking ur ribs lmfao -
Bath tub filled with double-edged razor blades and rubbing alcohol.
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A clown turns into a physco and tys people into knots,breaking their bones in the process
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Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:
Don't forget the salt.Bath tub filled with double-edged razor blades and rubbing alcohol.
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Angel of Blades wrote:
and vinegar.Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:
Don't forget the salt.Bath tub filled with double-edged razor blades and rubbing alcohol.
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